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    Aziraphale is caught, sans flaming sword, during the Great Heavenly Audit that precedes the Great Flood, and is locked away with the Watchers and a few other angels who have very clearly disobeyed, but also have yet to Fall. From there a small series of dominoes begin to fall, which becomes a cascade around the time King Solomon is building the First Temple.

    Heaven looks down upon the demons enslaved and thinks "this is a good idea", while Hell, being comprised of demons currently being enslaved, thinks "this actually really sucks". From there things wildly diverge. Crawly becomes Crowley in a Hell that feels indebted to him for their rescue, and also finds to concept of slavery utterly horrifying. Aziraphale, meanwhile, is forced to labor in a Heaven that views him as an increasingly disposable object. It's only when Armageddon is less than five hundred years away that they meet again, after an impatient Heaven drops Aziraphale off in Hell.

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    Anthony J. Crowley is a world-class art thief with a complicated past who, until now, had been pretty content with going through life as part of a prolific black market art trafficking ring. He enjoyed the thrill and danger of the hunt, especially if it meant he got to travel the world, play with state-of-the-art technology, and make enough money to afford anything he could ever want.

    That is, until a simple logistical hiccup leads him straight into the path of one Aziraphale Fell, former Head Conservator of the British Museum turned antique repair shop owner.

    Suddenly, there's a space in Crowley's life that only Aziraphale seems to fill, but his clandestine life of crime paired with Aziraphale's industry connections and indomitable penchant for good seems like a relationship doomed to fail.

    Little do they both know, the strands of friendship, morality, and deception in their shared circles of the London art world are interwoven in even more complex ways than either of them could have expected...

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    Anthony J. Crowley, 40, painter, spend his nights with all London thanks to the app OnlyOnce, a quick and easy way to spend a good time with strangers.

    Aziraphale Fell, 42, bookshop owner is finally free after 10 years of an abusive relationship, use OnlyOnce for the first time, ready to be back to his old self.

    Can we fall for someone, when we were supposed to only see each other once ?

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    3/?
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    Hell makes no exceptions. Torture is for all souls. From the lowest mortal to the most exalted Prince. This is Beelzebub's nightmare. This is her torture.

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    Discovering the identity of the guardian angel who sheltered her from the rain on a dreary Monday morning won’t be easy, but Crowley (beleaguered junior editor in a London publishing house and human disaster) can’t think of anything else.

    An Ineffable Wives Publishing House AU.

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    247
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    55
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    In mathematics and physics, the butterfly effect is a term that encapsulates the more technical notion of sensitive dependence on initial conditions found in chaos theory. The idea is that small variations in initial conditions produce large variations in the long-term behaviour of a system.
    It is an ordinary autumn day when a little girl named El appears to Crowley and Aziraphale. The two do not yet know how much she will change their lives. Or how much they will change hers.
    The butterfly that unleashes the storm with the beating of its wings.

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    Anthony J. Crowley, the self-made force behind Ophidian Orchards, is a sleek, no-nonsense businessman to the outside world. His clients pay him well for his services at obtaining difficult to find items. People assume that because he has had to fight his whole life to get to where he is, he wants to take the lead. He is often taken advantage of for his generosity.
    Aziraphale is a business owner of a bit more nonsense than that. He treats his inventory as he does his own collection, and is reluctant to part with it for just anyone. People assume that because of his outward gentle nature, he is naive and needs someone to look after him. He is often taken for granted for his kindness.

    Crowley is fascinated by the brilliant and capable hidden bastard behind the bright smile with his best interests at heart.
    Aziraphale sees past the hard, sharp exterior to find someone soft and gentle who wants to be cared for.

    They're perfect for each other, and everyone knows it but them.

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    Crowley winced and turned around. He squinted at the King of Hell and his two-day stubble and expensive suit and bloody audacity. His Hell-trained survival instincts really didn’t like this.

    That ancient part of him who’s known this man-shaped being since he was a hatchling filed away his escape plan for later, however.

     

    Or: Crowley and Lucifer are siblings, and sure, they’re not exactly on speaking terms now, but that doesn’t stop Lucifer from knocking on Crowley and Aziraphale’s door on a Sunday morning, asking for help. Needless to say, it doesn’t go exactly as planned…

    [Or or: on relationships, the Throne of Hell, absolution, and the universe's most dysfunctional family—maybe—coming to senses.]

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    Sequel to "Instructions Not Included".

    Two months after that whole business with Raphael's staff, Aziraphale and Crowley are about to be dragged back into the politics of Heaven and Hell whether they like it or not. An old enemy resurfaces to cause problems on purpose, they're hired to investigate a highly unusual missing persons case, and Crowley has a very bad day at the office.

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale run a supernatural detective agency. Shenanigans ensue. Slowburn continues. Apparently, there is plot. I have some thoughts about Heaven, Hell, and humanism. There will be stupid jokes and a healthy sprinkling of angst.

