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    In the beginning…

     

    Hatchetfield: a sleepy town where nothing eventful ever happens. The youth dreams of leaving, like their parents and grandparents before them. But things change for the worse when a child disappears at night and a different child in strange clothes is found dead instead.

    And somehow, Ethan Green finds himself in the middle of this mystery, that runs deeper than he expected and reaches further in time than he could imagine. He gets more than he bargained for when one of Hatchetfields’s deepest and most disturbing secrets unravels before his very eyes.

    How do you change things when the future, past, and present are connected? How do you keep your sanity when the insane and unjust is presented as set in stone? How do you survive when time changes and works against you?

    (Netflix’s “DARK” AU; updated on Wednesday and Saturday)

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    4
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    16
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    3
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    A bunch of smutty one-shots from different fandoms.

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    17,511
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    21/?
    Kudos:
    90
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    1
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    6319
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    Ted loves Charlotte pass it on

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    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
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    2
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    81
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    In the tiny town of Hatchetfield, volume is key. You want your voice heard? You have to make an impact. And one force, one that has been lying dormant for years, waiting for his turn, is ready to make one the town will never forget.

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    24,037
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    9/?
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    7
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    248
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    Three months have passed since the world ended.
    The few survivors remain in the safe tunnels of the underground PEIP base, not knowing whether or not they'll live to see the next day. Though grief is prominent and the iron fist of PEIPs leaders is uncompromising, the tests of this new world may return those who were thought to be dead to their loved ones.
    And in the darkness, hope could be found.

    Part Two of ’On the Outside Looking In’

    READ PART ONE (OTOLI) FIRST!!!!

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    45/?
    Comments:
    732
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3740
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    It's been 3 years since John McNamara died during the massacre caused by the deities that held Hatchetfield captive. It's been 3 years since those gods were killed. In 3 years, things change. With a surge in abnormal weather patterns, the worst is only expected, but from who? The Lords In Black are dead, surely that can't still be causing chaos a few days away from a very important wedding...right?

    We Survived The Crisis is the 5th instalment in the "Something You Pine For" series except this one is a massive fuck you to the younger generation, and also paul and emma

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    71,798
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    247
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    Time Bastard Au where Ted gets chased by his past and a stalker who seems to know just a little too much about his life.
    On top of that, he meets an old highschool acquaintance and starts something new (no strings attached).

     

    This is set in the Time Bastard story so there will be a lot of Time Bastard spoilers (in case you haven’t watched it yet)

     

    Each chapter will feature TWs individually in the top notes, if any apply.

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    English
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    13,040
    Chapters:
    9/18
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    113
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    All Jenny wanted was for Ted to love her back. Not this.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    19
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    theodore spankoffski, hatchetfield's unluckiest man has a twist of fate

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    1,268
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    30
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    A little drabble thought I had regarding the whole Time Bastard situation. Cause I have thoughts guys.

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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    17
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    When Paul finds himself left alone and heartbroken in the wake of his father’s death, he takes solace in leaving flowers at his dad’s grave and then at the empty grave next to his. He isn't able to predict how such a simple action will end up indirectly affecting his whole life moving forward. Of course, a certain crabby barista has never been easy to predict.

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    Another au about their first meeting and their lives together

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    16,446
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    539
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    The tiny town of Hatchetfield, Michigan, is known for having a small but still very much there paranormal community. Witches, vampires. werewolves and the like can exist without fear of being hunted or killed, and live in harmony with humans. But that doesn't mean the paranormals don't have their fair share of problems as well.

    This is the story of a teenage werewolf, two vampire sisters, a nerdy wizard, a caffeine-addicted zombie, a witch barista, and much more.

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    English
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    133,888
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1839
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    what a polite looking boss having lunch with his lovely wife, i hope things don't go wrong when they sit down to eat!

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    2,233
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    1
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    Driving through The Hatchetfield Witchwood after the recent wedding of Theodore and Jenny Spankoffski, Emma Perkins and Paul Matthews finds luck against them when their car breaks down. But, does a flat tire, a rickety old amusement park and a man with the Charles Atlas seal of approval change their lives for the better or for worse?

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    22,289
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    347
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    Paul just got dumped. He is a sad sack drunk mess at a party he didn't even want to go to, wherein he finds his ex-girlfriend with a new guy she's been seeing. Enter Emma, who is willing and ready to be a friend to a sad drunk boy she just met during a strange bathroom altercation. Neither one of them wanted anything in particular from this. As per usual, though, emotions don't exactly play out as they want them to.

    a fun lil college AU y'all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,685
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    400
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2194
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    It began with a meteor. A meteor that was hurtling at breakneck speed towards the Starlight Theatre in the happy town of Hatchetfield. A meteor that contained infectious spores, all controlled by a higher being, a hivemind, an overlord. Spores, that when inhaled by a human, made the blood run blue and the movements graceful. Not only that, but it wanted to spread to the four corners of the earth, and there was only one man who could stop it: Paul... The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals.

    An Everyone Lives (Sort of) AU that starts the same and then slowly descends into madness, much like I will while writing this.

    ON HAITUS

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    English
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    7,870
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    767
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    Ted talks to himself.

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    3,008
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    74
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    Emma Perkins, once known as "Destroyer of Nations," tries to redeem herself by fighting for the greater good. On her quest, she meets Paul Matthews, a bard from the village of Hatchetfield. Together, they take down some of the world's most formidable opponents, even the gods.

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    1,075
    Chapters:
    2/32
    Kudos:
    5
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    59
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    Paul was lucky enough to be one of the few people to get a soulmate.
    He was not lucky enough to meet them before a meteor crashed in to the Starlight Theater.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,657
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1232
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    In which John McNamara finds himself in ownership of The Black Book, and has to be pulled back to his senses by his beloved husband

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,328
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    41

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