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    Tommy bristled, staring at the bottle in his hand as he swirled the liquid around. “Not a chance I’m answering that, big man. “ One drink wouldn’t hurt him, anyway. Tommy brought the rim to his lips and tilted the bottle. When the contents flowed down his throat, the feeling was familiar.

    He wasn’t sure which burned more; The drink, or Sapnap’s harsh glare.

    “You didn’t even make a face,” Schlatt snorted. “I take it you're not as against alcohol as you’ve said.”

    Tommy rolled his eyes, trying his hardest to ignore the regret that began pooling in his stomach.

    It’s okay.

    It was just one drink.

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    Tommy thinks he knows his limits. Turns out he doesn't, and now he sitting in a hospital room, begging his foster family not to send him away.

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    After a long day, there's always a moment where all the stress goes away, and that's when you're greeted by the people you love the most the moment you arrive home. It's then that a house starts to feel like an actual home.

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    -Mind the tags
    -Original Universe

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    Ranboo's world is flipped upside down the day two mysterious people take the figure skater and his hockey-playing friend Karl to a...hotel? Where not everyone is quite human - and nothing is legal. At all.

     

    (Warning: Gore)

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    Our house, in the middle of our street
    Our house (something tells you that you've got to move away from it)

    Phil's lived a long life, but this house is one of the happiest places he's lived. His three sons, growing up safe. A nest, a beautiful little house, where he can protect the young boys. Maybe he's just an old man, but Phil could live in this moment forever and be so happy in it.

    But children grow up. Even immortals get older. Life always finds a way to say, "this too shall pass."

     

    The title, chapter titles, and chapter summaries are all lyrics from Our House by Madness

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    Tommy is fed up. He can’t stand being the youngest child, always relying on his older family members to help him do everything. He is tired of having no unique talents to his name, and constantly being overshadowed by his more skilled brothers. It was time that he took his life into his own hands.

    AKA, Tommy runs away and finds himself in a strange land full of strange people.

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    ^
    Look up lmao.
    And if you don't get it its just a bunch of prompts for tommyinnit centered fics.

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    Someone decides it would be a good idea to follow a trend that happened like 3 years ago. It leads to chaotic events and some newfound friends.

    I dont know if there will be any trigger warnings yet, but they will be added if i feel nessesary.
    Enjoy reading!

    Also this will probably be updated more often because its really easy to write and ill be writing it at 3 am.
    ALSO, ALL SPELLING MISTAKES ARE INTENTIONAL BECAUSE THEY ARE TEXTING

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    Maybe if Tommy didn't vow all those years ago to be the best at basketball when he was eight, just so he could assuredly see Wilbur's proud smile and Phil's loving gaze as he played. He wouldn't have to live a life in the future where he'd never be able to see it again.

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    When Tommy commits suicide, he wakes up in the past. Schlatt's in a very similar situation.

    Stuck in a time loop, dying over and over again, they're stuck like this until they set things right.

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    A time travel fix-it of sorts featuring:
    Traumatized Tommy and reluctant dad Schlatt

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    [NOTE: I’m rewriting this!]

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    Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo try to kill something before it kills them, all while the heroes fall down a rabbit hole of "who is Theseus?"
    Time is a fickle thing, so it's good that the boys are bound by something stronger then death.

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    ALL CHARACTERS ARE JUST THE CC'S PERSONAS, NOT THE ACTUAL PEOPLE

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    Dream, a broke and tried college student living with his two troublesome if not very protective older brothers and a little brother who is not any less protective as the older but perhaps more chaotic, one day stumbles upon a opportunity that seemly brought a lot more chaos to his already chaotic life.

    He wonders if this is a good thing as the added stress doesn't seem to be helping with his declining health.

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    AKA BABYSITTER DREAM TRYING TO FIX A FAMILY,HELP HIS OLDER BROTHERS SAM AND PUNZ WITH THE BILLS, TAKE CARE OF YOUNGER BROTHER PURPLED AND THE BENCH TIRO, AND OTHER RANDOM SHENANIGANS HE SOMEHOW GETS INTO (SPOILER: BLAME THE SIMPS FOR THIS).

