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    I open the door to see Simon "Chosen One" fucking "love of my life" Snow. Something is off about him. There's something wrong with him and it pains me that I don't know what it is. His eyes are glazed over, unfocused and skittish. Was he drugged? His scent is off, only slightly, but still, it's noticeable.

    But, most importantly, why the fuck is he here?

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    Baz has been missing for two and a half months before the World of Mages stops looking for him. Simon is heartbroken, but he doesn't know why. It's just Baz. That is, until he finally understands what Baz is to him and he takes it upon himself to find Baz.

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    It’s not my fault, okay?
    I mean, it was sitting right there, out in the open. It was practically begging me to flip through it, to learn all of Baz’s plots. Anyone in my shoes would have done the same.

    How was I supposed to know it was actually a journal?

    A journal filled with secrets and feelings Baz would never want anyone to know, least of all me.

    Or

    Simon flips through a notebook belonging to Baz thinking it would be full of evil plans when in reality it's full of pining and sadness.

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    Simon expects that his autumn break will be a mix of boredom and following Baz around. He's half right.

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    Just racing Gemma T. Leslie to July 6 (not with smut you horny bastards)

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    Simon thinks he's so smart for thinking of a great prank as well as his eighth year spell all at once, but when it goes wrong he's the one who has to "suffer through" the consequences.

    Or the story of Simon spelling Baz's clothes invisible as a prank, but they're only invisible to him.

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    Baz is dumb and so gay for his part dragon boyfriend

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    Simon and Baz have a truce. Simon has a shit day and Baz decides to help.
    Of course, he fucks up. But Simon still wants to be friends.
    Baz sees Simon in a towel, Simon has gay panic™ , so does Baz.
    But do they kiss tho?

     

     

    Spoiler alert:
    They might...

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    Lamb manipulates Baz to kill Simon Snow. Of course he rebels, but now he must suffer the consequences. Simon takes back a crucial part of himself.

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    "Just don't," he says slowly and calm like he's trying to play down a horrible crime, and looks at the water. "I can't swim."

    The blond snorts and rolls his eyes, getting up and casually leaping into the pool. 

    "Baz, for real," he calls. Baz doesn't move, not even to shake his head or flip his idiot boyfriend off. 

    Simon grabs Baz's foot underwater, making the latter jump. He begins to smirk. 

    "Snow-" Baz is suddenly panicked. He takes his sunglasses off and holds up his hands in surrender. "Do not- harrungph! " 

    He's pulled underwater.

    ~~

    Simon teaches Baz how to swim :)

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    its simons birthday... Baz has one plan

     

    to shower his boyfriend with affection

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    I should never have agreed to this job.
    I mean, I’ve had it for almost two years now, but it doesn’t get any easier.
    Being the personal bodyguard for one of the most arrogant, stuck up bastards in this world would make anyone quit within a matter of weeks. Honestly, the rest of the staff are surprised I lasted longer than a month, let alone two whole years.
    There’s a lot about me that they have yet to know, and even more about Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch that they have yet to find out.
    Namely, that you can get him to shut up by sticking your tongue in his mouth


    Simon Snow has worked in security for most of his life, having dealt with some of the most difficult clients. None has come as close to being as frustrating as Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch. The man is stuck-up, arrogant, and a complete arsehole. He's rude, careless, and Simon really should have quit months ago.

    Until there's something more that keeps him by Baz's side... Namely him being the best shag Simon's ever had. He may insist that the nights with Baz mean nothing, but not even he can prevent the feelings that start to flicker beneath the sheets.

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    There are four steps to getting an uptight Baz Pitch to admit he wants sex. Simon knows all of them.

    Banter and monster-parts, for the monster-part enthusiast. As much shit-talking and tenderness as there is smut and gratuitous use of the tail.

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    Baz won’t take off his gloves.

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    (title named after "Sun King" by The Beatles)
    (Royalty AU)
    Prince Simon Snow must marry before he turns 18 in a few months and he's never hated anything more. Not because he doesn't know who to court- he knows by now that his destiny is to wed Agatha Wellbelove and make her Queen of Watford- but because she is much more infatuated with Baz, who's only ever tried to fight Simon in any way he can. Simon's sure he's in love with Agatha (she's really pretty and nice to talk to), even though he's not quite sure what love looks like. He thinks Baz is in love with her, too, and that makes him want to punch Baz right on his perfect jaw line.

    Baz just wishes he could magically bring his mother back from the grave. And that Simon wasn't so infuriatingly heterosexual.

    (currently on hold :( )

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    It's been over a year since Baz Pitch received an unsolicited text message from professional sexting service. It's also been over a year since he opened his heart to the man sending him the very same messages...

    Within that year, he's fallen even more in love with him, and he's proud of Simon... Proud that he's working hard at learning everything he can about the art of cooking.

    But Baz misses him... Simon has been running himself ragged, and Baz wishes he could spend a night with Simon in his arms.

    Maybe in order for that to happen, Baz needs to bring Simon back to the beginning... To what fueled the spark in their relationship in the first place.

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    This wouldn't be an issue if Baz weren’t such a twat. He’s hungry, and I’m offering. Really, there’s not much to think on.
    Orthe one where Baz is starving and Simon is a willing blood bag. 

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    My brain is short-circuiting on me and I don’t know what to do. I’ve been biting at the bits of my cuticles until the skin is so thin it’s threatening to break. See—I have a problem. A massive one—well, no, that’s not right. The problem looks small, they are small, they’re—

    Deep breath, Simon. In and out, in and out, why am I freaking out as much as I am?

    Maybe it’s because there’s a pair of black lace knickers in my clean washing basket. And they’re not mine.

    —•—

    When Simon Snow finds a pair of black lace women’s underwear in his clean washing basket, his best friend suggests he toss them in the bin. The thing is, he can’t, because he knows who they belong to. His git neighbour Baz Pitch is an elitist arsehole, but he’s fit, and apparently, he enjoys wearing women’s lingerie.

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    Penny makes sure Simon signs up for the speed dating event on Valentine's Day: Pitch Magical Matchmaking. Simon doesn't have a clue about speed dating, so he makes sure to do some research. On top of that he clashes face first with the most handsome bloke he has ever seen AND gets his number. Meanwhile Baz is helping his aunt with Pitch Magical Matchmaking and hopes to meet his own special person.

    get together, plotting, dramatic Baz and determined Simon.

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    Having sex with Baz was so good that almost felt as if they were…

    “Flying!” suddenly said Baz: “Fuck, Snow, we’re flying!” 

    He looked around and yes, they were flying. He could see the bed, the room, under them, the ceiling was a few centimeters away from his head. 

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