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    Crowley is Chamuel, Archangel in theory and Heaven’s agent on Earth for the past four-thousand-and-something years, but his purpose and reason for being still eludes him.

    Aziraphale is Azazel, a tempestuous demon with a ghastly past that is seemingly fresh on the scene and raring to fight for his newly earned position on Earth.

    Upon the grim extinction of Chamuel’s former adversary, the pair come to an Arrangement that sees them moving together through modern history, attempting to make sense of who they are and what it means to find a home where they least expect it.

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    Things had been rather quiet in Soho of late, or at least they were until angels and demons began appearing on Earth. Each side is rather intent on locating something with enough power to restart Armageddon and tip victory to whoever happens to find it first. However neither side bargained on Crowley and Aziraphale getting word of their plans and interfering yet again, determined to be the ones to find the relic.

    What the pair don't know is that this weapon is significantly more powerful than either of them could have ever predicted, a fact that'll hold unforeseen consequences for them both...

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    After the Almost-Apocalypse, both Crowley and Aziraphale tentatively enjoy their new freedom - but it turns out that they are quite right in not trusting the new situation: All too soon, it seems that Heaven and Hell are after them again, out for revenge on their two 'former employees'. Apart from all that, it seems that Crowley also has some secrets of his past that he never told Aziraphale about, stuff they should definitiely address eventually...

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    After the first official London Pride Rally, Aziraphale and Crowley have a conversation that changes everything.

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    Crowley nervously prepares to propose to Aziraphale with the support of the Bentley.

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    Cars don't talk back ... except when they do.
    Or,
    Five times Crowley's car calls him on his bullshit, and one time it calls Aziraphale out on his.

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    When humans need sanctuary, they go to holy places. But Aziraphale isn’t human. He has the next best thing, though: Crowley’s Bentley.

    Reformatted because the footnotes were really bugging me...

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    As the road stretches on endlessly, Crowley lets out a frustrated huff which doesn’t go unnoticed by Aziraphale.
    “Do you know where you’re going?”
    “Of course I know, we’re…”
    He looks around with a drawn-out hum.
    “In England.”
    “Good Lord.” Aziraphale groans. “I believe we are quite lost.”

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    Both desperate to escape arranged marriages Prince Aziraphale and Royal consort in training Crowley elope.

    It's a daring coup designed to free them both and end the decades old war raging between their countries.

    They just have to make it back to Aziraphale's home without either side catching them. And prove that a wedding night did, in fact, take place.

    It quickly becomes apparent neither of them have thought through the implications of this.

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    The Bentley only plays one song. Neither Crowley nor Aziraphale can figure out why.

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    Crowley has gone somewhat paler now, his own dark-lined eyes wide and almost catlike in the low lighting, slitted pupils dilated in interest. “Do not tell me,” he breathes, “you’ve gone and had your prick pierced.”

    “Alright then, I shan’t,” Aziraphale says simply, bringing his silver spoon back up to delicately suck it clean. “You really should try this tiramisu, it’s right up your alley.”

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    A jacket tells their story. It’s also the story of their demon-dad and his angel. And of Bentley, of course.

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    Podfic of "naturally we acted" by elizabethelizabeth

    Author's original summary:

    Demonic ownership aside, the Bentley has a willful mind of her own, and it's about to drive Crowley absolutely bonkers.

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    Crowley wakes up two days early, jolted awake by a dream of Aziraphale. Distressed about Aziraphale’s feelings and his own, Crowley fights internally with himself about whether he should go see him.

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    The maybe one millionth fanfic ever created where Aziraphale and Crowley move to the South Downs after Armageddon't. Here's my humble take on the subject. It's an ongoing project that is going to span several chapters.
    NSFW warning for chapter 8. Some angst throughout.

    English is not my native language, so forgive any grammatical errors. Also, this is my first proper fanfic of my adult life. I have written some when I was a teen but been out of practice since. But Good Omens has proven to be quite the muse and I found my fingers racing over the keyboard for the first time in ages again. For that, I am thankful.
    Any comments brighten up my year anytime!

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    Crowley crossed his arms in disgust.  “For the love of all that’s unholy, angel, how many times do we have to shoot this scene?  Did you lose the bloody sword or something?”
    “Lose it?  Don’t be ridiculous.”  Aziraphale’s smile looked more like a rictus.  “I, er, must have just put it down somewhere.”  He laughed painfully.  “I’ll be forgetting my own head, next.”

    In 1947, the toon team of Aziraphale Angel and Crawly Demon are bitter enemies on the screen, and solid gold at the box office--until Aziraphale starts to lose his focus.

    Anathema Device is a down-at-heels private detective, ready to do almost anything to pay the bills--except take on a toon as a client.

    Then the millionaire owner of Toontown is murdered, and Aziraphale is the only suspect--and everyone is going to have to change.

    The Good Omens/Roger Rabbit fusion that I didn't know I needed until it happened.

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    “So we’re agreed then. No giving up. Work together. Prevent the end of the world.”

    This story takes place within cannon, but with some added scenes and material along the way.

    So, basically this is me thinking about what could of happened between scenes in a show that has taken over my life. Mainly written for my benefit but you guys can read too if you like!

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    Everyone knows the tapes in Crowley’s Bentley turn into a Best of Queen after the right amount of time.
    But what did they turn into before Queen was even formed?
    The answer is more complicated than one might think.

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    Aziraphale had been on Earth long enough to recognise a proposal when she heard one. The old way, no priests or officials, or rituals or exchange of property, just a contract of one heart to another, live and die by each other's side. The way of Eden.

    The difficulty lay in finding the words to reject it. It didn't matter that Aziraphale wanted it. Wanting was useless, in the face of impossibility. She reached for the door of the Bentley.

    It wouldn't open.

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    Aziraphale wrung his hands. “I didn’t mean to do this today, I wanted to find more sources and take more notes and do more cross-referencing and—”

    Crowley held up a finger. “Hang on. Back up! I missed this memo. What have you been researching?”

    “Methods for healthy communication,” Aziraphale explained. “How to… that is to say… well... suggestions for how people can have effective conversations about important things."

    Inside the Bentley, Crowley blanched, slightly but visibly.

    ~ ~ ~

    Some months post-Armageddon't, there are a lot of things and feelings between Aziraphale and Crowley that they still haven't talked about. Things come to a head, and they may just have to talk about these things. (Needless to say, that's going to be easier said than done.)

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