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    Life in the city was never all that great for Dave; but when he moves out to the country to live with his aunt Rose, he finds out that he hates it there even more.

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    A group of best friends find an old, beat-up mascot costume and decide to host a funeral for it

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    Karkat Vantas, twenty-five, has absolutely nothing he'd ever dreamed of as a child.

    Well, at least he has a steady job, some decent friends, and he can forget about his shitty high school years. With all their drama, that whole "disappearing football star" deal, being bullied, and his own struggles over his self worth, high school is the last time of his life that he'd like to remember. And he'd be doing great at forgetting if it wasn't for the reappearance of a certain former football star and antagonist.

    It's been ten years since he last heard from Dave Strider—ten years since he'd even bothered to think about the self-important bastard. But here he is! The newest addition to his office and the fucker he now gets to sit next to. Every. Fucking. Weekday.

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    It’s your twenty fifth wriggling day, and as with the twenty four preceding it, you expect it to be uneventful. However, one Dave Strider is going to make sure it isn't.

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    All of these are posted separately on my page if you ever want to look at a specific one, but I would prefer to have them all in one place and am having trouble adding them to a collection after they've been published. Any necessary warnings will take place in the beginning notes, along with a short summary of the piece. All of these stories are strictly Davekat and other minor ships as background characters, but it will focus on Dave and Karkat no matter what! Hope you enjoy!

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    Dave leaves a journal for Karkat.
    (Minor spoilers for The Homestuck Epilogues: Candy)

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    That is the plot

    It takes place in a roleplay I made on Chicken Smoothie where I completely am prepared to make this a plot point.

    All the characters have been AUified

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    Rose Lalonde is a seer of high renown. Helping Guide her kingdom and its people into an age of healthy crops and little to no outside violence. So, her King tends to respect her wishes. even when she says she wants to face the great and mysterious evil that has somehow managed to completely overtake their Neighboring kingdom overnight.
    Harsh trials, vindictive rulers, misunderstood tyrants, and a possible war... Can Rose face them all and come out victorious?

    (this is a fun project that should update every once in a while, enjoy lovlies!)

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    Dirk Strider has to kill Jake English.

    He's not the only one. Won't be the last. He has no choice if he wants to keep his brother alive, and for that, he would do anything the world asked of him.

    Jake English has to keep them alive.

    He never asked to be a leader, just wanted to make sure his friends had enough to stay on their feet.

    It's too late to turn back now.

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    Karkat Vantas moved to Earth for his own safety and wants nothing more than to graduate college in peace. The universe has other plans.

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    The thing is, with Rose Lalonde, Roxy knows she’ll have to accommodate her as best she can.

    Well—Mom Lalonde. She knows she’s lost the right to Roxy, she lost that name the moment Rose plummeted to Earth on her meteor in early December, and now she’ll spend the rest of her days doing the best for her daughter.

    For Parentstuck Zine.

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    Trolls are brought back to life in the end and Eridan struggles to make his way through and to live normally.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you are definitely not freaking out.

    Nope. Not freaking out at all. Not a single ounce of freak-out up in this bitch. The freak-out detector is not emitting a single beep as it was rendered speechless by the sheer lack of freaking out in your body. You are the most calm and serene guy around the block. You might even go so far as to say you have basically achieved nirvana.

    (In which John is coming over, Dave has a deeply repressed crush on his best friend, and the Strider household is a great source of concern for everyone involved.)

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    Клип на песню "В руках великана" группы "Пикник".
    Видеоряд взят из вебкомикса "Homestuck" Эндрю Хасси.
    Материальной выгоды не извлекаю.

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    Your whole life, "I tried and now I'm getting older"
    Your whole life, "I tried and now I’m getting closer"

    - Oliver Tree, Miracle Man

    Years after the game ends, someone wakes up in a fridge.

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    A dead Dave turns the psychoanalytic tables on Rose, trying to get her to remember the circumstances surrounding his death, and to help her understand who she really is along the way. As Rose remembers more and more, other dream ghosts enter the same bubble, each adding their own, often conflicting, perspectives on the disastrous root timeline from which they all branched. It's up to her to find some sense in it all.

    Canon-divergent in-game fic exploring familiar Homestuck themes such as identity and memory, through variations on the GAME OVER timeline from the meteor kids' perspective(s). For those looking for this sort of thing, this is the thing you're looking for. Shameless Rosemary pandering without apologies. Updates highly irregularly. Tags will be added as characters and themes develop. Underage warning is for non-explicit mentions of out-of-scene activity in chs 27, 29, 31. Comments very welcome!

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    Inspired by medievalstuck by my friend the frog and fantasystuck by egosweetheart. :3

    The war between Prospit and Derse had ended and a treaty signed to prevent further destruction of the two kingdoms.
    The ruling royals of Derse have been dethroned and Amporas have taken over.
    Your name is Dirk Eloise Strider and you've just witnessed a coup from the Amporas and have been forced to flee.
    Your name is David Elizabeth Strider II and you've just escape your execution.
    You name is Rosette Elaine Lalonde and you just gotten news of the coup in your home kingdom.
    Your name is Cronus Ampora and you're escorting a mysterious seer/representative of Prospit to Derse.

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    The living room of Lalonde Manor was a popular hangout spot for many of the friend circle, old and new, for many reasons. For one, it was preposterously large, as was everywhere in Lalonde Manor, a gaudily oversized estate with cavernous interiors comparable to an actual water-hewn cave in the side of a mountain, open concept enough that privacy of voice was nearly impossible without a tiny little whisper. There were also the facts that Mom Lalonde was very free and loose with alcohol, perhaps slightly irresponsibly (although she always made sure she was sober and kept watch if any of Rose's friends wanted to steal a nip), and that Rose had a cat. Cats were fucking awesome. Correction, cats are fucking awesome.

    130/365

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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

    Featuring literally as many Homestuck characters as I can fit.

    Temporarily on hiatus due to IRL! Updates will return ASAP
    (Technically 23/365)

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    36/?
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    Dave Strider has always lived his life fighting in the war that took America by storm years ago when the initial nuclear bombs dropped, destroying the country. In a near-death experience, he meets a new and much more sheltered species. He finds himself living a life he never imagined existed in the world that he lived in now, but there he was, growing soft for a boy who had no idea of the troubles and navigation of the overworld.

    (Warnings may change over time, so please check the tags. They include things such as domestic abuse, child abuse, claustrophobia, mentions of blood and gore, and there will probably be mentions triggering emetophobia.)
    Thank you for reading! Y'all are the best!

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