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    So Della takes Kablooie to Daffy's house so he can learn that Daffy was his bio father. Kablooie rejects his father as his dad, and meets three people who he immediately believes is his true love. Plucky Duck, Buster Bunny, and Babs Bunny. Then ruins everything by betraying everyone. Then never gets over it.

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    I have a thing for self cest for reasons. Just read the damn fic.

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    My edge serves a purpose. It is not needless nor born from a want to harm. I have a reason... This story is a metaphor for how Disney and Disney fans turn a blind eye to Walt Disney being a terrible person in his lifetime, by making Mickey Mouse horny for his creator.

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    I will explain the metaphor if you ask.

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    Not touching Gulf makes Mew pouty, and he needs to make up for lost time.
    He has a few ideas on how to do that, Gulf is enthusiastic to help him.

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    In which autonomy bears witness to itself.

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    Just a sip of what Minho needs can do no harm, right?

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    Salem knows what James needs, whether he realises it or not.

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    At a Charity Gala, all Hawks wants is a dance with Endeavor. Nothing else. What else is there? No wait, that's a lie. He's burning up inside. He wants more. But a dance... he'll start with a dance.

    (Inspired by my friend Red, who sent me 'Dinner and Diatribes but make it Endhawks' on discord. Thanks again, Red.)

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    He shouldn’t call her Lu.

    He shouldn’t do lots of things.

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    While staying home during Late Autumn/Early Winter 2020, a sapphire bathrobe-clad Macy finds Harry upstairs trying on a new pair of mail-order glasses. Improper use of telekinesis and Hacy smut ensue…

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    To escape Scythe, harbinger of pestilence, Macy must flee Vera Manor under cover of darkness with Harry, who transports themselves back in time to a college founded by his dead ex-lover, year 1994. Despite Harry's reluctance, Macy begins working for Charity's manipulative mother. This is juxtaposed with flashbacks, including when Marisol reunites with Dexter over NYE, the night Maggie is born, along with Marisol first meeting Dexter in Australia in 1988 during a holistic remedies conference.

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    ★ OT3 Story started in 2017; Hogwild Tags(™)

    ❅ Chapter 76 (GENTLY NSFW): "Lucid Dreaming."
    Samantha Rosalyn Floravale did not possess a tongue reminiscent of any precious metal, nor a zeal for spoken language. But for Aymeric, she spun her best impression of an Echo; an aged recollection on the trip to Anyx Trine.

    "He was not the most appealing of companions.”

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    ✦ SPOILERS! Heavensward, future to (~4.56). Chapter One = T.o.C./Warnings.

    Tale of INTENSE emotional triangulation between WoL, Estinien, and Aymeric. BLM/WHM finds love in Ishgard, every azure facet. Multi-POV. Slow burn and past romance(s), family dynamics, friendship. Fluff, smut, angst, repeat! Follows/expands on MSQ. Adult (18+) writing.

    ★ Adult writing; marked "E" for Ch. 31, 41, 47-48, 55, 61-63, 68-73, 75.

    ✧ ☄ ☽

    Foul and flare, frost and fire. Within her dwelt both shadow, and light.

    Aching moments in the Mists, two creatures of rime.
    Warmed then, in Ishgard—thawed and kindled full aflame—

    Tenuous faith ... Stillness, calm and blinding ...
    A love to drown and smother three splinters of stardust:
    — a blaze, a comet, a constellation.

    ☾ ☄ ✧

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    nam·by-pam·by

    /ˌnambēˈpambē/

    adjective: namby-pamby

    lacking energy, strength, or courage; feeble or effeminate in behavior or expression.

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    This was supposed to be my entry for the Cozytober challenge from twitter. WELP.

    Cottagecore is out of question for them because they need shops and audience for the heroine's poems. Too bad the heroine is struggling with art block AND horny days. Okay, "struggling" is not the correct verb here. ;]

    Remember Vissenvaib? She's Vĭedźdaž in this fic.
    Viconia is Verkorir, just like in other works of mine.

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    Jaime has something to prove. Just because Brienne doesn't believe it, doesn't mean he doesn't mean it.

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    This is a series of Hacy smut taking place around S1E19. Harry elects to stay with the Charmed Ones as Macy’s birthday is coming up. She apologizes for losing her temper and sparks fly. Macy catches Harry reenacting "Heaven's Vice" in his simulation crystal, and things escalate from there. Harry remains in denial of his feelings as Macy makes herself a midnight snack. After Maggie accuses Macy of 'breaking' Harry, Macy proposes a truce. Harry tests leftover cloaking serum. Later chapters act as prequel to "On Lorenz Theory & Love" fanfic.

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    "Quem prova demais do doce, amargo pode se tornar, mas e o contrário?"

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    This is Part II to On Lorenz Theory & Love. Three years later, Macy and Harry navigate life as a married couple, alternating between the Azores Islands and Vera Manor. Since Macy's daughter Maya is so precocious, how hard could a 2nd pregnancy be? Meanwhile, Abigael and Mel live in NYC, want kids, and nobody trusts Abigael with their own. A suspected Sarcana rebel strikes. Harry spirits Macy away to Portugal. At Casa do Alentejo, Harry and Macy learn Kizomba. They reignite their passion hours later in the deserted dance hall. While teaching at her NYC studio, Rani is notified of her Great-Aunt Celeste's murder and investigates with girlfriend Nico. Abigael and Mel share a steamy scene. Abigael begins tutoring Maya. Abigael hosts dinner for Rani and Nico, forcing Mel to confront her past. Harry and Macy speak in erotic double entendres. Mel invites Abigael to a 5:53 am dance and proposes. Harry offers to remove Macy's C-section scar. Macy debates how to protect Maya from her own magic. Throughout, Macy must learn to accept help from others, including a past arch-nemesis. (*Note: Matias, Morgana, Dora, Della, Darcy, Denis, Terezinha, Maya, Tory, Matilda, Henry, and Rani are my imagination) HM2V/H2M3V: Hacy chapters ;)

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    This is a brief spin-off of my previous work, "On Lorenz Theory & Love," from Mel's perspective. Mel wakes up in Abigael's apartment after SafeSpace Prom, having professed her feelings. However, Abigael tricks her into signing a magical contract, refusing to be courted by Mel unless Mel spends 60 Sundays with her, with no intimacy allowed except for occasional dancing or similar. Because Abigael is of the firm belief that women like Mel would never love someone like herself.

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