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    Psiioniic and Disciple meet up in the dream bubbles.

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    1/1
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    A (loose) series of the Reader (you) getting calls from your troll friends after they get sick.
    They aren't used to human illnesses and need your help getting well again. <3

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    18,254
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    1871
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    A President and a comedian-turned-Rebellion-leader walk into a bar. Well, not a bar, but it's the President's office. And the President is the only one doing any walking in. It's unclear what the Rebellion leader is actually doing there or how he got in, but if this is a specific joke, there better be one hell of a punchline.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020, updates on Sundays.

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    191,135
    Chapters:
    24/30
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    116
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    19
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    pinch the bridge of your nose, inhale, exhale, nine seconds, it used to be ten but you suppose your weirdly magnetic interest in the number nine and getting better at your anger issues had you wanting to knock down a second as a show of progress on your, what fourty-nine years of anger management?

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    1/1
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    In which I get incredibly bored during quarantine, and rewrite Twilight, but with Eridan and Sollux. Statistically changed around 75% of the plot, for my own selfish reasons. Still tried to stay true to the original story- and yes, they still sparkle. Not sorry.

    Or, alternatively, in which the main protagonist falls for the local vampire thot and then goes on to make ridiculously reckless decisions. I don’t know, I’ve never watched the anime.

    All credit goes to Stephenie Meyer.

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    English
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    223,280
    Chapters:
    32/40
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2753
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    The sequel to CronusQuest. The following fanfiction contains coarse language and, due to its content, should not be read by anyone.

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    22,087
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    1
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    7
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    8
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    360
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    in an alternate universe where canon is treated like a piece of discarded garbage, the hiveswap trolls meet some newcomers that seem...strangely familiar.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
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    130
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    12
    Hits:
    1946
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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    5
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    116
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    He hadn’t intended to go back. Especially not as frequently as he found himself going back now. It wasn’t really a place of note, but he supposed the allure of how hidden it was had gotten to him.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    8
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    1
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    61
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    u conchious, buoy?

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    1/1
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    They came to this isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society operating on antiquated rules, and in the middle of an awkward political standoff with their violent alien neighbors.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, an arranged marriage is proposed. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their position.
    But in politics, as well as life in general, few things are as they first appear. It quickly becomes apparent that both sides might’ve gotten more than they bargained for in the exchange, leaving a variously traumatized bunch of young soldiers and a mismatched group of would-be troll rebels with the task of settling their interpersonal issues and learning to work together. There is far more at stake than just their lives.

     

    [Space opera fic with arranged marriage elements, updates at least once every month. 3 guesses on which is the slow burn couple, no price.]

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    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    399
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    568
    Bookmarks:
    85
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    11947
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    Eridan and Sollux meet by chance in a library, and deny their attraction until some old trauma makes Sollux reach out. When Eridan answers the call, they find themselves swept up into a whirlwind relationship that forces them to stand together against the odds. A rewrite of Because of Books, but it’s so much better, and has so much extra stuff, I swear.
    Romance, Trauma, Comedy, Mature.

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    593
    Chapters:
    1/56
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
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    37
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    More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.

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    English
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    198,739
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1034
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    2127
    Bookmarks:
    514
    Hits:
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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    128,040
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    186
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    26
    Hits:
    3354
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    You're a terrific pilot, and it's another night in hell.

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    4/?
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    11
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    90
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    Karkat Vantas had quite a shitty childhood, good thing CPS actually does their job in fanfiction world.

     

    This will contain graphic depictions of abuse and neglect, if that upsets you please turn away.
    Working on a update every 2 weeks type of schedule.
    (teeny tiny hiatus, because i wanna double the word count on this chapter)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,860
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    239
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    This was a request from my friend, based on a roleplay we did. This will be relatively short but sweet.

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    1/1
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    Sequel to "My Child".
    After escaping Alternia, Signless and company meet their Beforan alternates. In another timeline, Dirk must come to terms with his own flaws in order to help his new companion. What secrets will Signless discover about his alternate's past? Will Dirk be able to push past his own shitty personality? Read and find out.

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    English
    Words:
    32,714
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    445
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    In which cronus does his best to get better, some shit happens, (note- alot of shit happens)

     

    uh, im not really sure what else to put here because im garbage with writing summaries. sorry about that. heed the warnings yall.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,633
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    217
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    2
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    5
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    1
    Hits:
    54

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