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    Literally no problem has ever been solved by secretly hooking up with one of your good friends whom you are not in love with to cope with the fact that the person who you are actually in love with does not love you. In fact, more problems are probably started by doing this than anything else.

    Holster and Nursey do it anyway.

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    Bitty is stuck in a loveless marriage in Madison, working as a waitress at a diner where he specializes in pie.

    No one knows that he's trans, longing to move away and start over. He longs to transition and live as Eric Bittle full time. And he has a plan: win a baking contest and use that money to start all over.

    Then everything changes...

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    11/?
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    In all the times Jack had envisioned winning the Cup, kissing his boyfriend at center ice had never been part of the vision. But it happened, and now he has to deal with the fallout.

    A look at Jack's summer, following the Cup Kiss.

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    None of these characters are mine! This is a fanfiction based off of Ngozi Ukazu's webcomic, Check, Please!

     

    This is one of my favorite fandoms, and I bake pies on a weekly basis because of Bitty. (Blueberry will always be my favorite)

    Anywho, mostly just some small, short skits, a couple of groupchats, maybe some truth or dare (?) oooh and maybe I'll rant about pie!!! (like Bitty!)

    Anywho, toodles!

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Sometimes they’re both up. Sometimes they’re both down. And sometimes one has to carry the other for a little while. Right now Jack is down and it’s Bitty’s turn to carry the load.

    And lord, Bitty is tired after this year that they’ve had. But when Jack made those promises he was in the middle of a playoff run, still so convinced he had something to prove, and he picked Bitty up like it was nothing.

    That’s what love is.

    It’s been a hell of a year. Bitty's just trying to hold it all together. But aging parents, Jack's impending retirement, and Bitty's own busy career sure are making that difficult. Then things really fall apart. And come together again.

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    Three years after Bitty's passing, Jack visits Madison to spend time with Suzanne and thinks some more about his future and the memory of Bitty's love. The sequel to Dear Jack which was initially written for the OMGCP Heartbreak Fest.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    15
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    29
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    2
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    Every hockey player knows the Stanley Cup is supposed to be magic.

    Most of them know the stories about wishes and curses and visions of things that never happened.

    A few players know for themselves what the Cup's magic can do.

    What no one knows is what the Cup's magic is.

    What it is, is old. Powerful. Dangerous.

    And it has been waiting for someone like Jack Zimmermann for a very long time.

    Too bad Jack can't remember why. Or what he's supposed to do about it.

     

    (Next update will be around mid-June. I decided to restructure the next-to-last chapter for better flow/clarity.)

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    For a perfect royal icing, the following steps are essential: steal sugar from the pantry, and as many eggs as you can fit in your pocket. Plunder the lemon tree in the garden in the company of the moon. Gently beat the egg whites, bringing them to froth. Gradually stir in the sugar, add a squeeze of lemon. And pray that a certain field hockey captain does not poke his head out of the kitchen.

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    1/?
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    A collection of OMGCP ficlets shared on Tumblr and here. Mainly Zimbits but other pairings will be thrown in. Love, slice of life, smoochy times and more...

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    Chapters:
    47/?
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    56
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    Somewhere deep in the Samwells woods, there's a rickety old house. In the house, there are nine kids.

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    "I owe you an apology, Jack," Shitty says. "Last night, the thing with Tater. We shouldn't have cornered you like that. I shouldn't have cornered you like that. I'm sorry."

    Jack hums. "Well, I'm sorry for not having an answer for you guys. I was honestly so focused on asking Bitty to marry me that I hadn't even considered what would happen after he said yes. Definitely hadn't even realised I'd need a best man."

    [Jack asks Shitty to be his best man, but canon this time. A standalone fic.]

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    63
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    4
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    Bitty gets roped into a beach volleyball tournament. At least there's a cute boy on one of the other teams to keep him occupied between games.

    Thank you to FeliciaSueLynn for permission to record and thank you as always to Paraka for hosting <3

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Derek was one of the lucky ones. He got to live his life secure in the knowledge that he had a soulmate, that one day he would find the person on the other end of the red string looped loosely around his wrist, invisible to all but him. Not everyone got that. In each soulmate pair, only one was able to see their string until the bond was formed, and some people did not have any soulmate at all. Derek couldn’t imagine having to live with that kind of uncertainty.

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    1/1
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    Kent goes first overall in the draft. Jack goes to Samwell. As far as Jack's concerned, the split should cement the permanent end of the infamous Parson-Zimmermann hockey duo.

    But then Kent keeps showing up at Samwell to rub his success in Jack's face. And he keeps on winning over Jack's friends so that they all feel sorry for him. And then he gets engaged to the captain of the Bruins, so Jack constantly has to glimpse snippets of their dates on the evening news or in the Boston newspaper.

    It's all a scheme to make Jack jealous, of course. What else could it be?

    -----

    Or, the one where Kent moves on from Jack, gets his life together, and gets his happy ending, but Jack is convinced it's all a scheme to get back at him.

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    6/?
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    "Elliot," Eric says, "this is Jack. Jack, this is Elliot."

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    18/18
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    978
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    Holster forgot the birthday candles.
    Ransom knew a place.
    But Jack made the wish.

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    1/1
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    Eric Bittle turns 26 and feels pretty good about life.

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    1/1
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    10
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    90
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    "'It is a truth universally acknowledged that Samwell athletes are the gayest of the gay,'" Nursey reads aloud.

    Holster snorts. "Thanks. We try."

    (AKA the Pride and Prejudice AU I've been threatening on Tumblr for months.)

    *Updates are very slow but still coming!*

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    14,512
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
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    132
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    1947
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    A look at the members of Haus 2.0 as they navigate life outside the Samwell Men's Hockey Team. Lardo's trying to fight off imposter's syndrome and get her freelancing career off the ground. Shitty's forced to face his relationship with his father while studying for law school. Ransom's working through his anxiety and accepting his sexuality. Holster's confronting his fear of commitment and trying to . They're all suffering but at least they get to eat pancakes every Saturday. Will be slice of lifey but also a little bit of plot.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    13
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    1
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    156
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    "You know, I meant what I said out there," says Jack. "I was in a really bad place when I first came here. I was drowning. You were the one that kept me afloat, Shits. You still are. You were my first real friend and I wouldn't even be here without you."

    [Jack asks Shitty to be his best man. Originally posted as "A Shitty Best Man"].

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    English
    Words:
    1,026
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    382

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