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    “Angel. Why didn’t you just miracle me a new blanket?”

    “That’s a frivolous miracle. Now see, we simply must resort to sharing this blanket. No other choice really. You're chilled, and it is my angelic duty to help others,”

    “Is that why your hand is around my waist right now? Because you’re helping me?”

    “No my dear, my hand is around your waist because it’s the most comfortable place for me.”

    “Rather selfish of you- don’t you care if it’s comfortable for me or no, eh angel?”

    “Oh, would you rather I put my hand here-”

    “OY! That was uncalled for!”

    “What? You didn’t like it?”

    “That’s harassment angel! You can’t go touching my bum whenever you please!”

    “Can’t I? Oh, well in that case, I’ll just move my hands entire-”

    “No! Wait!”

    “Yes my lovely dear?”

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    After a few hours of watching Aziraphale make small talk and show off his new dinner suit at a party, Crowley's too turned on to drive them back home.

    Fucking in the hotel car park ensues.

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    As the road stretches on endlessly, Crowley lets out a frustrated huff which doesn’t go unnoticed by Aziraphale.
    “Do you know where you’re going?”
    “Of course I know, we’re…”
    He looks around with a drawn-out hum.
    “In England.”
    “Good Lord.” Aziraphale groans. “I believe we are quite lost.”

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    After the setback at Warlock's birthday party, the Husbands find a mutually satisfying way to vent their frustrations..

    That sounds like a very thin plot, and, honestly, there is no plot. At all. I have zero excuses. They bicker and have some switch-tastic, crack-tacular fun with their plug-'n-play genitals. That's it, folks. Enjoy the romp!

    This is my third and final contribution to the #Whitesuitcrowley event, and it also covers my Good Omens Bingo squares "Books" and "Discord".

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    Crowley and Aziraphale, both scared of losing each other, decide to act on their feelings when they meet again in the 60s.

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    That’s all he’s asking for, really. Just … an hour or two without the ache of missing Aziraphale all the bloody time. That’s all.  

    The night Aziraphale brings Crowley a flask of holy water, it's hard to keep away the memories of another charged night from over twenty years ago. Crowley knows what he can and can't ask for, but that doesn't stop his heart from wanting, desperately.

    Soho, 1967

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    Crowley has gone somewhat paler now, his own dark-lined eyes wide and almost catlike in the low lighting, slitted pupils dilated in interest. “Do not tell me,” he breathes, “you’ve gone and had your prick pierced.”

    “Alright then, I shan’t,” Aziraphale says simply, bringing his silver spoon back up to delicately suck it clean. “You really should try this tiramisu, it’s right up your alley.”

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    After Armageddon utterly failed to eventuate, Crowley and Aziraphale took six days to thoroughly explore each other's phsyical (and ethereal) forms before moving to the South Downs and settling into coupled pseudo-retirement. Meanwhile, the Archangel Gabriel and the Prince of Hell consult on the best way to move forward in a world without a Great Plan. Orgasms help. Their ex-agents might help too.

    Being a fragmented-ish fic about the original tempter, a fussy principality, the Archangel Fucking Gabriel and the Lord of the Flies, their time on Earth, and the life they build together. There's also snark and sex.

    (Non-linear, stand-aloneish chapters. Updated when inspiration strikes, and no cliffhangers.)

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    The thing was, it turned out that Crowley had been right after all. When an angel and a demon came together as one, it was explosive.
    And it was glorious.
    And, like all explosions, it was accompanied by the release of a certain amount of energy into the world.

    In which Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves inconveniently trapped inside the Bentley in their true forms, after getting a bit carried away…

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    Aziraphale has his “oh no, he’s meeting all my standards” moment in the rubble of the church. Now he realises that he’s horny for Crowley, he makes his move in the Bentley during the offered “lift home”. Crowley destroys 1 (one) hat. Refuses to be fucked in his car because of the capacity for mess. Our lad rules lawyers around this by creatively fucking against the rules.

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    When a former Satanic nun joins the Dowling's staff it quickly turns everything on it's head. Crowley and Aziraphale try to balance out the extra bad influence with a bigger emphasis on Christmas and being good in exchange for presents. Or at least one present in particular.

    Or a take on why they lost their jobs with a Christmas vibe.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale have to pull off the road to properly process the realization that the last eleven years of their lives have been spent hovering over the wrong boy.

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    “Officer Fell,” Crowley says, and leans forward, enough to give Fell a good view of his décolletage. He tilts his head in the way he knows people find deliciously coquettish, glad that he’d had the foresight to apply some mascara before heading out. “I’m so very sorry about this,” he says, looking up at the officer through his lashes. “It’s late, you know, no cars around… Didn’t notice how fast I was going, that’s all.”

    [Or: Crowley flirts his way out of a traffic violation.]

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    Come hell or high water, Crowley may need to face the fact that he might lose his long-reigned position of the Master of Temptations inevitably.

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    living in Soho has its advantages. a new shop opening nearby is the perfect opportunity for a couples shopping spree.

    Work in Progress.

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    Crowley has long harboured a fantasy of having sex in the Bentley. Aziraphale is eager to make that fantasy come true.

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    Crowley brings Aziraphale some delectable pastries, but underestimates exactly how stimulating he will find the ensuing scenes of gastronomic debauchery that ensue. Finding it all a bit much, he flees to take care of things, but in his haste, makes a minor miraculous mishap, which leads to Aziraphale finding out rather more than Crowley intended...

    My contribution to the Ineffable Con NSFW zine in partnership with the ever talented Miele_Petite .

    This started out with a birthday gift from Miele in the form of uncoloured line art of Crowley's mighty Kraken, which she said I could use for any fic I liked. So I decided to ask if we should collab for the zine. Miele agreed and offered to colour the line art and add a sneaky Aziraphale as well.

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    Aziraphale wanted to be more adventurous, and Crowley very much wanted to cooperate but absolutely nothing goes right for the demon. It's as if he'd been cursed by a flat of banana peels. Crowley was starting to think he might have been safer in Hell!

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    This story revolves around three things: humanity, comfort, and sex.

    Via a series of semi-unfortunate events, Aziraphale and Crowley have become quite a lusty, emotional couple, and they have become HUMAN! In this story, they learn what it means to be human, what questions must be asked, how to live in their bodies with new vulnerabilities.

    They're also reveling in bits of the human experience that feel good, taste good, look cool, sound divine, etc. They teach each other about these things, the creature comforts they've indulged in separately, over the millennia as emissaries on Earth.

    But mostly, they're enjoying their life together: the domesticity, the simple pleasures, and the sex. It's going to be quite a lot of sex.

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