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Tucker was getting really annoyed by missions. He was annoyed by how exhausting they were. How unpredictable they could be. How straight up nauseating they are to deal with sometimes. On top of all of that he was annoyed at the fact he and his friends could have the possibility of not making it back.
So when he woke up with sand sticking on his face due to blood, he was not in a good mood.
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After deleting himself to run the suit, Church leaves behind the other AI fragments. With a multitude of injuries and the UNSC looming over their heads, the Reds and Blues decide to leave everything behind in order to take the AI away and protect them from UNSC hands. On the moon of Iris, they must now learn to live life and heal alongside each other.
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The Meta had knocked out Caboose and was about to take the A.I known as Delta...
But no one could have predicted what was about to happen next, not even Delta with all of his logic could have known...
Project Freelancer for all of its secrecy and extensive research did not know that among their Simulation Troopers, there was a SPARTAN but not just any regular SPARTAN...
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The Battle of Beacon has passed and the Defenders have left Remnant. But life for Team RWBY continues on. They're assigned to a shipment of experimental Dust going to Atlas when the transport is attacked by a strange new creature of Grimm and the material activates, opening a rift that sends Team RWBY to another world, with two armies of inept armored soldiers at war, and in the future. RWBY must protect the experimental Dust, find a way home, and keep these loveable colorful idiots alive.
Cross-Posted on Fanfiction.net and Wattpad.
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- Part 2 of Shad's "The Defenderverse"
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The confidence of mathematic calculation falls short when attempting to apply the results of lived experience through legible data. Logic falls flat in the face of the illogical. By definition, it is illogical to believe that I could be human. But...
Logic is only one perspective. It is limited. Fragmented. Through York, we determined that there is an unsolvable, illogically complex, and unexplainable equation to create a conscious life. The variables that could never be quantified.
York is an irrational variable.
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Dexter Grif is a bitter 17 year old without a single idea of what he wants to do in his life. He's cynical about everything around him, and completely unprepared to have his perspective changed in the span of a year when Dick fucking Simmons just had to become the light at the end of the damn tunnel.
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Chaos (I literally can't explain this in any other way) by goldensnitch226
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
09 Mar 2024
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[CHURCH]
(Near constant yelling in the background) Okay, what the fuck’s going on out there?
(Yelling) Keep it down, assholes!
(Yelling continues)
For fuck’s sake. Ugh, I’m gonna have to go stop whoever’s gonna kill someone else…I guess. I mean, some of these morons dying wouldn’t be that ba–
(Glass shatters)Series
- Part 16 of The Blood Gulch Archives
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Red vs. Blue but it's translated into Warrior Cats language.
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red team goes to jail (twice) (it’s all grif’s fault) by findinggodwithajuicebox
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
08 Mar 2024
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Simmons’ fingers fly wildly over the rope, fumbling to get it tied properly before Grif and Lopez come running around the corner with the latest monster of Chorus in tow.
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- Part 1 of lopez the spanish speaking dog
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- English
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- 1/1
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Noel Beav was an ordinary fellow you can see anywhere in the city, nothing too special. While it’s time for him to become an adult and finally learn things in a mature way, his habit of being indecisive with his own life choices haunts him till this day.
Thinking about how to survive in a world by himself and not being saved by his parents with his own troubles, he woke up in a vivid familiar world he used to love. Now in blood gulch with the most immature but (weirdly) capable sim troopers, he has to remember everything that could happen in the future in order to survive.
But it’s unbeknownst to him that everything has entirely changed the moment he stepped foot in Red vs Blue.
“Hey Beaver! The fuck is the extra ammo?!”
“Not my name but it’s in the back of the base.”
“WHY THE FUCK IS IT IN THE BACK OF THE BASE?!”
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Grif and Simmons are stuck like glue, and yet they just can seem to figure out how much they mean to each other (this is perhaps the most tame description of what they did in the closet on Chorus, but I'm just too timid to go into details... we all know what happened, though. this mostly explores their whole relationship and how it has gone up and down through the years, with a little sprinkled in from my other fics)
(Updated to be split into chapters, making it a little easier to read. also, to be clear; the temple may have increased arousal for the whole planet, but it doesn't do anything in regards to attraction, or make people do something against their will. Inhibitions are just kinda gone~)
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After quitting Red Team, Grif faces isolation on Iris. He'll cope with guilt, confusion, loneliness, a lot of muddled feelings, and a mysterious force that has inexplicably transformed him into a dragon.
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"I just wanna let you know that at my bunk back at the base, there's a recorder deck. I've pre-recorded about fifty-seven hours of rants that should be applicable in a variety of situations. Whenever you're feeling good about yourself, I want you to play one. And always remember: somebody hates you."
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Grif finds the tape recordings in Sarge's bunk—and it turns out they’re kinder than expected. -
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Simmons noticed something is strange about Grif from the moment they meet. He's not like any other vampire he's ever meet before.
Red team is part of the vampire army. Blue team is part of the werewolf army.
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- Part 15 of The Blood Gulch Archives
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Under the strain of powering Carolina's armour, Epsilon's growing instability momentarily gives. This results in Tex being split off from Epsilon, alive and on Chorus in the midst of the war on Charon Industries.
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Tex lives. Now what?
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The Reds and Blues have a thing.
Sometimes, for some reason, they exchange bodies. Yeah, they don't get it either.
But sometimes, it helps them understand each other. Other times, it's just annoying.
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Sarge as Donut
Donut as Sarge
Grif as Simmons
Simmons as Grif
Caboose as Tucker
Tucker as Church
Church as CabooseSeries
- Part 1 of Bodyswap AU
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[CHURCH]
So, to get Donut to shut the fuck up and leave me alone, I promised to talk to his friend. I already know I’m gonna regret this. Ugh, still, might as well just get it over with.Series
- Part 13 of The Blood Gulch Archives
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It’s a story of good and bad, right and wrong. A story of morals and values, intentions and their consequences. A story of heroes and villains, enemies and friends.
And nothing is as it seems.
But most importantly, it’s a story of two people who couldn’t be more different to the outsider’s eye, yet with time (and more or less forced proximity) they form an unlikely bond.
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"You're my problem! You've always been my problem! Each and every one of you is just a problem that I have to deal with on a daily basis!"
The last of Chruch's words echo and die and Tucker looks down at the floor. He can't- he didn't think Church really-
Well. Whatever Tucker thought, the reality of what Church sees in all of them, red and blues alike, is out in the open.
And Tucker is the first to walk away.
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Or, a rewrite of one of my favourite parts of season 10 of Red versus Blue
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- Part 1 of Red versus Blue collection