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    “WHAT THE HELL!?” shouted Seojun as she took in the sight in front of her. Seven men, too familiar for her liking, were standing in front of her with one of them holding a Mario figurine like a weapon. The men flinched as Seojun grabbed her phone from the nightstand and stood opposite them. “WHAT THE HELL!?” she repeated. Her brain had stopped working. Why the fuck were the seven men around her Bangtan? The Bangtan. The one she loved and idolized! What in the fucking world was going on?

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    Han Seojun, a 16-year-old, has always had a hard life and has struggled a lot. Her past haunts her every day, but she refuses to give in and fights against it. She has always been prepared for anything life throws at her but what she was not prepared for was joining her favorite idols Bangtan after being scouted by their manager on her way back from school. Fate proved to have something good for Seojun but to achieve that, she had to learn to love herself and lower the walls she had built around herself. She had to let them in.

    Next Update on: 21st May 2021

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    Living in Mitras with all the luxury one could wish for was the dream of many, but for you it was a nightmare; a cage that each day felt smaller, crushing down all your hopes behind its golden bars.

    Today was supposed to be another dull day, having the same brain-melting conversations, pretending to be someone you were not, smiling at people who didn’t care about you…

    That wasn’t the life you wanted, but what else could you do? Your fate was settled… until a thug from the Underground broke into your house and gave you the strength to take control of your own life and send destiny to hell. Running away from a loveless marriage and a pampered life, you got a lot more that you bargained for: a new family, new friends, a new life, a new love.

    Your story with Levi had a rough and unusual start, but your paths led both of you to the same direction, one that you chose and never regretted.

    Updates on Mondays! (hopefully)

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    In this "what-if", Miracle Queen didn't happen. At least, not the way it was in canon.

    What if Chloe had a talk with Ladybug, that explained why she didn't give her the Bee Miraculous during Love Eater?
    What if she didn't accept to be Hawkmoth's queen, in his twisted game?
    Let's see what those decisions change a lot, shall we?

    (the first chapter is the one proposed in another fic I did about Miracle Queen, the rest would be the continuation of this old "what-if", like a more developped story, instead of one chapter)
    (since season 4 is coming, I added a few things in this story to be able to continue this what-if depending on what would happen in season 4)

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    Kenny agreed to take care of Levi until Kuchel returned, but things get a little dangerous when an old friend shows up at his door, needing dire protection from those who want to kill him.

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    Year 843.

    42th Expedition Outside The Wall.

    Far, far away from Wall Maria; in a sun bathed forest glade; stood a magnificent tree. Its roots travelled all to way through the surrounding bushes; and its branches, let little light show through its foliage.

    But that's not what Squad Leader Erwin and his comrades stared at with glimmering eyes. No, it was something much more endearing; much more intricate.

    They were beaming at the beautiful young girl embedded in that tree. Her small body almost merged with the bark; where her long, luscious, wavy black hair fell.

    She just woke up from 2000, 13, or 24 years. She didn't know anymore.

    The only thing in her head was this man she wanted to protect. To embrace again. Levi Ackerman.

    //I TRY TO POST WEEKLY//

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    It's time for a new year at Hogwarts. Draco is most certainly sure it's going to suck. If a war criminal's worst nightmare is Azkaban and a teen's is school, then what is left for him? He knows that he has to do this, he doesn't exactly have another choice. What he doesn't know is that something, or someone, can make it all worth it.
     
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    Your ordinary teen romance, only not really

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    NOT FINISHED! FIC WORK AHEAD! STAY AWAY OR READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
    I WON'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE THINGS THAT WILL CHANGE ABOUT THE PLOT OVER TIME!

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    Mauricia.
    That was the girl’s name. Well, she wasn’t exactly a girl, wasn’t really a human. At least not anymore. Her lost soul wandered the world of the living, like it belonged there. And maybe once it did, but not for the past two years. For two years, she should not have been here. She was supposed to pass to a different world. Be an insignificant piece of another reality. But something held her. Something made her stay.

    The story about love. About misunderstanding. About hate. About good always winning over the evil.

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    "To the untrained eye, it’s completely undetectable, there’s so many lifeless creatures in this paddock, but I know a claimed soul when I look at one."

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    After a mix-up in the ministry at the end of Harry's 4th year due to his underage Patronus Charm. Harry ends up getting 'expelled' from Hogwarts. This means he re-joins as a new student and has to get re-sorted by the sorting hat.