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    During the Royal Wedding of Prince Sandalphon, Crowley, the son of the US President, almost causes an international incident with his drunken, antagonistic behavior toward Aziraphale, Prince of England. In an effort to keep things from escalating, Crowley must pretend to be friends with Prince Aziraphale, his nemesis. (No one is actually that nice.)

    But what if Aziraphale is as angelic as he seems after all?

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    Gabriel and Beelzebub attempt to fuck while flying. They're idiots, Harold.

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    Basically,
    Beelzebub and Gabriel are doing it.
    So is Crowley and Aziraphale.
    They meet up.
    Crowley is a demon angel hybrid.
    God is shipping them.
    Arras and Ella are original characters but you’ll love them.
    Shit goes down.
    I’m sorry

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    6/?
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    The war doesn't happen and Gabriel doesn't know what to do with himself. Beelzebub thinks he should try some new things.

    Series
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    1/1
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    11
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    33
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    5
    Hits:
    258
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    A Christmas Carol x Good Omens fusion written for the Winter Wonderland Mini Zine starring Anthony J. Crowley as Scrooge and Aziraphale as the Ghost of Christmas past.

    So how does a jar with air-holes in the lid factor into this?

    *~*~*~*~*

    From Chapter 5:

    Aziraphale’s smile was shattered and his eyes shone with moisture.

    “My time upon this globe is very brief,” he admitted. “It ends today.”

    “T-today?” Crowley whispered. He shook his head, refusing to believe. “You cannot make me love you, show me kindness, and then leave! You need to stay and ensure that I follow the lessons you have taught!”

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    AU. Цикл. В приближении Апокалипсиса Азирафель теряет последнюю надежду, но Кроули не собирается сдаваться без боя.

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    604
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    Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn't see why anyone else should. Evil does get bored, however, particularly during a century as dull and unadventurous as the one the humans called the Seventeenth.

    Sometimes even the Prince of Hell needs a break, and in 1618, after a little guidance from a certain Earth-bound demon, Beelzebub decides to break Florence.

    They end up sitting for a Artemisia Gentileschi, first ever female painter at the Accademia del Disegno. She is tough, brave and terrified, and determined to capture Beelzebub's likenezz whatever it takes.

    Written for Do It With Style's Reverse Big Bang!

    “Men in general judge more by the sense of sight than by the sense of touch, because everyone can see but few can test by feeling. Everyone sees what you seem to be, few know what you really are; and those few do not dare take a stand against the general opinion.”
    - Machiavelli

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    Eleven-year-old Adam has a great family: genderfluid mom Crowley, flamingly gay dad AZ, and cousin Bee, his birth parent. And he has two great ambitions: getting his debate team to nationals, and convincing his parents to buy him a puppy. But Adam's idyllic life gets knocked sideways when he finds out his biological father is rich, powerful, and wants him back.

    Baize (Bee to a chosen few) is content to live alone with their beehives, tolerating periodic visits from Adam and his parents. They don’t want to think about last year’s drunk kiss with AZ’s brother Gabriel, and they really don’t want to think about their old flame Luke Starr. But when Luke sends a letter staking his claim on Adam, Baize knows they’re in for a fight. And Gabriel, damn him, knows the best lawyers.

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    "They'll leave us alone. For a bit."

    One year after the Apocalypse-That-Wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale have settled into a new routine: keeping an eye on supernatural happenings in the world and preventing Heaven or Hell from interfering too much with humanity. It's not a bad job - despite occasional rains of fish - and if there are some unspoken things they really ought to talk about, well, they have all the time in the world now to get around to that, right?

    At least, until the Archangel Raphael turns up on their doorstep looking for help... and it starts to become clear that the world is changing fast, and so are they.

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale start a detective agency. Shenanigans ensue. Slowburn continues. Apparently, there is plot. I have some thoughts about Heaven, Hell, and humanism. There will be stupid jokes and a healthy sprinkling of angst.

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    4/4
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    12
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    24
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    5
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    Aziraphale pours for them in Mesopotamia, in Greece, in France. Crowley raises his glass in inns, in restaurants, in the Soho bookshop.

    "What shall we toast?" he asks, and it echoes down the ages, a smooth, sliding spiral that comes around and around, but never quite in the same place.

    Aziraphale smiles fondly. "To us."

    Crowley only hesitates a moment, because it's been hard to wait, but Aziraphale all but promised him this moment was coming the night he handed over the holy water. There are spirals here, too.

     

     

    Collection of unrelated short fic. If you have found your way here via a particular tag, please see the index in Ch1.

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    Crowley is sure his night can’t get any worse. It’s pouring down rain and his gate is stuck 5 inches from the ground. Then an angel in a tartan bow-tie stops to help him. He doesn’t seem phased by the fact that Crowley is deaf, and makes an extra effort to learn to speak to Crowley in his own language. It seems that everything is going right for once, until a secret from the angels past shows up in a three piece suit, hoping to destroy everything Crowley has worked so hard to build.

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    English
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    11,011
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    2/6
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    1
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    21
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    69
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    12
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    764

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