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    “Uh, yes actually. My name is Jonathan Sims. These are my colleagues Timothy Stoker and Sasha James...And you are?” His voice was sharp and left no room for argument.

    Her smile widened impossibly. “My name is Helen! It is so lovely to meet you! Now, if you would please follow me, I’ll show you to what will hopefully be your new home! I know you’ll just love it!” There was a certain confidence in her voice, as if it was already decided that Jon would move in. Without waiting for a response, she began to walk down the street.

    Despite Jon not needing a new place, as he had made plans to renew his lease tomorrow, and the confused stares of his coworkers, Jon followed her.

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    He can smell the scent of decay and somehow he knows he's drawing closer to the Gathering Spire. The intricate shining webbing that held it tall was hard to miss, and the flashing light from The Beyond could be seen in even the darkest of nights. Now, it was his only beacon in the swirling winds that surrounded him. He has to reach the spire. He has to.
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    A Warrior Cats TMA AU with a bit too much lore. No prior knowledge of either of the fandoms is required. Come for the cats, stay for the eldritch horrors.

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    Terminus does not like horcruxes. Therefore, Terminus has a vested interest in making Harriet Potter very powerful. Therefore, Terminus bullies all the other entities into making Harriet Potter very powerful.

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    Or, "Elias starts collecting novelty mugs to annoy Peter but then starts unironically liking them by accident. Whoops."

    Because Elias deserves to be a little petty, Peter deserves to be very annoyed, and we all deserve to see Elias holding a mug that says "Fuck Off".

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    "I haven't played the guitar in years," Gerry protested weakly. They knew there was no way Mike was going to budge on this, but a man could dream.

    "It's like riding a bike. Once you learn you never really forget," Mike said, taking another sip of his tea. He made a face; it had probably gone cold by now. That or he put too much sugar into it. Mike hated sweets almost as much as he hated the floral tea Gerry liked. Tea snob.

    "I never learned how to ride a bike," Gerry said, though his voice was clearly resigned.

    "Sounds like a you problem," Mike said, leaning onto the table. Gerry kicked him, and the blonde cursed under his breath. Gerry would pay for that later, but in the moment it was very satisfying.

     

    In which Gerry and Mike find love, friendship, and the power of Music! (And incredible acts of violence. Can't forget the violence!)

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    Drabbles written to go with each episode as I go back through TMA :3

    Tagged characters are just the ones who have at least one drabble focused on them/from their perspective.

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    When Jonah calls Simon, he has to wait a full minute for Simon to finish laughing himself sick before he's willing to make a pretense of a civil conversation.

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    Elias blames Gertrude for this situation.
    Walking far, far away from his kingdom near the woods after almost being killed? It had to be her. She was way too happy about him leaving for a diplomatic trip.

    Welcome to the royal and runaway prince au.

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    [TAPE CLICKS ON.]
    [SOUND OF FOOTSTEPS ON SOFT GROUND]
    Oh, why hello there!
    [PICKS UP TAPE RECORDER]
    Where’s your archivist, little dear? (uneasily)... Not around then. Hm. (more assured) I suppose I know what you want. A nice story to bring back to your archivist though I’m sure he’s doing well with the whole feeding thing due to- well the world is kind of hell right now so I’m sure there’s plenty of stories for him to consume. (happily) I guess this is just for you then.

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    All the avatars in a room, what crimes will they commit? (surprisingly not arson) Simon, Elias and Peter decide it's a good idea for all the avatars to have a meet up, and then they do

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    There was a great deal of annoyance that came from knowing someone over the course of several lifetimes. There was also a sort of solidarity that came with it, despite it all. And so, no matter what their current feelings towards one another were, Simon and Jonah would meet once a year to get a drink and reminisce. 

    This year, however, they had a tag-along: Peter. Well, the last few years, really; ever since he and Jonah had gotten together, he’d been joining them on their outings, content to sit and listen quietly as they talked about events that happened long before he was born. Once, he had told Jonah that he joined them because he liked the way it felt to not be included in such conversations since he couldn’t possibly add anything to them. 

    Given they were currently divorced, however, Jonah did not plan on him coming this year. How Peter even knew when or where they were meeting up was a surprise to him. Simon must’ve invited him along, and wasn’t that just lovely. He felt his left eye twitch slightly at the sight of his ex-husband.

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    John puts his hands to his chest and tries to regulate his breathing. More than that, he tangles his hands in the soft, coral sleeves of the sweater that is much too big for him. He inhales the scent of ginger and cloves and soft cologne and something floral and Martin. He bunches up the sleeves and wraps his arms around himself, letting the scent and warmth of the man fill his senses. Until he feels a hand wrap around his forearm, and he realizes.

    ~
    With domesticity so new to the both of them, our boys are still frightened that one day they’ll wake up and it’ll be gone- a dream made by their desperate minds, lying on the Panopticon floor, Magnus standing over them, preparing to make them breathe their last. The nightmares are too realistic for their life together to be real, right? Their comfort from each other comes in completely ridiculous forms, but they don’t pretend to not be softened by it.
    Jonmartinweek2021, 1st Prompt- Nightmares and Cozy Sweaters

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    Elias Bouchard wants something he cannot reasonably have. Peter Lukas bets he can give it to him with no consequences. You know how that goes.

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    A tape recorder manifests inside the house at Night Street, getting Callum's statement on tape. He also puts on a necklace that was dropped on the floor, cancelling the Dark within him and helps him see what he's truly become.

    He makes a choice, even if it may be his demise...

    Sometimes you've got to do dangerous things, even if you're scared. Because it's the right thing to do.

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    Martin Blackwood discovers a branch of England's underground fighting scene and is pulled into the long ongoing rivalry between the Fears and the Avatars. One man in particular draws his attention, the Fear fighter Jonathan Sims, known as the Archivist. There's something off about his position on the team, and Martin is determined to find out what and why.

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    Cutter INSISTS on traveling IN person to the European branch of Goddard, much to the chagrin of his PA Rachel.
    Why? So he can party with his spooky 'friend' Elias Bouchard.
    Rachel is so done with him and all of this.

    This takes place three years before the events of both canons or at least before Rachel was promoted to head of special projects.

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    A ficlet collection for The Magnus Archives, generally ranging from 0 to 500 words. Watch out for smut and darkfic.

    Update:
    You Give Me Fever (Jon/Elias)
    "Elias needs help after reading a Leitner."

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    Written for the 2021 Podcast Big Bang

    It’s been eight and half years since the incident at the Magnus Home. Several of the children who were raised there have left, and don’t intend to come back. Until Gertrude Robinson is murdered. The Bouchard siblings are suddenly forced back together, with higher stakes than they’ve ever faced before. Can the Bouchard siblings work together and solve Gertrude’s murder, or will they meet the same untimely fate?

    Title from 11 Minutes by YUNGBLUD and Halsey.

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    Martin takes a job as a scuba diver and has multiple encounters with a strange merman.

    Maybe this could work.

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    He meets Michael Crew two times, in two bodies, four years apart.

    (Written for the prompt: "Elias/Mike Crew. That's it, that's the prompt.")

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