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    All summer, Kellah has been tormented by her parents. To escape, she must return to Hogwarts. Once the Walter Aragon Wizard Chess Tournament is announced at the school, everyone is eager to join the team. It was all going so well until the Chamber of Secrets opened and Harry Potter dashed the hopes of a normal school year.

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    Harry felt something touch both sides of his head, gripping it tight enough to be uncomfortable, but not so tight as to hurt — or perhaps he was so used to pain that it didn't register. This time, he did try to scream, but the sound came out muffled, eaten by the darkness as soon as it emerged. The thing around his head grew warmer. When it was hot enough that he thought it would leave his skin red and raw, the first images started flashing in his mind.

    They appeared faster and faster, one image after another, flickering in front of his eyes. When the last of the images faded from sight, the darkness was back to being just that — dark. The feeling of not being alone was gone, as was the heat around his head. All Harry was left with were the memories of a life he hadn't yet lived, and the sneaking suspicion that things would never be the same.

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    When Harry is 10, Death visits, leaving behind memories of what things would've been like without intervention. What will change with this new knowledge? Everything.

    A somewhat slow-moving, cozy fix-it fic spanning all 7 years. Updates sporadic; I post as soon as I'm done writing.

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    77/?
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    "I'm all right!" Harry stood up and waved frantically at the keepers with his right hand. He would have used his left as well, but there was a dragon egg glued to it.

    He did a double take. Nope, that was definitely a dragon egg. Only, this egg didn't look like the other eggs anymore. Instead of being off-white, it was a dark silver with swirling black designs etched into it. But somehow... Harry knew that the designs were runes, and that they were there because of him.

    "It is beautiful." Ignis said approvingly. "My egg chose well."

    "The egg chose me?" Harry asked in wonder.

    "Yes."

    Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this results in him bonding with one of her eggs as a Draconus Amicus. Watch as Harry navigates his new status, makes new friends, and discovers new enemies. Of course, Luna is involved and regularly breaks Hermione's brain along the way. And... Fred has a thing for McGonagall? Who knows.

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    23/?
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    251
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    “Harry Potter.”

    The cold burrowed into his flesh, the scent of cloying death and molding earth clogged his senses.

    “The Boy Who Lived.”

    A strange sense of loss and disappointment rose within him. That brilliant, yet cruel boy could’ve been so much more if he’d not stepped down this bloodied path.

    Terrible, but great. He pitied this creature.

    “Come to die.”

    Harry Potter faced the flash of green light with the bravery of a Gryffindor and the broken heart of a Hufflepuff.

    ---

    When Death gives Harry a third option, one that can save everyone he ever cared about, he takes it unflinchingly. Even when that means doing the impossible: falling in love with the enemy, Tom Riddle.

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    28/118
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    While the wizarding world struggles with the return of Voldemort, Harry struggles with the death of Sirius and his own out of control magic. His summer before 6th year is unlike any other as he trains alongside the Order, grows close to Severus Snape, of all people, and learns of an unfathomable fate assigned to one Draco Malfoy, a fate he is determined to stop. As the world falls apart, it seems Harry's life may finally come together.

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    13/?
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    “‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?

    “Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.

    “Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.

    “Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”

    The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.

    Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.

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    The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Queue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.

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    6/?
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    "Decree 29 is hereby granted by the Ministry...allowing severe punishment to be given to students at Hogwarts who seem incapable of staying in line."

    Jessica Clarke wakes up in the hospital one day, scared and confused. Two men in robes sit beside her, informing her that she was involved in a dangerous attack, ending in her torture...and her auntie's death. A strange old man interrupts them, with talk of a magical school and an organization called the Order Of The Phoenix.

    Under their protection, she’s given one mission in exchange for the Orders help in solving her auntie’s murder: Keep Harry Potter and his friends safe.

    However, when term starts and new rules come into play, her friends give her the cold shoulder. When Slytherin's finest and the new Defense Against The Dark Arts Teacher give her a warm welcome, she must choose between what is right...and what is easy.

    This a slow burn mystery that turns to smut.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    When Voldemort and Harry find each other at the Battle of Hogwarts, their magic collides in an explosive duel that ends with Harry panicking and somehow managing to disapparate them all over the globe in an astounding feat of accidental magic. This somehow ends in them traveling not just to a new place, but rather, a new time. Ancient times, to be exact.

    Or, the one where Harry and Voldemort are stuck in the way-way past and have only each other to depend on. Harry is so not going to make it out of this alive, is he?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    34
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    3
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    Severus finds himself thinking back on a hazy memory from the night he almost died in the shack, a memory filled with blood, tears, and Potter's voice. Meanwhile, Harry takes it upon himself to try and strike up a friendship with the man who saved his life countless times.

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    6/8
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    1,378
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    A Quartet made of The chosen one, The brightest witch of her age, The bravest Gryffindor Hogwarts had ever seen, and The Seer. All, destined to take down one of the most powerful dark wizards known to the wizarding world. Y/n Lupin, a witch who lived with her uncle in a small cottage in rural Scotland...They spent their days in the overgrown field that surrounded them, Having a cup of tea in the local cafe, Rummaging through bookstores...Learning how to suture and stitch, Bandage, and heal wounds. Just a few of those things were secrets she kept from her friends...and she was keeping a lot.