    IN WHICH A MAJORITY ARE FLUFF AND COMDEIC (well...for in the most part anyways :) )

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    Tommy is cold. And scared. And tired. After heading into the cold nowhere without a plan, he was lost and didn't know where to go. In the distance, he sees light. As soon as he gets there, his heart drops. It was Technoblade's house. There was no where to go, and so he goes in, takes the bare minimum of what he needs, and starts going down. It was so cold, and he was hurting all over, but he manages to mine himself a little hole underneath Techno's basement. And he falls asleep.

    Or, Tommy runs from exile and Techno is trying to be a good brother. And Dream is screwed.

     

    *inspired by the awesome fic "the lights go out (my heart goes still)" by curseworm (albeit unintentionally XD)*

     

    This is my first ever story on this platform, so excuse me while I try to figure this out. Thank you, and hopefully you enjoy.

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    Tommy was tasked with going back in time to get a crystal from the Pogtopia mines.
    Tommy thought it would be an easy in and out job

    But nothing is easy, is it?

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    Before Tommy's hotel was completed, Tommy goes back to the Pogtopia era. Though, Tommy doesn't know the exactly time period he's in.

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    Once there was a Trio,

    Godly and divine,

    Then Two fell, leaving one alone,

    Filled with woe and bordom,

    They left for the mortal realms.

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    Technoblade is the last God remaining, his two fellow Gods deceased. He grows lonely and bored, the Angels he lives with rarely treating him as an equal, always being too formal and polite.

    Boredom leads Techno to seek any form of entertainment. And eventually he lands on travelling to the Mortal realms, and for a little more adventure he decides he also wants to learn a bit about their culture and become one temporarily.

    However, multiple things go wrong. And now he is stuck with no knowledge of how to get back to the Aether.

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    Techno is a bored and lonely God, decides being a mortal might be fun. He then proceeds to get stuck in the mortal realms.

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    "Dream is flirting with you, you slept with him once and now he's flirting with you."
    "Tubbo don't you start Mr. I-Made-Out-With-The-Blade!"
    "For the last time, I didn't know it was him- he looks so different here! How the hell can he be that pretty?! Also making out with him isn't on the same level of sleeping with him!"
    "Well Techno certainly wants to sleep with you-"
    "And Dream wants to sleep with you again! Hah! I'm not the only one being chased right now!"
    "Shut up Tubs, I fucking hate you."
    "Aw, love you too Toms."

    *************

    Two idiot best friends accidentally end up in another world filled with magic and end up accidentally seducing alternate versions of the ones who have killed them more than once in their past. One is the best friend and general to a king and the other is an infamous bounty hunter.
    Things naturally, go crazy as Tommy and Tubbo try to avoid their determined suitors and live out their lives as peacefully as they can... Which is not. Peaceful that is. Not with them around.

    DISCLAIMER: I am not the original author of this story, the original author stopped writing and put it up for adoption. Every chapter up until chapter 18 will be a repost.

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    Tubbo: i will put u in a small, tiny hole. u will not be able to even fucking stand. itll be very damp and gross. it will be very dark.
    Tubbo: im ur best freind
    Tubbo: right?

    child: MHM MHMMM YEP YEAH YEAH TUBBO MY BESTEST FRIEND PLEASE DO NOT KILL ME HAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Tubbo: great!

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    “Is this real?”

    He wanted some sign, some reassurance that this was some fucked up dream- that he would wake up back in L’Manburg. Where he would be able to see Tubbo- see the people who are suppose to be his friends-

    'It’s as real as you want it to be Tommy, I’m here because of you after all.'

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    After finally reaching his breaking point with no one to turn to, Tommy looks to the new voice in his head for help.

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    Ranboo swallowed around the weapon. “So, you’re finally going to kill me, huh? Get it right this time around.” Ranboo couldn’t not speak. He was- actually terrified at the new situation. “You going to slit my throat or bury that into my chest?”

    Technoblade’s face contorted.

    “Oh, do you have a ritual or something? Like, a small monologue, or an ‘any last words?’ or-“

    “Oh my god, be quiet,” Technoblade finally said.

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    An au featuring bounty hunter Ranboo who is too good at his job.

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    the title!

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    December 27 stream canon-divergence.
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    Tommy was a liability. Too annoying and too loud.

    Techno didn't care about this child.

    "Unless of course, you want call on that favor"

    "Ok"

    Then why he suddenly did?

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