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    #tenniezrecznymoment, gdy spotykasz niedoszłego eksa po ponad 20 latach i okazuje się, że jazgocze i bluzga jeszcze bardziej słodziakowato niż kiedyś, a do tego wciąż ma tak wielkie oczy jak wilk w przebraniu babci Czerwonego Kapturka, i niby sytuacja jest inna niż dawniej, bo obaj macie na koncie wielkie sukcesy – ty wyrzygałeś w ciągu dwóch dób więcej niż dziewczynka z Ezorcysty, a jego fotka widnieje w słownikach przy definicji kompleksu Edypa, ale tak naprawdę wcale nie jest łatwiej, bo twoje kochanie po latach nadal jakby chce, ale się boi, a każde słowo, które wylatuje z twoich ust, jest jak śmieć gnijący w upale od trzech tygodni, no i dochodzi jeszcze fakt, że znajomy klaun z kosmosu nie jest chyba sojusznikiem #LoveIsLove, bo próbuje wypruć wam flaki zajadlej niż kiedyś, ale może jakimś cudem dałoby się wyklepać z tej mąki zakalcowaty chleb, tyle że choć połowa związku musiałaby dorosnąć do roli względnie Normalnego Dorosłego, a wy we dwóch tworzycie góra 1/3 takiej osoby, i to tylko dlatego, że on wie o efektach ubocznych większości leków więcej niż ich producenci, a co w tym wszystkim najgorsze – naprawdę nie da się NIC zrobić z tym materiałem, bo przenośnia: klaun = Donald Trump, jest strasznie oklepana.

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    After the events in Derry, Richie grieves the loss of Eddie and goes to therapy.
    Unusual circumstances cause a chain reaction and open doors for Richie, doors he didn't know could even open.

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    9/?
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    "Is That Richie's Ring you're wearing?"

    "Mhm."

    "By the way, Where'd you meet him?"

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    "He didn’t feel sick though..He didn’t feel sick right now, While another boy’s tongue was licking into his mouth, devouring him whole. He didn’t feel ill while he was being pushed into the janitor closet’s shelves- He definitely didn’t feel sick at all when the other boy’s hands moved lower, to grasp the globs of his ass.

    Definitely not sick at all.

    This was the best moment of his life, Being held and thrown- Being kissed so rough and quick- Yet so, so, so sweet. He had never felt more longed for than in this moment. The rough calloused hands of the taller boy running up his arms, down his waist, back onto his hips.

    It was perfect.

    His name was Richie Tozier, and Eddie Kaspbrak was madly, irrevocably, and undoubtedly in love with him."

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    In the eighteen years of Richie Tozier's life and the decade he has been 'Married' to Eddie Kaspbrak, The pair had never gotten in a real fight. Although Richie has spent his entire life as part of a trio and recently a foursome, He had never gotten as jealous as he had the moment Greta Keene told him that she had seen Eddie and Bill under the bleachers making out.
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    Richie was pretty sure the rumors weren’t true.

    Richie Tozier knows his husband like the back of his own hand- Or more like the front of his glasses. It still didn’t make Richie feel any better when Greta Keene had gone up to Richie at third period and told him that ‘ Eddie was with Bill Denbrough under the bleachers.’

    Eddie was with Bill under the bleachers.

    Of course, Richie knew that Eddie would never fuck Bill- Their friend has a much tinier dick than Richie..(Probably.) Not only was Richie good consciously not believing those rumors, He had like major fucking respect and faith in his husband. Although the nagging in the back of his head kept reminding him ‘Bill has always had a thing for Eds.’

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    The summer was coming to an end, as well as their childhood. Whether or not any of their innocence remained was up for debate. Something inside of them had died along with what they had left down in Neibolt.

    You can’t just kill someone and expect it not to eat away at you.


    The journey of seven friends over the years spanning from the cruel autumn of '87 and into their late 20's. While harboring a shared secret, they navigate life, pining, guilt, love, anger, and learning that a certain darkness continues to follow them.

