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Brad's Snobby Dad by Psyga315
Fandoms: My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, That Guy with the Glasses, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
09 Jun 2013
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Flash Sentry (previously named Brad) invites Twilight home for the night, while his father makes things very awkward for him at the dinner table.
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Assumes that Jason isn't anyone's boyfriend (yet), and features Leo and Piper teasing Jason about his crush on a certain Ghost King.
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Handcuffed together for variety purposes
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A long one-shot that fills in the gap between the events at La Fere and their meeting d'Artagnan, or rather 'how Athos learnt to trust his friends and got drunk a lot along the way".
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Jean and Eren go to Universities who are bitter rivals. They both hate their own schools though, and have created their own parody twitter accounts for their schools’ mascots to make fun of them. But the only thing they hate more than their own school is each others’.
ie., when Jean and Eren use memes to battle over twitter
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After a party that left Vriska leaving with a pissed Terezi
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Coming this fall: Follow the wacky adventures of an exasperated army doctor and his detective flatmate/husband as they solve outrageous crimes and try to stay one step ahead of the mysterious Moriarty (who is definitely not their overly friendly neighbor Jim). Watch as they solve murders (at the gay club), find clues (like footprints that lead to the gay club), and wear silly disguises (both to and from the gay club), that is if they can stop arguing over who should buy the milk!
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When Tucker’s parents are sick of him sleeping around, and Wash’s parents are tired of him being so lonely (“It’s not healthy David!”) the two decide to team up for their mutual benefit and pretend to date. But can they keep it all pretend or do their hearts have something else planned for them?
Modern AU, High School AU.
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Kirk and Spock no kiss rule by yu_gin
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
08 Oct 2015
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Spock is trying to be a good student. Kirk doesn't help.
Quantum Mechanics happened.or: talk nerdy to me
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Spice! by orphan_account
Fandoms: 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), 新・光神話 パルテナの鏡 | Kid Icarus: Uprising (Video Game)
04 Nov 2015
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Dark Pit makes lunch for both him and Pit and Pit complains about Dark Pit's liking for spicy foods.
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The Runaway: Purple Guy x Reader by ShamrockGlaze (SinnamonSatyrs), SinnamonSatyrs, TheCyanQuill (SinnamonSatyrs)
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
26 May 2017
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He held his breath as the sirens of the all too familiar police cars wizzed past his current hiding place. He had to stay perfectly still and silent. Otherwise it's the madhouse for him. He pressed his back against the wall, ignoring the squish of sweat and blood against brick. Footsteps were coming his way.
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A runaway young adult who only seeks the escape of his past meets one of his many stops in life, deciding to rest in a quiet sleepy town not all that well known. Perfect place for a guy with a background like his. Yet in that sleepy little town he meets someone who meets more than the eye and changes at his perspective and taste in life.
Question is, are they both ready for the possibly hellish ride they're in for?~[☆]~
Kinda an AU where Purple Guy/Man has not undergone the whole Springtrap death thing yet, and he's only running away from his issues.
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The Story Formerly Known as "Trust the Instinct" by Nyxelestia (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
27 Jun 2017
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Season 2, but with consistent plot and character development.Scott and Derek don't like each other, their packs even less so. The last thing they want is to cooperate with each other. But between Gerard, the Kanima, and whoever its master is, they don't really have a choice.Scott tries to keep everyone alive. Stiles tries to keep his friends and family from dying. Allison tries not to wish she was dead. Jackson and Lydia are desperately not admitting they're losing their minds, Derek is a failure of an alpha, and his betas don't even notice because of how upside-down their worlds have become. Chris wants to know what's happening to his family, the Sheriff wants to know what's going on in this weird town, and Danny wants to know what it is that no one is telling him.Trust The Instinct, in its current form, has been discontinued.
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- Part 4 of Abandoned or Hiatus
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Graphs by schizoauthoress for daggerpen
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Apr 2016
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Tony knows exactly how he wants to spend the weekend.
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Most likely the best, and maybe worst, birthday Terushima Yuuji has had so far.
(Excluding his birthday party when he was seven, and his magnificent idea to use his brother as the theme. There were pin the glasses on the Onii-chan, a pinata with his brother's face- even the cake was his brother's face. In revenge, his brother dedicated Yuuji's 15th birthday to posting bad pictures of him through the course of five years.)
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The only thing better than a fuck tent...
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- Part 1 of Crack Tents
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for the prompt 'things you said when you were drunk'.
it's always kuroo who comes to pick him up, no matter the time or place. he always comes.
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Bumi had made the biggest mistake when he decided to pick a fight with a spirit. The spirit didn't appreciate Bumi's rude behavior so he took his revenge on Bumi by switching his body with Lin's. While Lin is mortified now that she looks like a hairy beast, Bumi doesn't seem to mind at all being inside of Lin's body.
