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    One Eyed Snake Productions - A Majima Family Subsidiary proudly presents: Locker Room Lovers

    "Shinada-kun... I think you need a little tension release before the big game. You're tighter than I realised. Why don't we hit the locker room and I can really help you out."

    Tatsuo and Daigo are two young twunks ready to do whatever it takes to convince Coach Saejima they are ready for the big game. But are they really skilled enough to handle a bat as big as his? Balls are very much in play in Locker Room Lovers, a jockstrap romp based on gay 70s porn.
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    Also known as Kiryu gets tricked into watching Majima's debut as a porn producer and has a confused wank.

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    In the process of moving into their new home, David finds his and Patrick's old baseball uniforms. Nostalgia isn't the only thing the newlyweds feel when they put them back on...

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    Pitchers and Catchers. Quarterbacks and Receivers.

    Tops and bottoms.

    Johnny contemplates things "the other way 'round".

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    Scoring is a necessity in any hockey game, but good sauce is needed in a fast game even more. And the Islanders are fast.

    Travis Konecny needs to score. He knows he needs to score, and he hasn't been able to in the bubble. At all. Which is crap, and he doesn't know what to do about it. Provy and Hartsy are helping each other, Hayes is doing his best, which is great, and G is always on. But TK needs a goal.

    He needs a goal, and a particular teammate could always get one for him. But he's not here, and TK needs him too.

    (Or, with the last few games against the Canadiens and the first against the Isles, Provorov is backing up his goalie, Konecny and Sanheim are helping Hayes, and he, Farabee and Pitlick are getting all the good shots on goal that Konecny wants. The ones that he and Patrick could always get, together. But Nolan isn't here, and it's a tough series)

     

    Includes gratuitous amounts of swearing

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    “Is Mustang being bossy again?”

    “It’s called 'delegating'.”

    [Or, Roy spends his senior year of college wrapped up in more ways than one.]

    (on hold as of 6/1/2020)

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    noun;
    1.(fencing) the action of two fencers coming into physical contact with one another with any portion of their bodies or hilts.

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    On Deep Space Nine, they don't stand. They run.

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    Pitchers and Catchers. Quarterbacks and Receivers.

    Tops and bottoms.

    Johnny contemplates things "the other way 'round".

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    Another lonely Christmas for Castiel… or maybe not.

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    Alito is such a disaster bi, and Girag can’t deal.

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    Horatio, Ophelia, and Laertes attempt to come to terms with the events of Hamlet's death.

    (Modern high school AU, loosely based on the events of the play)

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    When it comes to Tony, Steve has to take a lot of leaps of faith.

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    They call him El Tigre. He is an emerging outside linebacker of the London Panthers, a university gridiron football team affiliated with the BAFA, and a team that has explosively and suddenly put its name in the forefront of the standings since he was drafted on the team. His stats were considered a trend-setter even within the college level, and it was even rumored that he is setting his eyes on a bigger prize -- to be drafted by one of the NFL franchises. Despite his headstrong personality and polarizing presence in the media, the infamous university linebacker has become a cherished symbol amongst his peers and an icon of inspiration to the young athletes enamored by the rough and muddy spirit of the American sport -- an icon of hope for the underdogs at heart.
    The youngest Holmes brother, for the life of him, cannot figure out why the man is endlessly infuriating.
    Although if he were being honest, the last word of that line of thought should've been -- "fascinating".

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    “Okay, Bakamura, since you and I both know that you aren’t the sharpest tool in the shelf, I will try to make it easier on you and use a comparison even you, a complete blockhead, should be able to follow.” 

    “Eeeeeeh?!” Eijun started to protest, but was instantly cut-off by a sharp look.

    “It’s really easy,” Miyuki promised, “because it’s such an simple thing to understand. Pitching, you see, is very much like kissing.”

    Eijun was sure, something in his head had been rewired and not put back together correctly. And he was pretty sure this something had had to do with his hearing.

    It was strictly impossible that Miyuki had just said what Eijun thought he had said.

    No way in hell!

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    Bussan closes his eyes and bunches the fabric of his pockets in his hands and braces himself-- and then opens his eyes again, because Bambi is hesitating. "What?"

    Bambi narrows his eyes. "Don't laugh," he says, and kisses him.

    (Set between the end of the drama and Nihon Series. Written July 2013.)

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    “ '…Let me get this straight,' Kazuya finally says. 'For my birthday…you’re giving me Eijun?'

    Mei simpers. 'Do you like him?' "

     

    The only thing better than one pitcher is two.

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    Step by step, Chris gains his footing.

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    As long as he lives, Cristiano will never forget that horrible screech. It tears through him in the seconds before the landing ships take over the horizon and echoes between his ears for the entire week after that, getting louder every time he closes his eyes.

    Cristiano Ronaldo and Leo Messi have to team up to save the planet.

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    Chapters:
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    The good thing about being physically involved with both his pitchers, mediocre-but-enthusiastic sex aside, is that it makes them even more competitive on the field, and incredibly easy to control.

    The bad thing is that they’re both terrible about sharing.

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    Gather round, all ye hobos, and hear our tale... of a long-fought rivalry between Hobo Harvard and Hobo Yale, the top schools in all Hobohemia. Join us ‘round the jungle fire as begin our live coverage of this preeminent hobo sporting tradition.

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