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    "Oh, Richie, aren't those boys friends of yours from school?"

    Richie sat up a little straighter to peek out the window as his mom pulled up the stop sign. At the corner, a cute little stand was set up on the strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street, a sweating pitcher of iced down lemonade resting on the table next to a leaning stack of paper cups, two boys in rickety old lawn chairs sitting behind it. 

    He recognized the boy closer to the car as Billy Denbrough, and next to him at the table was Eddie Kaspbrak himself. Richie felt his face flush treacherously at the realization. 

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    It’s their last year of high school and Richie only has one goal: Tell Eddie how he feels. Things derail a little when he joins the school musical and reconnects with Connor Bowers. He’s a lot nicer than he remembers...

    Eddie on the other hand can’t figure out why that’s making him so mad.

    Aka The Losers Theatre Kid! AU where it takes some literal drama to get Eddie and Richie to get their shit together.

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    Derry, Maine is not a safe place. It all started in November of 1987 when Will Byers went missing. Since then it’s like bad things only ever happen in Derry. Hawkins Lab is partly to blame. But the real thing to blame is the creature calling itself Pennywise that lives in the sewers of Derry. It wakes up every 27 and feeds on the people of Derry!

     

    A self indulgent crossover of Stranger Things and IT. It takes place during season 3 and during the movie. Hopefully I don’t mess this up, it’s my first time writing something like this.

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    19/?
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    Stan ignores her. “Eddie,” he continues, “Not to be cliché, but I think you’re very brave. It took courage to stand up and tell us you sucked Ben’s dick.”

    Eddie discovers himself. Richie's not jealous. No one gets any pie.

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    paranoia
    /ˌparəˈnɔɪə/

    the irrational and persistent feeling that people are 'out to get you'.

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    not ALL reddie but that's the focus.
    idk how to write descriptions but just roll with it.
    the Losers Club from IT in the Harry Potter universe.
    different sort of time scales: based 10 years after the battle of hogwarts but in the present day.

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    “Hey, look at that one,” Bill says, pointing at a spotted koi fish swimming through the water, ascending to the surface to gulp down pellets.
    “It’s a pretty nice one,” Mike agrees, just as something crashes loudly against the gong. He straightens up and whips around on his heel, to see the rest of the Losers' Club.
    “This meeting of the Losers’ Club has officially begun,” says Richie, deadpan.
    “Hi, Mike,” says Eddie, waving awkwardly.


    Here's what Richie Tozier and Eddie Kaspbrak just now remembered: twenty-seven years ago, they were the very best of friends, part and parcel of the Losers' Club. Now their old friend Bill is calling all the Losers back to Derry to fulfill a blood oath they can barely recall, and the Lucky Seven must now face an old enemy. It would be easier if said enemy didn't rope in some help of its own. It would be so much easier if Mike can only remember what the Ritual of Chud is. It would be so much easier if the cast and crew of Richie and Eddie's show didn't keep blowing up their phones.

    But nothing could ever be easy for the Losers, and the only way out is through.

    But they're all together now. They'll all make it out alive.

    Right?

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    Angel is just another girl who grew up in Derry, but there's something different about her. Some might tell you its the way she acts, the way she dresses, the offbeat sense of humor no one seemed to like (well, no one except a few misfit kids) or something else no one liked to talk about in the small town of Derry, Maine. Little does she or anyone else know, however, that she's meant for something beyond a shitty meaningless existence working as an assistant for the Derry Public Library. No, she was put on this planet, more specifically in this town, for a reason. She just didn't know it yet.

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    Eddie isn’t dead. That’s the most important thing, the only thing really. Richie wants to scream it from the rooftops, to call everyone he knows and tell them to put their phone on speaker, volume all the way up. But he can’t, so he writes it on a script and reads it like a lie instead. Richie wonders if Eddie would be proud: he’s writing his own material for once.