    Also on wattpad - thatonelastbraincell

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    A refugee-turned-hero attempts to record their story in their own words. Badly. How well does a soul recall their own life when the Echo fills their memory with other people's?

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    [ALTERNATE ROUTE]

    It's been a year since Hope's Peak opened its latest Department, and the Reserve Course has advanced its interests with the help of its Student Council. Unfortunately, the inhumane pace of progress has caused controversy among the school's departments. Discrimination has upgraded. Hope's Peak has implemented several policies to remedy the issue, but it merely delays the inevitable.

    Convinced by unmentionables, Hinata Hajime remains in the Reserve Course. (The Hope Cultivation Plan continues to increase its body count.) He also mustn't forget about the Ultimate Gamer.

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    Sirius is depressed at a party. Remus is majestically sarcastic.

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    Mahra Parel was a strange child. Diagnosed as an old soul, she is ruled by her intuition and her unusual sense of prevision. She's always had an uncanny ability to predict the future, though her gut never makes sense until after the fact. Quickly coming to terms with her gifts, she decides that she's going to help save the world. At least, she would like to. Mahra has no idea what the threat is, only that it's coming. Soon.

    SEMI-HIATUS, not abandoned, just ADHD

    Inspired by the reincarnation MGiT fic, Sky Touched by AntlersandFangs, because I flipping love it

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    Orenda (n.) - a mystical force present in all people that empowers them to affect the world, or change their own fate or destiny.

    War was unleashed and there’s nothing he could do about it, nothing. Not until… he found out he was the villain in his own story. And the one to teach him was someone with the bloodline he was taught his entire life to hate, the man who killed his father, the man that he came to execute : Levi Ackerman.

    Marley vs. Paradis but this time there are no titans, only a twisted truth that will be unraveled by two unlikely allies that nobody will expect. And they will use that as their deadly advantage.

    -updated on Sunday’s & Wednesdays-

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    headcanons from tumblr. personal favorites will be marked with a *

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    She had looked at the boy, then, and felt the loneliness fade away, its claws pulled themselves out of her thin skin, the weight lifted itself off her chest and the only gravitational pull she felt was him. It was also then that she wished she believed in some sort of an afterlife, a place where they would always meet again: a place where the air itself was made of fluorescent light that would melt their souls into one.

    This is my love letter to Banana Fish and Shorter Wong.

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    “We are problems that want to be solved
    We are children that need to be loved
    We were willing, we came when you called
    But man, you fooled us, enough is enough, oh”

    When VR becomes a bit more Reality then most people are comfortable with, my new family and I have to fight through monsters of all shapes and sizes to free hundreds of people from a death trap my sister and I unknowingly helped create. It’s a good thing warzones and people trying to stop and/or kill me at every turn isn’t anything new to me. In fact I think this will be kinda nostalgic and fun for me and Cat. Nothing like the threat of death to bring families together.

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    Kurt is in the midst of a battle with the raging tempest in and outside his mind.

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    When Alethia Stahl is thrown into the world of Game of Thrones, she´s super excited to be part of the fictional world she adores so much. That is, until she realizes how shitty medieval times actually are. Nonetheless, she makes her way through Westeros and even teaches Jon some Gen Z slang on the way.

    What first seems as an uncomfortable adventure turns out to be so much more for Alethia... but growth of charcater isn't easy to gain

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    The evolution of Sam and Bucky’s relationship (told in no particular order) as told through some angsty and fluffy moments/one-shots.

    1. Sam takes care of Bucky
    2. Bucky gets shot
    3. Bucky is poisoned
    4. Bucky thinks being stubborn and hiding an injury is a good idea (it isn't)
    5. Bucky is exhausted and collapses
    6. Sam thinks Bucky is an idiot and Bucky thinks Sam is an idiot. Turns out they're just idiots in love with each other.
    7. Sam gets hurt protecting Bucky
    8. Bucky has a nightmare and Sam is there to comfort him
    9. Bucky is sick. Sam takes care of them. They discuss family.
    10. Sam's pov if he was there when Bucky was freed from the trigger words
    11. Set during ep. 3, Bucky takes the brunt of the explosion in the lab to protect Sam
    12. Bucky didn't get up during that fight in ep. 5
    13. sambucky first date
    14. Fury sends Bucky on a mission and Sam is left to pick up the pieces
    15. With you 'till the end of time
    16. Sam takes Bucky to meet Sarah and the boys
    17. An alternate, happier ending to With you ('till the end of time) ch15
    18. Sam is sick and Bucky takes care of him
    19. A mission gone very wrong

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