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    Hauptmann Hans Dietrich isn't a cruel man, nor is he a fool.

    The Rat Patrol has been a thorn in his side for years. When their leader was captured and dragged off to God knows where, Dietrich poured himself a glass of wine and bought a local pastry to celebrate. He didn't want to think about the stories that he's heard coming out of the Channel Isles or some of the whispers he's heard in the bars. Dietrich is a soldier first, a civilian never, and he's good at turning parts of himself off.

    Until part of a work detail collapses at his feet and Dietrich gets a blast from the past.

    He can't ignore what's happening now. Nor can a single man hope to change the system. What he can do, though, is try to make the best of a bad situation. If the other ranking officers can keep pets, so will he. The only difference is Dietrich's is American instead of Russian.

    **FORMERLY KNOWN AS "THE CAPTAIN'S PET" BUT I DECIDED TO CHANGE THE NAME BECAUSE REASONS**

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    The Rat Patrol has a fifth man. (It happens.) He isn't with them most of the time. (So what.) Maybe he is a bit misguided and lost and has a bit of a moral problem right now. (So what.) Is he one of theirs? (Yes.) Will they just let this situation going on and on and do nothing about it? (No.) Did they tell anyone about this little plan of theirs? (Why and for what?)

    ...is there this possibility that this ominous fifth man of theirs is kinda enlisted in the enemy army? (... yeah but why make a big deal out of it?)

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    The year is 1968 and the planet of Earth now knows for certain that they are not alone in the universe. After being victorious in 'Nam, the United States and its allies, alongside all other nations on Earth, unite for the common good in order to prevent the Sith from conquering the Sol System.

    Will the North Atlantic Treaty Organization and the Warsaw Pact be able to put aside their differences in a detente to protect the planet they call home?

    Or will Earth fall due to the concurrent and seemingly endless Cold War?

    What about officially joining the Galactic Republic? Will the nation-states form a New World Order and also relinquish their primitive social views in the eyes of the Galaxy in addition to their sovereignty? And allow the Republic and the Jedi Order to have jurisdiction over their planet as well?

    Or will there be an alternate path for Earth? One in which the different social norms and sovereignty are preserved?

    *Be advised that this story is a co-written project with OfficerDonNZ, BraveSeeker3, Mandalore the Freedom, PaladinDelta, and JSailer on Fanfiction.net and you will see some of their characters in the story as well as my own creations. The story is also posted there.*

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    Mark invites someone to join him and Dietrich.

    Published in Diverse Doings #2 5/1/1998

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    A nuetral town, a brothel that caters to men with certain tastes. A mix up in rooms makes for an interesting night for Hitchcock and Dietrich.

    Published in "Diverse Doing #1" 11/1/1997
    STIFFie 1997 Best RP Short Story

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    For the second Vidding Exercise for Creative Distraction (a.k.a. Vexercise), I chose to focus on motion matching. (I only managed to match a few times, but I'm happy with how it worked out.) [ETA] Well, mostly happy - I've redone the second verse because I felt that some of the clips didn't track well with the lyrics. New! and improved! as of 5/7/21.

    The theme is insubordination. The song is "Senior Service" by Elvis Costello.

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    It was hot. Unbearably and excruciatingly hot. To make matter worse Hitch and Tully were once again standing under the direct strength of the sun, leaning against the tan colored jeeps as the Sarges' were looking for the German convoy. Hitch and Tully talk a tiny bit as they wait and fluff and other stuff ensues. comment sweet people! love HITCH! Hitch and Tully bromance!

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    The instructions for the first Vidding Exercise for Creative Distraction ("Vexercise"): Create a video edit of exactly 60 seconds consisting of precisely 10 video clips from your chosen source text, each lasting precisely 6 seconds, assembled with straight cuts. Make two versions of your pechakucha, with 1 minute excerpts from two different songs as audio. Fade in and out on your audio at the beginning and end of the audio clip.

    I chose Rat Patrol (because me!) and I picked a playful novelty song for the first version and a dreamy song about the Sahara Desert for the second.

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    Hauptmann Dietrich took advantage of a natural rock formation to shelter his small command from a raging sandstorm. This worked fine until dawn, when it became apparent the area was already claimed by some exotic desert wildlife. The Rat Patrol arrives just in time to... help?

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    Things get complicated when Moffitt's cousin joins the Allies to find an artifact

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    This story is continuation of story of Nomad1 "Temporary Truces". I never expected that I will write a slash, but discovered that I think about possible continuation of "Temporary Truces" and it mixes to think me about my own plot. Therefore I decided to write down this continuation, to get rid from this idea.

    The text was previously published https://rat-patrol-fic.livejournal.com/8466.html

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    Corporal Arnheiter, Hauptmann Dietrich's company clerk, and his best friend Konrad Genscher are taking a little well-earned break from the grind of the Western Desert Campaign. They've been camping away from the main bulk of Dietrich's company to enjoy the natural environment. Arnheiter sketches and paints, they play cards, all is calm and relaxing. Until they are spotted by the Rat Patrol and matters get a bit more exciting than they had planned.

    This is a gift- and tribute-fic for RKMacBride and solely inspired by her works. Mad props to RK for her comments and editorial suggestions, without which this story would never have come to fruition. Vielen Danke! See the notes for more and links to the parent stories. 🌴

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    Christmas has come, and the Rat Patrol are invited to Christmas dinner with Moffitt's parents. The day holds surprises for everyone.

    This story follows immediately after (as in the same night) "The Night Before Christmas Raid."

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    Military Intelligence now insists that the Rat Patrol be commanded by an officer. So far, Major MacDonald hasn't been able to find one. However, the solution to their problem may have just walked into his office.

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    Маффитт тяжело ранен. Чтобы довезти его до госпиталя живым, требуется срочное переливание крови. Однако у всех его товарищей неподходящая группа крови. Поэтому Трой отправляется за донором в лагерь Дитриха. А что, если бы, в отличие от оригинального сюжета, нужная группа крови оказалась у Дитриха?

    Окончание фанфика - альтернативная концовка эпизода "The Violent Truce Raid" (Дитрих добывает для своих раненых плазму крови у британцев).

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    Если бы Дитрих не прошел мимо Троя и Хитча, а обнаружил их?

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    Dietrich's revenge for Troy shooting him during the train heist.

    Published in "Flanking Manuvers #1" 5/1/1997

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    Tully becomes disoriented after being wounded in an ambush. Takes place after the David and Goliath raid.

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    No Christmas because Nazis. Some of the German officers in town forbid Captain Dietrich to celebrate Weihnachten (traditional Christmas eve) with his men. “We can’t spare the supplies, plus we don’t approve of Christian nonsense.”

    The Captain is not one to take "No" for an answer.

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    20
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    Now that the Rat Patrol are based in London, Dr. and Mrs. Moffitt decide to drop by for a visit. But they don't know about the fifth member of the team, and the Rats have to hide him, fast.

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