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    Mercury is eight when his father joins up with Salem's faction and takes a post in Vale, and it takes him no time at all to decide that he hates every last thing about the city except for maybe this green-haired pickpocket.

    Emerald's never had a friend before, and she really should know better than to start with this angry weirdo who ruined her latest heist.

    Or, two murder children learn to protect and care for each other while growing up in genuinely awful circumstances.

    Featuring snark, gratuitous literary references, and misdemeanors galore, this is the Partners in Crime childhood best friends AU that I hope to god somebody asked for.

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    33/36
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    One kindness can start a war.

    After grave loss forces her from home, scullery maid Sigrid finds her fate strung irrevocably together with that of the Blood King, contestable ruler of the land on the other side of the river—a country whose prosperity is built on human sacrifice and alliance with the same beasts that first ripped her village to shreds. Trapped in a desperate bargain resulting from one foolish act of kindness, Sigrid is left wrestling with the realities of war, hard truths about the things she'd been led to believe about the world, and the impossible decision to kill a man who has become more than an unexpected ally in order to save herself and what family she has left.

    Worse still, Sigrid has to decide if her survival (and the Blood King's death) means more than a war impossible to recover from.

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    Updates Every Sunday @ Midnight EST :)

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    Team Normandy beat Sovereign, Nihlus and Ash got married, John and Sol are still cute, and Jane is still sickeningly in love with Garrus, but things just aren't meant to stay still when the Shepard twins are involved. Jane is sent out on a mission that ends up wrecking her newfound family, and Team Normandy must ride again with a brand-new class of misfits. However, all decisions have consequences... even the ones you try to forget about.

    Part 3 of the You See Me series- updates 2-3x a week!

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    66/?
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    AU - Optimus Prime, learns from NEST 2 girls are writing unflattering stories about him and Ratchet. He orders they be brought into his custody immediately, however, now he must also contend with their sass as well as secrets they hold making it truly difficult to trust either of them.

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    32/32
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    Shit, Peter thinks, over and over again. Shit shit shit shit shit shit… Stop. You should stop. You should really stop, Parker.
    Don’t wanna, thinks the rest of him, happily.
    This wasn’t supposed to get this far. This was never supposed to get this far.
    Don’t care, thinks the rest of him, still happily.
    And, as Wade’s fingers find their way inside his waistband and trace teasingly along the edge of it, Peter is forced to admit that “Don’t care” is in fact a very convincing argument.

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    Dumbledore had told Severus Snape and Hermione Granger that getting married would help them share vital information as the Potions Master continued to play the villain and consummate spy and the Brightest Witch of Her Age hunted Horcruxes with her friends. What the old bugger didn’t tell them was that if they both survived the war it would take a year-and-a-day to divorce and that they would have to live together for the duration – without killing each other. It would go down in the annals of wizarding history as either one of the wisest things the headmaster ever did . . . or one of the very worst. Only a year-and-a-day would tell which one it was.

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    “西历2019年……”
    黑羽:“?”
    “……1月6日下午3点51分12.06秒,”
    熟悉的声音随着门把转动清晰起来,最不想见的昔日同学倚着门框,笑着朝他示意,合上怀表。
    “前来应聘的,白马探。”
    黑羽把咖啡喝到了鼻子里。

    ——
    经纪人白马 x 魔术师黑羽,原著未来向,讲的是 MK 主线结束后,七年未曾见面,24岁又重逢的白黑酱,一起踏上旅途的故事。52万字长篇已完结,不会坑,放心 w

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Imogen McLean is glad she's played the series before. She's read all the novels, she's flipped through the comics. She knows what's going to happen. She's got secrets to keep and canon to break. Now if she could just keep her hands off the Dread Wolf, this might all go a bit easier. Besides, he's got plans of his own. He's not the staying kind, and she knows better than to get attached.

    You hear that, Thedas? She's not going to get attached. She's not.

     

    Beta'd by Iron_Angel.
    NSFW will be marked with **.

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    Hermione Granger had accepted that her life wasn't going to be a great big adventure.

    She wasn't particularly beautiful, or interesting, and she hadn't been born with magic like her sisters. Really, she was just as plain as could be.

    One day though, a castle was seen rolling around the hills near her town.

    Not long after, she met a strange, handsome, and mysterious man.

    And she was cursed by the Wicked Witch of the Wasteland.

    Perhaps life was an adventure after all.

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    The Statesman never encountered Thanos between the destroyed Asgard and Earth. Thor, Loki and the remaining survivors settled on Earth and formed New Asgard. A year later and the Odinson brothers struggle to preserve the life, culture and history they lost. For Thor kingship is a heavy burden and he had to sacrifice much to preserve his relationship with his people and his prickly brother. And for Loki New Asgard brings nothing but old grudges and old troubles and old prejudices.