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Washington doesn't know how to fluff a Garfield, and York comes face to face with Maine's one man army.
...if you know what I mean.
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- Part 2 of Incommunicado
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Kill the Party with me, and Never go Home. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Twenty One Pilots, Bandom, Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Halsey (Musician), Melanie Martinez (Musician), Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF), Supernatural
24 Dec 2016
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With one last sigh and a smirking grin, Brendon pressed his thumb onto the screen of his phone-giggling to himself in short staccato bursts.
"They'll hate me!" He cackles as he rolls onto to his back, stretching his arms up and then throwing his phone onto his pillow whilst he brings his hands down to card through his tall, fluffy hair. "Absolutely DESPISE me."Across his town, multiple other people narrowed their different colored eyes at the screens of their phones or tablets respectively, some groaning deep and irritated in their throat, other muttering Brendon-directed curses and some actually dropping their phone and walking to another room. All, however, thinking: "Why is he doing this?"
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You never know who's gonna make a sex joke, especially since its someone that probably doesn't know a lot about sex.
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Medium Rare by MargaretKire for angelzoo (shades_0f_cool)
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
27 Jun 2020
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Peter just can't get full lately. He eats and eats, but he's constantly exhausted and hungry.
Wade realizes what's going on before Peter does. And becomes obsessed with getting Peter what he needs- living cells in the form of blood and...other things.
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Growing Up by Arrow_Jaeger
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
12 Apr 2022
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Vander wasn't prepared for it. Sure, he had been told time and time again that one day Powder wouldn't be his little girl anymore, but he wasn't expecting it to be so soon. Ever since he started to notice the way they looked at each other, he soon came to despise Ekko.
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Confused by Time (old version) by dragonswoe
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
30 Jul 2017
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Annabeth managed to escape Tartarus and join the seven in the war against Gaea, but Percy was left behind. Now, three centuries later the Doors of Death are opening again and nine heroes descend into the Pit. The events which follow, none of them could have anticipated. Everyone says that time heals all wounds, but Percy knows it leaves only scars. But, Percy supposes, without time he would never have found a place where he truly belonged.
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The Kids Aren't Alright by Icyhot_Alchemist
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Dec 2018
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4 times people were thrown off by Shouto and Izuku's connection
+1 time someone knew exactly what was happeningSeries
- Part 5 of Thoughtshare Soulmate AU
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The year after Voldemort’s defeat, Harry is back at Hogwarts and Snape is back as headmaster. An unfortunate accident during a faculty/student Quidditch match leaves Harry in Snape’s body and Snape in Harry’s. The truce the two had agreed to before the school year started to let bygones be bygones and to give each other as wide a berth as possible is thrown out the window as each learns what exactly fills the other’s days. And nights.
A story of mistaken identities, secrets revealed, sweet, sweet revenge and a very tidy Nineteen Years Later.
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“Out of curiosity,” Rey said after a moment, cautious, “are we having dinner because you’re desperate for new students, or-”
She faltered, and finally- regrettably- said the first thing that came to mind. “Or are you interested in my purl… stitch.”
(The yarn shop AU no one asked for!)
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- Part 1 of knitting au
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Cas has been staying with Dean for a week, and while they have sometimes stayed dressed long enough to go out to dinner, tonight feels like their first real date: a bad movie at Dean's bookstore and drinks after with his staff. Well, and some shenanigans in between.
(Fourth in a series starting with Good Books, Bad Movies.)
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- Part 4 of Good Books, Bad Movies
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Somewhere a Clock is Ticking by seven league boots (memphis)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
20 Aug 2018
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This is a story about time travel, lost memories, growing up broken, ukulele lessons, peanut butter banana sandwiches, and a stuffed hippo named Patches.
This is also the story of how James Griffin saved the world, but couldn't stop his parents from falling in love.
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Bookmarked by CherryCakex
06 Jan 2019
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fluff and angst and sex jokes
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Marinette was pregnant. In her fourth month precisely.
And it was a living in hell. Fourteen weeks of endless horror.
Don’t get her wrong, she was absolutely overjoyed that she was carrying little miracle in her belly, but during those four months her life was filled with morning sickness which lasted the entire day, mood swings and swelling of random parts of her body.
And there was this Ladybug biz too.Bookmarked by fangirl_xoxoxoxoxo
07 Dec 2018
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I love this pregnant Marinette fic it is really well written!!
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“Attached to your neck is a collar that will inject a poison into your jugular vein two days from now. Forcibly removing the device will also trigger the poison. Somewhere on this island is the antidote.”
His hands reached up to his neck and he felt the cool metal of the collar.
“Live or die. Make your choice.”