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    A collection of ficlets tied together by the general theme of Dirk Whump. Generally Post S2 with a lot of reference to Blackwing.

    Expect to see a few themes repeated - sorry I just like some things and can't keep track of where I've used them already...

    Various trigger warnings around the various types of abuse I put Dirk through

    Quite a bit of shameless idea theft (sorry) - from authors including but not limited to the inspirational protecticarus (FKA thewrongplath), flightinflame, scarletkestrel, ToMarsAndBeyond3, electricteatime, Lynds, DontoffendTheBees et al.

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    122,892
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    86/?
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    162
    Kudos:
    63
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    10
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    2163
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    Donald Scripps has always been different. Always felt different. It's not been easy hiding it from his best mates (especially David) They've all been through enough without him adding onto anything. And then said best mate calls him up, asking for his help on a case.

    Ugh.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    8
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    5
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    118
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    АУ по отношению к финалу первого сезона. Дирк, Тодд и Фара тихо-мирно открыли агентство. Ну, как тихо-мирно? Ведь с ними всегда что-нибудь случается. Особенно с Дирком. В первую очередь с Дирком.

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    Русский
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    11,180
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    49
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    1
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    547
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    Todd only remembers that he’d found someone important, and when he’d woken up the next morning they were gone. When Farah brings up Sound of Nothing again, he can’t stop himself from thinking that maybe the interconnectedness of all things means he’ll meet them there, handing over the glow sticks like Cinderella’s slipper, and the puzzle piece that had been found and lost will slide back into his life.

    When the agency returns to Sound of Nothing one year later, Todd secretly hopes to solve the mystery of what, exactly, happened under Suzie Boreton's love spell.

    Written for the 4/26 DGHDA Fortnightly Free-for-all Prompt: Glitter

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    1/1
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    “I incline to the quantum mechanical view in this matter. My theory is that your cat is not lost, but that his waveform has temporarily collapsed and must be restored. Schrödinger. Planck. And so on.”
    ― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

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    English
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    314
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    6
    Hits:
    28
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    This is just a bunch if fic ideas and such for my best twin for reward and to be use as future rewards. They get to pick out of them.

    It'll be a mix of ships and mix of every trope or au available

    Also if anyone likes any of these ideas and wanna write them themselves just shot an ask, you dont have to do it for the same ships

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    81/?
    Comments:
    12
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    8
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    517
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    When the universe called him in the middle of the night on Tuesday, Dirk Gently knew immediately what was happening

    Of course, the glowing green alien floating in front of his face was also a bit of a giveaway.

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    An alien appears in Dirk's bedroom. The next day, Dirk's office has vanished. As usual, everything is connected.

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    English
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    32,392
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    188
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    It's been four months since Dirk solved the Oneiroi case and human existence, (yes, Dirk solved the case of human existence) and they were beginning to get used to the idea of maybe, possibly, living a normal life. Not that they wanted that, of course. But they had stopped Blackwing so maybe the universe was fixed and no more weird stuff would happen...

    Wrong!

    Get ready for a tale of goats, a boat, drugs, and lots of other random stuff. I told you this one was weird.

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    English
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    64,623
    Chapters:
    29/34
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    351
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    Todd offered as small of a laugh as he could manage. “What can you see?” A white-hot streak of pain seized across the muscles of his ribcage as he spoke anyway. He shut his eyes and took in a breath as evenly as he could. His shaking hands were betraying him.

    “Well, um, you’re— you’ve got—” Dirk stuttered to describe Todd’s condition to him. “There’s blood.”

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    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    18
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    16
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    2
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    135
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    Todd wakes up early. Dirk is cuddly in his own weird way.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    87
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    Maybe the problem wasn’t necessarily that Dirk had bought Todd panties, traditionally thought of as women’s clothing. Maybe the problem was merely a lack of encouragement.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    70
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    “Todd,” says Dirk one morning, apropos of literally nothing, “have you ever been married?”

    Old Todd would have either pretended not to have heard or, alternately, jumped out the window and burned down the building, but Todd has been trying, so he says, “No, Dirk, I have never been married.”

    “Hm,” says Dirk. Todd has about two blessed seconds of thinking he’s done with the topic before Dirk follows it up with, “Do you think you would like to be married?”

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    Dirk and Todd plan simultaneous proposals, neither of which (predictably) goes as planned.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    117
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    todd is asleep but tomorrow he will wake up in pain.

    Series
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    471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    44
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    The sweet reek of weed permeates his jacket, his hair, the pads of his thumbs. I like that smell. It reminds me of him, of hearth, of home.

    Language:
    English
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    254
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    68
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    A moment’s pause, then footsteps, then Dirk’s inquisitive face popping into Todd’s line of vision as he leans over. “...Hello.”

    “Hi.”

    “You’re on the floor.”

    “Uh, yeah. Yeah, I noticed.”

     

    In which Todd and Dirk bemoan the weight of living.

    Written for the 12/04/21 DGHDA Big Bang Fortnightly Free For All prompt: 'overwhelmed'.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    28
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    52
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    7
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    187
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    “Wha- no, okay, Icarus, I got that.” He looks the thing up and down. Weird name, but he’s a weird guy-creature-thing. “I mean what are you?”

    Icarus stands tall, smile snapping back into place, smug and self-assured despite the clunkiness of his body. “I am an Angel of the Lord.”

    Todd barks out a laugh, standing and turning to face it-him-whatever head on with all the stubbornness he can muster. “Seriously? That’s what you’re going with?”

    “It’s the truth.”

    “Angels don’t exist.”

    A challenging gleam ignites Icarus’ eyes, blazing in the gloom like bottled lightning. “And therein lies your problem, Todd. You have no faith.”

     

    In which two hunters and an angel walk into a barn.

    In-progress collection of fics, ficlets and drabbles set in a Supernatural AU featuring DGHDA characters. Written and updated whenever it sparks joy, I am building this verse from the ground up with no idea how/if it'll pan out <3

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    5
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    65
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    Farah looks like she’s about to be sick. “You’re asking me,” she says slowly, clenching the towels so tightly in her hand that Dirk thinks they might spontaneously combust, “for dating advice… with Todd… Brotzman?”

    “Yes, I suppose I am,” says Dirk, beaming at her.

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    Todd kissed Dirk in the basement of Blackwing and hasn't spoken to him since. Dirk sets out to solve the case.

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    English
    Words:
    5,214
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    190
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    A collection of DGHDA ficlets, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title).

    All prompts are found at the beginning of each chapter and all chapters read as individual stories! All chapters are also now named to (hopefully) help you navigate them a little easier. So feel free to pick and choose and skip around or read in order, however you want!

    Many thanks to everyone who has been prompting, reading and liking these so far!

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    83,821
    Chapters:
    65/?
    Comments:
    355
    Kudos:
    420
    Bookmarks:
    43
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    6409
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    Todd Brotzman met a guy who just went by 'Dirk' ten years ago. They meet again and it's y'know... weird.

    Language:
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    9,106
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    121
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    Todd shifted from foot to foot. “I’m, uh. I’m bi.” He was sure he’d said it aloud more this week than he had in his entire college career. “A friend of mine – Farah? – she said she knew you from work and that you were looking for a roommate, but if that’s a problem or whatever –”

    “No problem at all, darling,” Dirk said, his brilliant smile returning, “I’m gay enough for both of us.” He winked and disappeared back down the hallway with his arms full of notebooks, calling over his shoulder as he went. “When are you moving in?”

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    716

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