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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    It all started when Vega Prime was "offlined", Megatron upon finding out about his femmeling being shattered took to much extremes to "offline" these "Autobots", his sparkling was "offlined" by no other then Celestial Prime, the wife of Optimus Prime and the eye catcher of Ratchet.

    Ratchet however; knows Celestials Secret, as he worked for Vega, Celestial is Vega. Bumblebee later found out but thinhgs start to derail from here. As the Decepticons continued trying to conquer earth that Vega left behind as a colony.

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    This is a Transformers Prime AU, it DOES not take place in the canon storyline. But however some elements remain the same as Cliffjumper sadly passed away. I haven't gotten far in this series, so I may be wrong on some stuff.

    Also, Short uploads are to come.

    Currently working on Chapter Four

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    It all started when Manfred shot Lightning McQueen in cold blood on the racetrack, in order to get a leg up as the only human in a world of cars. He was scared that the desperately sexy Mater, McQueen's lover, would want revenge, but it seemed he was... flirting with him?!

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    you finally get to do some things you've been wanting to do with your longtime crush, Lightning Mcqueen

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    Nishiki isn't crazy. He just is a dude who really likes his car. Just a guy polishing his car. A lot.

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    hi hello this is literally a fully fledged joke it's just choromatsu fucking some cars because hesokuri wars turned them into vehicles and i've lost my damn mind

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    What is it with me and cars?! If I had a nickel for every time my writing had something in common with Team Starkid's, I'd have several nickels. Which, honestly, is not something I ever expected.

    Said I'd write this, it just took me a while [re. several months] to get around to it. Alas, I am a busy man; even if I wrote this in literally an hour.

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    Felix empties his mind for the thousandth, perhaps millionth time. 

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    Ryuji wants to fuck Morgana -- in his catbus form. Morgana agrees.

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    Miles stood there, his vacant black eyes staring off after his true love... watching him drive off into the distance from Mount Massive. He knew he had to do something about this problem, and he needed to swiftly.

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    this is a really really really really smut fanfic, so if you're not into that kinda stuff then well. idk why you're here then buddy

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    mista is angeuy naranca woke him awaked and thye go to costoc grrr r r

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    A not-so-innocent car wash leads to some awkward conversations.

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    i have no words

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    Dean Winchester fucking dies of tetanus because he is a homophobic anti-vaxxer who wants to go to Superheaven

    TW // slurs, mild homophobia

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    Sometimes you just develop feelings for a Ford and thas okay

    SKIP TO CHAPTER 2 FOR CAR FUCKING, CHAPTER 1 IS A PREFACE

    (also this isn't a serious work if you could tell 😭😭 I'm gonna write some actually nice content with Maybe)

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    help

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    dont think, just read.

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    Crowley watches a television programme and gets confusing ideas about the Bentley.
    It's explicit. It's wet. It's the worst. I'm not sure if I hate myself for writing this or I'm writing this because I hate myself.

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