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    Armageddon was successfully halted, but neither side was content with punishment, so they decided to separate the angel and the demon forever. They did, and Crowley vanished from existence. Aziraphale was at rock bottom until a strange stranger from outer space appeared in his life, looking too much like his deceased demon.

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    A complete retelling of the Good Omens story featuring Anthony, the Angel of the Dawn, and the Duke of Hell Ezra.

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    Anthony Crowley has been strictly limited to touring theatre productions since his spectacular fall from grace fourteen years ago. When his agent calls and offers him a chance to get back on the telly, how can he say no?

    The Masked Singer AU nobody asked for. Content is tagged; characters aren't, so you can play along.

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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    Crowley is a self-sufficient model on the verge of stardom. They clawed their way up all by themselves and the very last thing they want is some cream puff bodyguard their agency hired following them around constantly. Pretending to be their boyfriend at work so they don't get a reputation as a Diva. Watching over them. Caring for them.

    But then it turns out "Fell" was not even his real name. Was it all fake? Would someone like him ever want someone like them?

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    "That was the whole point of the Arrangement remember? It's too preposterous for anyone to think of! Sneaking kids out of an orphanage to take them to movies and afternoon punk band rehearsals? Smuggling forbidden YA novels and progressive children books inside? How would some unimaginative wanker like Gabriel think of that?"

    In which Crowley and Aziraphale grew up in the same orphanage, Crowley was kicked out and Aziraphale stayed on to become the librarian.

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    The forces of heaven and hell have arrived on Earth to do battle for the final time as the world as humanity knows it begins to die.

    Meanwhile, an angel and a demon fight desperately to save the ones they love and the better world they have so carefully dreamed into being.

    Angels and demons. Archangels and the fallen. Humans and gods. They must all work together in the desperate race to save what truly matters at the end of everything: home.

    *

    This is the final instalment of the Ineffably Yours main story and I’m so excited to share it with you.

    You can find the rest of the series here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1394677

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    Aziraphale Fell works for the family business, Archangel Security, which is still struggling to find its niche. Doing what his strait-laced, class-conscious family expects has helped him ignore the problem of his sexuality right into middle age, but he’s decided it’s time.

    For Anthony Crowley, sexuality isn’t a problem. It’s a slush fund that he could always tap into when he couldn’t pick up enough shifts to pay the bills, or wanted something nice (a profitable strategy for someone who’s always been able to do weird things with his tongue). But for the past couple of years he hasn’t had options. At least business doesn’t affect his personal life, because so far, he’s never had much of one.

    It’s about to get complicated.

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    Inspired by Tumblr: Character A (Azirapahle) Says they're a snack, but no one's hungry
    Character B (Crowley) I'm Fucking starving

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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series which continued for over a year.

    There won't be any other regular updates, but I'm not discounting the possibility of the odd chapter happening in future if inspiration strikes. For now I'm calling it a completed work. But feel free to keep sending me prompts. You might inspire something more. Thanks for all the love.

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    The 20th High school reunion of Tadfield High School and both Anthony Crowley and Ezira Fell really do not want to be back in the village of Tadfield for their own reasons... But... They both want to see if the other remembers them. Memories shared and feelings are felt. Will they have their chance that they wanted so long ago?

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    Too Good Omens, being the narrative of certain events ocurring 5 years after the End of the World, in strict accordance, as shall be shown, with The Further Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Concerning the World That Is to Come.

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    Aziraphale is a well known author living in London with his sweet natured dog Perdita.

    Crowley is a struggling musician running away from his past, trying to keep himself and his dog Pongo in one piece. Which is easier said than done when he isn't causing trouble and turning their lives upside down. There are better ways to go about meeting someone new than causing a scene in the park.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley go missing. Adam isn't happy about it.

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    The apocalypse had been averted and everything was okay, until it wasn't anymore.

    Then Adam got a package and weird things started to happen and then Crowley got a phone call from the Dowling’s. They had fixed everything, what was going on?

    Heaven and Hell were up to something too. Sandalphon was hiding a secret and Ligur was back, but he certainly wasn’t telling the whole story of what had happened to him.

    Aziraphale just hoped this wouldn’t be Armageddon all over again, because it hadn’t been a year. That wasn’t enough.
    And also, because someone was getting dangerously close to figuring out their secret.

    Though in hindsight everyone was probably hiding something.

    There was a war on the horizon again, and if it came to pass, they would lose everything they had just gained.

    Something had happened in the year 1000AD, few remembered or knew about it at all, but the consequences were going to be horrific.

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    Anthony Crowley needs a break. Six months after being tried for murder, he’s struggling to find a new publisher for his mystery novels—and to conquer his (apparently unrequited) feelings for Lord Aziraphale Eastgate, the man who saved his life.

    Spending a few weeks out in the country working on a murder-mystery game for a rich young American’s twenty-first birthday party seems like an easy choice. But when the simulated death becomes all too real, Crowley finds himself caught up in the investigation—and crossing paths once more with someone he feared he’d never see again...

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    a good omens spoof fic where Alizaphale (Aziraphale) and Crawley (crowley) team up to stop the Aardvark (the apocolypse) with the help of a bunch of preeteens, a crazy old man, two witches, and whatever-the-hell-newton-is and fall in love along the way. it's a colab written in alternating chapters, which will be written by me and my friend who I will tag when they get an ao3 account.

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    Demon Azirafell and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

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    Donna Noble runs into a familiar face while out and about in Knightsbridge--literally. It shouldn't have been enough to nudge a meta-crisis into reactivating itself, but some things are just ineffable.

    Everything spirals completely out of control from there, and Crowley blames Israfil for all of it--and also that complete idiot running around with their face.

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    As you know, dinosaurs have never existed. The fossilized bones humans are so obsessed with are a mysterious, ethereal joke paleontologists just haven't seen yet... but things have changed.

    Ten years after the world failed to end scientists in Costa Rica have claimed to "resurrect" the prehistoric beasts in the interests of delighting children and immense profits. Aziraphale and Crowley are the only two residents of Earth who know how impossible this should all be and take it upon themselves to come out of retirement and investigate what is going on on Isla Nublar.

    What could go wrong?

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