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    Yeah, maybe my head's fucked up
    But I'm falling right back in love with being alive
    Dreaming in light, light, lights
    “Rainbow” – Kesha

    It’s been two years since the events at the end of FILWFA. You have made it through an entire year of teaching without any chaos or dramatic events; monsters have finally been able to achieve citizenship, meaning the plans for your wedding can finally be underway. You're a mage in a world of monsters - and you couldn't be happier. There's family drama to work through, but you knew that from the beginning.

    Life is looking up. You don’t know how to handle the happiness you’ve been given, but with your skeleton by your side, you’re ready for anything.

    Maybe even … a babybones?

    (NOTE: This is a SEQUEL. I highly recommend reading the first installment of this series if you haven't, otherwise some things might not make sense!)

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    Your life wasn't anything special in your opinion. Your days mostly just included going to university lectures or bumming around in your apartment. That not so slowly began to change one summer, when you happened to make eye contact with a tall, dark and handsome... skeleton? Wait, that's a lot of skeletons... and are they supposed to be this handsy?!

    Now you find yourself having to handle armfuls of bones and more puns than you could count time and time again but, honestly, you couldn't be happier!

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    Female!reader being pulled into lots of domestic and fluffy situations with as well as growing closer to the many different Sanses and Papyri, with some romance finding its way in there, too.

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    You, as Frisk (We'll just call you "Y/N"), journey through an Undertale True Pacifist Route, and discover more than you ever thought you wanted to about what's below Mt. Ebott. You make many friends (and enemies?) along the way, but one in particular catches your eye. Who knew a witty skeleton could be your first real crush (and maybe even your last?)

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    (TOLD IN YOU/YOUR)
    A reaper, a few gods, and a bunch of skeletons.

    The life of a reaper wasn’t boring to her, everyday she would gather souls and lead them into eternal rest, and repeat.

    She watched creatures and Humans die, easily surpassing their lives and meeting once again in the underworld - or when she is evaluating their lives.

    One day, Y/N was told she was moving areas. A whole new continent in the world, in a city known as Ebott, where monsters had emerged from the mountain nearly five years ago.

    What happens when a workaholic with stubbornness to boot moves in the neighborhood, with skeletons causing havoc in her life?

    And, uh, well.. let’s say she isn’t the easiest person to get along with.

    *updated story description*

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    Sanji accidently tells Reiju that he can't get married because he is already married. Which isn't true. This leads him having to tell his four boyfriends that he needs one of them to come along, pretend to be his husband and meet his estranged family.

    There's only one that could possibly work for this situation, but how long can they put up this charade of being married until someone finds out the truth? Or will jealousy seep its way into their tight knit group?

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    Um hi so this is a book of Sans x reader one-shots. I take requests so request me anything that isnt non-con or underage cuz writing anything of the sort makes me physically uncomfortable. Thanks, bye.

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    Striding out on your own always seems so good when you're 16, but when your 23rd birthday rolls around, your life doesn't seem so idyllic anymore. Dead set on making a difference during the short time you have on this Earth, you seek to right what wrongs you can, armed to the teeth with spray paint and skateboards. You don't expect to literally crash land into the lives of several skeletons, but can you really say you're complaining?

    Don't think for a moment that you'll be left /lion/ around by these guys, and sure, life sucks, but with these boys, it seems a bit more /sans/ational.

     

    [• Everyone but Sans, Axe, and Fell are my own original interpretations of Undertale and its AU's. Full credit is given to the original creators of these alternate universes•]

    -Undertale © Toby Fox
    -Underfell © Underfella
    -UT Mob/Mobtale © NyuBlackNeko
    -Horrortale © SourAppleStudios

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    Takes place in the neutral ending in which only Papyrus is killed, and Sans moves into the ruins with Toriel.

    Basic Summary:
    the queen, queen toriel had returned to resume rule over the underground, however a policy she enstated was unpopular amongst the citizens of the underground, in which humans should be treated as friends, not enemies. Undyne had spearheaded the revolution, throwing the queen out with her strength, and becoming the empress of the underground herself.
    Alongside Toriel, Sans also moved into the ruins, bringing books with the library as to give Toriel something new to read.

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    Necromancy (nɛkrəmænsi)
    The practice of magic involving communication with the dead by summoning their spirits as apparitions or by resurrection for the purpose of divination; to foretell future events; discovery of hidden knowledge; returning the dead person to life or to use the dead as a weapon.

    ***

    What if skeleton monsters weren't born as natural monsters?

    [ PLEASE NOBODY ASK FOR MORE CHAPTERS! THIS FANFIC IS OFFICIALLY OVER AND I AM NOT WRITING ANY MORE ] thank you.