    And then monsters fall from the sky and Earth's magic wielders begin to disappear and things really start to get complicated. Magic, mystery and monsters, Gods and humans and everything in between ...
    ... and all the while Loki, his pockets still quite heavy from the jaunt to Odin's Vault, can't shake the feeling that someone is watching him.

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    The last thing Jack heard Pitch say, was a smug: “you should have asked me about the bond, Jack.”
    And the last thing Jack thought was: Fucking alphas.

    Also: Based on the run/chase omegaverse au
    Where Jack frost is a young omega determined to outrun the alphas, more specifically Pitch Black the Earl and the one and only Nightmare King. Surprise surprise, it doesn't go the way Jack expected it to.

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    Dr Ben Solo can’t wait to escape his lecture theatre for the peace and quiet of summer break, but it seems fate and his own dark desires are in collusion, gifting him the one thing he knows is forbidden. Rey Niima has spent her entire semester fantasizing about her professor to the point of obsession, so when a door opens for her to spend time with Mr Tall, Dark and Brooding, she jumps at it and to hell with the consequences. Both Rey and Ben think they know what they’re doing, but life decides to teach them a different kind of lesson.

    “I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will love the darkness for it shows me the stars.” -Augustine Mandino.

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    Stumbling across the wrong enemy, Kurusu Akira is banished to Tokyo by his own father. Always on guard, taking an umbrella brings him into Ann, Shiho, and Yuuki's orbit just in time for a spectacular disaster. What begins as a near-suicidal quest for vengeance becomes a desperate attempt to turn the pieces of his life into an honest whole. Aided by clever strategists and opposed by supernatural puppeteers, one lost boy's quest for something greater becomes a set of bonds firmer than any family he ever knew. Hopefully those bonds are stronger than those that would think themselves gods over the rabble, or demons within.

    Contains AU elements. Update April 29th: chapters 3, 13, and 28 have been updated to include Yoshizawa and Maruki.

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    Gunfire shredded the night, blooming orange and spitting metal.

    Crouched behind a desk of questionable integrity, the RK900 known as Nines estimated they had one minute and thirty-three seconds before their pursuers both caught up to them and rendered their cover useless.

    “Well. This fuckin' sucks,” his partner hissed, bloodied face tight with pain.

    “It might’ve sucked less if you hadn’t taken on that behemoth alone.”

    “You were taking too long."

    “He was twice your size.”

    “Had nothing on aunt Meredith ’round Thanksgiving time.”

    Gavin and Nines are in a bit of a situation. A Reed900 drabble with the obligatory banter and some hurt/comfort.

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    Dean tries to tease Jo about her crush on Benny; Jo, of course, is not to be trifled with.

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    Q, who isn’t Q yet, is sent out on a mission with 002. Only one of them makes it back alive. Pre-Skyfall Q backstory for why Q is afraid of flying. Features big brotherly Alec Trevelyan, and lots of hurt/comfort and angst. Part of the Bright Star ‘verse, after “The Recruit,” but can stand alone.

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    Recently transferred 2nd Year Hanabusa Reika is what most people would consider a problem-child. Due to constantly moving schools, she needs to take on some form of club membership in order to supplement the gaps in her high school career. However, the only thing that doesn’t bore her to death at the mere thought is the Shogi club and to her dismay, it’s full. On her way to grovel for a place, the sickly girl is happened upon by the volleyball Captain. After a misunderstanding and some underhanded persuading on his part, she is roped into helping out as the team’s manager.

    Fate is not content with merely throwing her off her expected course and intends to make her struggle with not just her health and her peers, but with the whims and wiles of the the volleyball team members as well. What starts out as trivial club activities turns into temporarily living with the twins.

    Before she can pack up and move on just like every other time before, she realizes that she has something she wants to stay for.

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    “Zack,” came the positively icy reply. “Tell me you didn't just decide to walk me over to my commanding officers ass first.”

    “What?” There was a smile in Zack's voice now, his shoulders moving to betray his laughter. “You said you wanted them to see your best side!”

    Or how fourth time SOLDIER applicant Cloud Strife met the First Class trio and all he got was Zack's broken nose. Eventual AGSZC.

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    The Hamlet's full of weird people. How exactly is Dismas going to navigate through them all?

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    Comments:
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    8
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    I have decided that all of my one-shots with Reader or my OC's (unrelated to their main stories) will be placed here.

    If anyone is interested, I will also take any requests y'all have. Just know that Supernatural is of course what I'm most familiar with, but I will also write Marvel, Lucifer TV, The Originals, and maybe some Buffy and Angel.
    (Each chapter will have a short title followed by the paring and if it's SFW or SMUT)

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    1/?
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