    Pseudo “Alice Isn’t Dead” Au where Richie sees Eddie on a news broadcast and then another and then another, always at the scene where bad things happen, always watching. So Richie decides to pack up his whole life and search for Eddie, documenting everything in a fiction podcast in hopes that someone will know it’s not fiction. To those who know, there has to be a way to get someone back.

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    Se detiene en medio de la terminal, el corazón latiéndole con tanta fuerza que lo nota. Está asustado. No, no, tacha eso. Está aterrorizado. Las manos le tiemblan cuando vuelve a levantar el teléfono, cuando pulsa el botón de llamada. Da tono, como daba tono antes de que subiera al avión.

    Pero solo eso, porque después de unos segundos salta el buzón de voz. Richie cierra los ojos y maldice entre dientes.

    —Joder, Eddie.

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    Bill wakes up in a hospital. He has several injuries, a broken memory and a tall stranger sitting next to him. The stranger delivers Bill a story on how he got here that actually makes sense but something isn't right about the man and the whole situation. Bill is about to step right in the trap.

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    PREQUEL TO HALF THE WORLD AWAY

    An insight into Eddie and Frank Kaspbrak's relationship, and how Eddie reacts to his death
    CW: mentions of cancer and cancer treatment, vomit, grieving and character death

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    It occurred to him slowly but clicked into place in an instant. An understanding and a realisation that had begun festering in his brain for so long that it had begun to make it’s home there; built with bricks made of an internalised self-loathing that sometimes felt like it was so heavy Richie could barely inhale. It was like a weird, fucked up puzzle from the universe that was being given to Richie in fragments. Piece by piece. And as the picture became clearer, the details less murky and more defined, Richie began to feel as if his life was over before it had truly begun. That everything he had hoped for was instantly torn from his grasp.

    Richie knew a lot. He knew that without Buddy Holly, there would be no Beatles. He knew that modern ventriloquism started in nightclubs and originated as a religious practice. He knew that rabbits could not puke, the oldest ‘your mom’ joke was found on a 3,500-year-old Babylonian tablet, and that shellac was made from insect poop. And he knew, without a shadow of a doubt, that he was most certainly going to hell.

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    It's not selfish to want to see them one last time, to know them again just a little bit, before he makes his exit so that they can win, is it? And then again even if it is, who will ever know?

    Stanley picks up his phone and opens Facebook.

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    “Rich I can tell you with complete certainty that no one, I repeat, no one is remotely attracted to you and all this bullshit crap about all the girls you’ve slept with is just embarrassing because we all know the only person playing with your dick is you!” Eddie snapped, glaring at Richie. He closed his mouth quickly as if the words had forced themselves out against Eddie’s will.

    Richie let out a low whistle, “Eds I can tell YOU that your mom wouldn't agree with you.”

    Eddie should have expected that. His usual comment about his mom, but he noticed RIchie’s tone appeared flat and the sparkle was gone from his eyes. He hadn't hurt Richie’s feelings had he? No! Richie’s job was to wind Eddie up and Eddie’s job was to be steadily more aggressive in his retorts until one of them laughed. People couldn't insult Richie Tozier, right?

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    The moments no one else saw. The memories Richie and Eddie would forget and then remember. Slowly.

    OR

    A lot of childhood trauma with a healthy serving of romance leads these two idiots back to each other.

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    2/?
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    "I don't want to fuck this up."

    "That's stupid," Richie blurted out, so quick in response Eddie barely finished his own sentence. He grazed his thumb across Eddie' knuckles. "Me too. I love you, though, so I'm basically gonna wing it and hope you still like me by the time you're legally down to clown."

    "Down to clown is so inappropriate considering our past week."

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    or: the one where richie and eddie were mutually pining fwb before they left for college and forgot everything. now they're back to kill that clown mf for good, and maybe make sense of the things they left behind. *currently on hiatus*

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    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    19
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    548

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