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    It’s been three years since SBURB, and John’s friends have acclimated to the new environment they have found themselves in. They’re able to live happily, even if true normalcy isn’t a possibility. John, however, hasn’t quite been able to adapt quite like his friends. Even if the other’s stories are far from over, John has been left much farther behind by the narrative. But now? Now it’s time to catch him up.

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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    Sometimes things get to be a bit too much.

    [5 times Dave has an anxiety attack in the Brighter Days verse]

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    It's Saturday night and you're at an unfamiliar house.

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    DAVE: no seriously
    DAVE: it can literally do anything
    DAVE: like
    DAVE: talk to anything drive anything calculate anything
    DAVE: this thing is smart as fuck
    DIRK: Can it make babies and play football?
    DAVE: yeah dude totally

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    A retelling of the 2018 thriller, Upgrade, because everything is Homestuck. A good old fashioned high-tech revenge fantasy romp around a city that runs on machines in the near future; complete with AI, Striderian angst, and run on sentences, just like Mama used to make. (Updates on Tuesdays!)

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    Dirk Strider has to kill Jake English.

    He's not the only one. Won't be the last. He has no choice if he wants to keep his brother alive, and for that, he would do anything the world asked of him.

    Jake English has to keep them alive.

    He never asked to be a leader, just wanted to make sure his friends had enough to stay on their feet.

    It's too late to turn back now.

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    a thrilling spinoff of the bee movie, ft esoteric pixie bf

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    10/?
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    Dave Strider has always lived his life fighting in the war that took America by storm years ago when the initial nuclear bombs dropped, destroying the country. In a near-death experience, he meets a new and much more sheltered species. He finds himself living a life he never imagined existed in the world that he lived in now, but there he was, growing soft for a boy who had no idea of the troubles and navigation of the overworld.

    (Warnings may change over time, so please check the tags. They include things such as domestic abuse, child abuse, claustrophobia, mentions of blood and gore, and there will probably be mentions triggering emetophobia.)
    Thank you for reading! Y'all are the best!

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    It all started like everything does in Homestuck on April 13, 2009 but the way it changed was that it never stopped.

    Or: A story based off the Infinite Loops project with all the chaos and shenanigans that follow

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    Meat or Candy? Those two choices simply weren't good enough; it's time for something new. Something healthier.
    CANDY - sweet, but empty and unfulfilling. nice in the moment, but ultimately unhealthy
    MEAT - raw, juicy, fulfilling, but leaves a bad feeling in your stomach and a shitty taste in your mouth. might make you sick later.
    SALAD - fulfilling and tasty, and actually fucking healthy to consume! it's something you brought, something you wanted; it's your own path.

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    You don't go to parties often.

    Lookin' at the sky, thinkin' it could all be mine
    All we got is memories, so what the fuck is time?

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    Dave and Karkat participate in the school musical. Karkat is the director, and Dave is cast as the lead.

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    In which Rose and Kanaya are apprehensive and fragile about everything.

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    just small works that come to mind whenever, idk just whatever scratches my brain nicely
    Also yes I’m projecting so hard in some of these, I don’t want to hear it

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    1/?
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    A President and a comedian-turned-Rebellion-leader walk into a bar. Well, not a bar, but it's the President's office. And the President is the only one doing any walking in. It's unclear what the Rebellion leader is actually doing there or how he got in, but if this is a specific joke, there better be one hell of a punchline.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020, updates on Sundays.

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    All of these are posted separately on my page if you ever want to look at a specific one, but I would prefer to have them all in one place and am having trouble adding them to a collection after they've been published. Any necessary warnings will take place in the beginning notes, along with a short summary of the piece. All of these stories are strictly Davekat and other minor ships as background characters, but it will focus on Dave and Karkat no matter what! Hope you enjoy!

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    18/?
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    Roxy has a talk with herself. This fic brought to you by listening to the song of the same name by Two Door Cinema Club for like three days straight last summer. If pink Pesterlogs aren't your favorite thing, chapter 2 is the same fic in black plain text.

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    Dirk claims to not remember much about his life before Dave started living with him and Bro, or even much about the time shortly after that, but you think he's not telling the whole truth there.

    [some completely not nosy observations Rose makes about Dirk]

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    The sequel to CronusQuest. The following fanfiction contains coarse language and, due to its content, should not be read by anyone.

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    14/?
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    That's the thing, with the eight of you (or two, or four, depending on how you split up, or ten, or twenty, depending on how many people invite themselves over to your house). Together, you're a constellation. It doesn't take one star, but a multitude, and based on which ones are brightest in each season, the shapes in the sky are different

    Downstairs, Dirk and John and Jade are one part of a constellation right now, and you and Roxy are another, and Rose and Kanaya make a different piece, and all in one you make a galaxy, or a universe, or something unexpectedly simple, like a family.

    Roxy pinches your arm. “Cheesy.”

     

    After the game, they all fall into each other's orbits, one way or another.

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    3/?
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