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    Baz realizes Simon doesn't know how to drive and wants to teach him, but Simon has some other plans for them that morning...

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    its simons birthday... Baz has one plan

     

    to shower his boyfriend with affection

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    Simon never expected to find an orgy in the Wavering Wood. He definitely didn't expect to be invited to join in. And he most certainly never would have imagined himself agreeing to join in, but some offers are just too tempting to refuse.

    A story in which Simon stumbles into a magical creature orgy and learns a thing or two about oral sex

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    You see, my beyond beautiful and exceedingly concupiscent boyfriend assured me of something the other day. Something that involves me, him and more than one rounds of f*cking.

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    "You remember what you promised to me a few days ago, right, Snow?"

    The sheer dominance in his voice sets a shiver running through my body from head to toe, and there also might be an involuntary whimper, depending on who you ask. How embarrassing.

    I try to put up a fight just for old times sake. (He can conquer me all he wants afterwards.)

    "What, Pitch?" I sound breathless. Fuck. I've already lost.

    I feel him smirk through my skin. He knows it, too.

    "Hmmm. Let's see. If my memory is correct, it concerns that sweet little hole of yours."

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    To get Baz off his back about their class presentation, Simon texts back saying he's busy.
    When Baz presses him further, Simon says he's wanking.

    Neither Simon nor Baz expects Baz to text "Prove it."

    So, Simon proves it.

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    "I went to sleep covered in blood. When I wake up, someone is licking it off me."

     

    A magic amulet makes Baz act on his repressed instincts.

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    Valentine's Day falls on a Thursday and Simon is old, now. They both are. Almost thirty. He knows he should have stuck with the boring gift Baz asked for, but he didn't and now— Well.

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    desperation (noun): the feeling that you have when you are in such a bad situation that you are willing to take risks in order to change it.

    Simon Snow lays sprawled on my bed on his back, stark naked, and if it's not the most beautiful sight I have ever seen I don't know what is. I'm not sure what I did to deserve this, in this life or in another.

    A bright red flush adorns his face, and his pleading blue eyes stare straight into my soul. His face is scrunched up a little, as if he were in physical pain.

    "Baz, come here already. Please..." he whines adorably. I made him wait long enough, I suppose, but I just can't help it. Making him all desperate for me feels too good, it's intoxicating.

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    Carry On Countdown Day 19 - Misunderstanding

    “He seemed to think we were on the same page. I wasn’t even sure we were reading the same book.” - Jodie Andrefski

    Communication mistakes lead to... shagging?

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    Simon gets stuck half under his bed, Baz seizes the opportunity with innocent intentions, but things quickly dissolve into something much less innocent

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    I’m glad the room is dark, and that Snow is tucked safely into his bed, away from me. Because I’m sure I’m flushing beet red, despite my… pale inclinations. I rarely find myself speechless, but I’m at a loss on how to respond. Is he really asking me to do what I think he is?

    “Just so I’m sure I understand, the pixie said ‘get fucked’ and now you need somebody to…”

    He growls, frustrated that I’m making this difficult for him. But I can’t let myself get this even a little bit wrong.

    “‘Get fucked’ means get fucked, Baz. It means I need you to do that to me.”

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    After an unfortunate run in with a pixie, Simon finds himself in an extremely intimate and mortifying kind of trouble. Who else could he possibly turn to other than his lifelong enemy/roommate?

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    Simon and Baz finally get the flat to themselves when Penny and Shepard go out. Not bothering to use a silencing spell, Penny and Shepard overhear them being rather loud.

    prompt #28: "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!"

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    request for @SimoneX : how about writing a fix where simon and baz are rival fashion models... but they have to work the same show and end up falling in love.

    the title is a lyric from the arctic monkey's song "teddy picker"

    enjoy :)

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    request for @wtfnataly : you could do chubby! simon feeling insecure about his appearance and baz showing/ telling him how much he loves simon and his body? can be smutty or not, up to you :)

    the title is from the teen suicide song "skate witches"

    the smut is barely there but there nonetheless, enjoy!!

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    Mummers Tower: home of the most sexual tension since sliced bread.

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    "'merlin, i love you,' baz purred into his neck, biting down on the flesh a little. 'so perfect and nice for me.'

    simon pulled back and flashed his boyfriend a smile. 'all for you, baby.'

    baz rolled his eyes, taking simon by the waist and pushing him up against the bedroom wall. 'only for me, ever.'"

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    aka baz loses a football game and simon is there for him to take his anger out on.

    fic title came from the song "vixen" by destroy boys. fuck this band now. im not gonna change the title but this band has performed terrible actions that i was not aware of. so yeah.

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    No context, just sex. Baz knows how he wants it and they make it happen. Post-Watford, age 19, but not, y'know, depressing, Wayward Son post-Watford.

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    "the door slammed shut, its loud presence being much more obvious to simon. he shuddered, finally looking his boyfriend in the eyes.

    'hey,' baz muttered, a very devious smirk appearing on his face.

    'hi,' simon replied, barely audible. his robe hung low, exposing his shoulders and collarbones. baz looked at him like he was his next meal. just another piece of flesh to satiate him.

    'i’m almost sorry that you can’t see yourself. you are literally a greek god, snow,”

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    another snowbaz for brooklyn!!! we love her on this account!

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    The telly is still playing the film we abandoned, and the curtains on our living room windows are wide open - allowing the afternoon sunlight to shine down on us. It bathes Simon in gold, and only causes him to be more enchanting to me. He's gorgeous. Lush and ripe and mine for the taking.

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