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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    'It is a curious thing, to be mostly alive in a city where most other things aren't. Bentley searches, sometimes; reaching out for other things that are like her. There's mostly nothing. She wishes for someone to talk to.'

    The Tardis and the Doctor have places to be in World War Two London, but there's time for a quick chat first. A small moment during the War.

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    These are some of my submissions for Who Needs A Great Plan, for the prompt: Park.
    WNAGP was so much fun, and the goal was basically to produce as much content as possible over 10 days, which awarded your team points. The written submission had to be a minimum of 200 words, although in the beginning of the event you could enter several parts of one story, so some of these are longer. I've saved a few that I want to work on, but here you'll get the un-edited and un-betaed content, since that's what the event was all about.

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    Crowley had spent a lifetime or twenty holed up in his castle after the death of his sister, until a knock at his door opened his world beyond his imagining. This is his side of the story of that fateful meeting and all that came after.

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    When humans need sanctuary, they go to holy places. But Aziraphale isn’t human. He has the next best thing, though: Crowley’s Bentley.

    Reformatted because the footnotes were really bugging me...

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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates every Friday!

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    The second to last part in our RHHH series, at least the main stretch of things

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    As the road stretches on endlessly, Crowley lets out a frustrated huff which doesn’t go unnoticed by Aziraphale.
    “Do you know where you’re going?”
    “Of course I know, we’re…”
    He looks around with a drawn-out hum.
    “In England.”
    “Good Lord.” Aziraphale groans. “I believe we are quite lost.”

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    It's all going swimmingly after the Apocanot. Holding hands, sharing kisses but then Crowley takes one of his epic (Epic!) naps and wakes up almost 200 years later. The humans are still about, doing whatever they're doing on Earth, but where is Aziraphale??

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    Both desperate to escape arranged marriages Prince Aziraphale and Royal consort in training Crowley elope.

    It's a daring coup designed to free them both and end the decades old war raging between their countries.

    They just have to make it back to Aziraphale's home without either side catching them. And prove that a wedding night did, in fact, take place.

    It quickly becomes apparent neither of them have thought through the implications of this.

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    After the end came paradise, and in paradise there was...well, let's find out, shall we?

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    A collection of slice of life short stories set after the end of Ineffably Yours.

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    A Good Omens filk to the tune of Werewolves of London

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    ART, Murderbot, and Three are on a crewless run when they encounter anomalous phenomena in normal space and in a wormhole. Enter Aziraphale and Crowley, a married couple on an interstellar holiday in their vintage ground transport. Yes, they are very weird and Murderbot does not trust them. They ask for help dealing with Aziraphale's old boss, who may also be a danger to the local system and to the Perihelion, and undertake to teach them to use magic. On the one hand, this is obviously bullshit. On the other hand, Crowley did turn int a giant snake, Aziraphale did produce cake by snapping his fingers, their luggage does appear to be bottomless, and the implications of their story for the origin and safe handling of alien remnants have too much potential import to ignore completely.

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    Aziraphale was static. He was stable and steady. His bookshop didn't change, and neither did he. He hadn't drastically altered his hair in six thousand years, let alone anything else. He was happy being him. And Crowley was happy with him being him.

    The change had been a very rare impulse that had been thought about to distraction. He'd studied anatomy diagrams and had then made sure everything worked before he'd called Crowley and teasingly claimed that he was feeling quite alone in a locked shop and no demon to keep him and his chocolate wine sauce company.

    Everything worked, yes.

    He stared at pregnancy test number forty-two.

    Everything worked.

    --

    Six years after Armageddon't, Heaven and Hell think they’ve got quite the opportunity to enact revenge on the traitors. If they can even find the happy couple who have no interest in their future being as controlled as their past.

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    “I’m so tired, Crowley,” Aziraphale whispered, “I wish I could sleep like you do.”

    Seconds tripped by awkwardly, time warped into minutes.

    “You can,” Crowley’s throat was dry, “I mean, I wouldn’t move, if you did.”

    For a moment, he prayed. Crowley prayed that the darkness meant something different: for it to be his hand and not the coat Aziraphale gripped so tightly, head on his shoulder to simply rest because it was preferable, that he was with him simply because he wanted to be.

    The Lord had not granted Crowley's prayers in a very long time, he thought, if She ever had.

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    Crowley knows exactly what he wants. Aziraphale pretends not to know what he means, and for sixty centuries, at that. That is, how and when, and even why, does one pose the question, "Will you sleep with me?"

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    From the beginning, Ainsley only had himself. He didn't know what he was. Or even what his purpose was. But, he existed on his own. Following a feeling at times. And just doing what he wanted to at others. Unsure of what he is supposed to do or even why.

    All he knows is that he needs to find his Makers. And fast.

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    "Sorry?" said Aziraphale. "I thought that was the big one."
    "I'm not sure," said Crowley. "Think about it. For my money, the really big one will be all of Us against all of Them."
    "What? You mean Heaven and Hell against humanity?"
    –Good Omens, Ch. 7

     After the world doesn't end, the angels and demons decide to set aside their differences and try again—at putting an end to it.

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    Crowley is a professional driver on the straight and narrow. His days as a getaway driver ended when his crew's leader, Beatrix Beals, gave up crime to embrace famous motivational speaker Gabriel Horn's "Great Plan." Only Horn was the real criminal, recently caught embezzling millions from his stockholders. Now Beals wants revenge by stealing Horn's antique car collection. Crowley is just the person to execute Beals' "Greater Plan" by posing as a chauffeur. His new job requires him to drive Horn's 1933 Bentley, the greatest car ever built. It also seems to involve taking Horn's half-brother Aziraphale shopping, on picnics, and out for leisurely drives, usually after staying up late drinking with Aziraphale. Steal the cars? Why would he ever want to leave?

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    My take on Good Omens reversed universe where Aziraphale fell, but was technically not fallen. There isn't so much an arrangement as just two agents on earth working together for mutual benefit.
    Wish I was better at summaries, but yeah what it says on the tin. Note that I chose to have different points in history for their meeting up as well as original meeting up points from the canon universe for these two to meet in.

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    Happy birthday, Good Omens! It's been exactly 31 years since the book was published, so here's a little oneshot to celebrate!

    In May 1990, Crowley notices that there's something strange going on with his Bentley: Everything seems to be morphing into Queen. And while he quite likes the music himself, this certainly wasn't what he'd expected or intended. So, what exactly is going on there? And how should he deal with it?

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