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    It has been a couple hundred years since the monsters have been trapped Underground and no human have trespassed the underground since. Without a human soul, the monsters must turn to their own magical power to find a way out.

    The Royal Magician and Scientist, WingDings Gaster and his two sons make several attempts to safely break the barrier, using experimental magics and ancient texts.

    One night, the two brothers make a new attempt and somehow manage to summon a very confused human to the Underground. Their victory is short-lived however, when the brothers soon realize the human’s soul is broken, shattered in the summoning process, and not strong enough to break the barrier.

    Gaster takes it upon himself to exchange half of his soul with the human’s, hoping he can heal one half enough for the soul to break the barrier and set them all free. Taking in half of the powerful monster’s soul in return, the human suffers quite a side effect: turning into a skeleton monster!

    Sans and Papyrus are tasked with watching over the human now turned skeleton while Gaster heals their soul.

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    “Inez! Inez! I got accepted! Isn’t this amazing!” You say to your brother, bouncing in place as excitement coursed through you. Your brother Inez is reading over the acceptance letter, you could tell they were proud despite the mask covering their entire face.
    “This is incredible MC! I’m proud of you!” They reach over patting your head in a brotherly fashion before grabbing you by the sleeve and pulling you to their chest giving you a noogie. You wriggle in their grasp, swatting at them while laughing trying to free yourself.
    --
    Partially inspired by "There's still magic" and "I like me more"
    We seriously need more Transmasc reader fics. There's barely any so I decided to do it myself!

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    Лорд Злюкер звільняє свого командувача за нездатність упіймати Вондера, але усім відомо, що без Гострозора деякі найважливіші функції корабля не працюють

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    You've come all this way-

    Who said anything about giving up?

    (A collection of one shots, and requests are welcome)

    (...I make no guarantees they'll happen though...)

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    It's just a few minutes to midnight on New Year's Eve! Which, alas, you didn't have any plans for. That's no problem, though; you've been spending the night with your boyfriend, Sans, enjoying tasty food and some heated Wii Bowling competition together. The happiness you share leads to some close conversation, and when the TV shares that midnight's almost upon you, an idea *comes* to mind on how to bring in the new year.

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    The monster-human war from ancient times takes quite a different turn, and results in a primary group of humans who revere the monsters as gods. For their brethren's sins, the humans were to build great homes upon a great mountain for each monster and present a slain sacrifice every 50 years. It's modern day, and although the killing sacrifices has long since stopped, it seems the skeleton monsters that reign over your particular village have requested for a live sacrifice to walk up the mountain...
    and as the priest's child, its your duty to answer their demands.

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    With nothing to do on a rainy day and the stockpile of love that you have with your boyfriend, Sans, it doesn't take long for some chatter over a greasy pizza to turn into something a little more... involved. He's cute, his laugh is contagious, and you both have lots of appreciation for one another; why not have another intimate time together? This time, though, something catches you by surprise: Sans wanting to be the one to give the goods.

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    Humans and monsters lived equally and in peace with each other, Making life more successful then a constant war fleeing in their loves.

     

    You met a certain skeleton whilst living among these fascinating creatures.

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    Love is Stupid. And you fallen for a certain down to earth orange hooded skeleton.

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    A "The School for Good and Evil" parody starring Shuichi Saihara

     

    Gays
    -Shuichi Sahara (our main character)
    -Vampire Potter
    -Barbie
    -Steven Universe
    -Sans

    Evils
    -Brendon Yuri (reallly evil)
    -Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way
    -Wye-En
    -White Diamond

    Teachers
    -Mr Light Imagay (Gay)
    -Miss Princess Peach (Gay)
    -Ms Greta Thunberg (Evil)
    -Mr Baldi (Evil)
    -Mr Red Guy (lazy gym coach)
    -Mr Unemployed Brendon (he’s finally employed!) (doesn’t have enough qualifications to participate in The Sorting so is neither Gay or Evil)

    Other
    -Mr Fireboy and Mrs Watergirl (headmasters of both schools)
    -Batman (janitor) (he really is Batman!)
    -Kokichi Ouma (??? student)

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    You, Y/N, find yourself in an unusual situation where you get anatomically correct skelefied and dropped in the woods on a mountain. Everyone in the city nearby seems to be perfectly normal humans, so what's with the skelefication and why does the name of the mountain seem so familier?

    your questions get answered 2 years after your isekai to this new world when a loud burst of what you can only describe as a wave of warmth washes over you and a boom comes from Mt. Ebbot.

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