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    After that fateful Halloween night in which the Dark Lord fell, instead of ending up on the Dursley’s doorstep, in a strange twist of fate, Harry Potter ended up on the front porch of St Martha’s Orphanage. 30 years into the future.

    And when Harry Potter ended up back in his own time, well Harry could confidently say that he did not want to deal with Palpatine from Wish and whatever twinkly-eyed Gandalf wanted with him. Now if only they’d leave him alone and let him grind the Candy Crush leaderboard in peace.

    But hey, the whole magic thing was pretty cool, he guessed.

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    In which Harry Potter knows more than he should and just happens to be a snarky guy who lives to confuse the shit out of others.

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    7/?
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    Violet’s fourth year ends, Voldemort is resurrected, and she is sent back to the Dursleys, where she really starts to notice how much of a hold Dumbledore has over her life. When she arrives to Grimmauld Place, Violet isn’t quite as forgiving as everyone expected her to be. She ends up spending a lot of time holed up in a cozy study that she finds out once belonged to Sirius’ dad, Orion Black. When a portrait in the room starts talking to Violet she ends up discovering more about herself and the magical world than she had in the past four years. Due to a magical mishap Violet ends up being sent back in time to the 1940’s where she is known as a Peverell and has to deal with all that comes along with that, as well as becoming a classmate of both a young Orion Black and a young Tom Riddle.

     

    Will be changing this description very soon!

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    After the sorting of 5th year, the wizarding world (All of them... even the death ones) are summoned to Hogwarts to watch something by Lord Death. They will react to their Alternate Universe, the TCF universe. Unknown to them, Harry and Cale have some bonds. What will happens next?

    Warning : I don't own Harry Potter and TCF, and English isn't my first language

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    4/?
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    It's always been Harry and Tommy, Tommy and Harry- two peas in a pod, partners in crime, blood brothers. What does it matter if one of them is actually the ghost of a dead boy?

    (Not really sure where this will go, suggestions are welcomed!) //Irregular Updates//

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    3/?
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    Malarky 101

    A collection of fulfilled #peculiar prompts on Tumblr.
    What is a Peculiar Prompt?
    Why, it's a prompt.
    And it's peculiar.

     
    This will be a never-ending endeavor. Posts will be uploaded in batches, as to not annoy subscribers.

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    65/?
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    Before throwing a ten years old Harry Potter out, Petunia calls the only magical person she knows. Severus Snape was not thinking that, this, was ''Lily's trash" that he was supposed to ''take out''.
    Harry is an adorable sassy little shit, and a bloody traumatized one, so of course, Snape grow found of him and decide to keep him !

    It is not all fun and game, though, there is a war in a world that barely recovered from the last one... Choices were made that some adults will have to answer for, especially when they try to throw Harry at their mess to try and fix it.

    Eventual romance but it will take it sweet time.

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    2/?
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    34
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    8
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    Unable to go to Hogsmeade Harry channels his inner Hermione and decides to read an old book, "Chronicles of Temporal Threads". What's the worst that could happen?

    This is my first fic so feedback is appreciated!

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
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    13
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    2
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    204
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    AU! Set after fourth year Harry had enough of the wizarding world, they want to kill him, Harry ran away to Japan and go to U.A. Everything was all right, until Harry and the class have to go to Hoggy Warty Hogwarts. How does Harry take the news?

    WARNING: English is my second language, I didn't own Harry Potter nor BNHA 🥲

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    2
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    56
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    15
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    2,197
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    Harry is Minister Riddle’s secret sugar baby. What confuses him is why the Minister hasn’t fucked him yet, despite buying him a whole host of clothes that, if the way Minister Riddle stares at him is anything to go by, make him look extremely fuckable.

    Gaunt stepped over the threshold authoritatively, demandingly, like he owned the place. “Might I ask what you are doing here, young man?”

    Young man? Was he serious? Gaunt could only be around forty, but he sounded positively geriatric. “Delinquenting,” Harry replied, gesturing expansively at the dummies. “Can’t you tell?”

    “‘Delinquenting’ isn’t a word,” Malfoy put in.

    Harry blinked at him innocently. “Sorry, I don’t speak sycophant.”

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    English
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    13,540
    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    388
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    2,188
    Bookmarks:
    626
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    18,838
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    Harry Potter wkracza w drugi rok nauki w Hogwarcie otoczony mocą, sojusznikami, wrogami, tajemnicami, które szepczą do niego z murów zamku oraz przeszłością, która nie daje mu spokoju.

    Severus Snape przygotowuje się na kolejny rok utrzymywania przy życiu najbardziej chaotycznego dziecka, jakiego kiedykolwiek miał (nie)szczęście spotkać.

    Witam na roku drugim.

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    Polski
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    34,616
    Chapters:
    9/25
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    351

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