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    Another one-shot from "Hello, My Dear."

    Once he was certain you were deeply asleep, he had dashed out to run an errand (it had been too long since he’d over-starched Guinan’s favorite hat). He admittedly had become distracted on the way back to your quarters (likewise, it had been too long since he had turned Picard’s fish into an Alterrean sea monkey), but how was he supposed to know your medication's primary function was to suppress the emetic chemoreceptors in your brain, and not prevent you from dreaming?

    Regardless, he had returned within a matter of minutes, assuming he would find you as he left you, still in a state of peaceful, drug-induced slumber.

    Well, he had been half-right. You were still asleep. But the nightmare had ensnared you again, and you were clawing at your chest as you frantically tried to fight off the eight-legged phantom attacking you in your sleep.

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    Alex Tyr Birch is an autistic girl who was ripped from her reality by an unknown entity.. Plunged into the Universe of her favorite television show, she try's to live among them..Unsure of how to get back home she settles into her new life. Steering them towards a better path.. whilst doing so she gains the curiosity of a Vulcan onboard.

    Little does she know the being that brought her to this new reality didn't account for her blossoming friendship with the resident Vulcan.

    What will happen to Alex? Will she ever get back home? Find out by reading!

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    Stories of the life and times of Q and his mortal more-than-just-a-friend, Ensign Reader. Because being omnipotent doesn’t mean a thing when it comes to relationships.

     
    The words, 'Hi, Captain' died in your throat before you had finished crossing the Ready Room threshold, along with all hope of this being an ordinary replicator repair job.

    Captain Picard was seated at his desk, wearing That Face and looking harassed.

    At least ten frogs had taken up residence throughout the room, croaking every so often as they hopped about.

    …and Q lounged on the couch, making a show of examining his nails and lying in wait.

    “Ensign!” he jovially exclaimed, sitting up as soon as he spotted you. “Come in, come in. Jean-Luc and I were just having a delightful discussion about upright hominids and amphibians…”

    He paused, and in a voice laced with equal parts velvet and malice, slyly finished:

    “…And you.”

    Goddamn it, why couldn’t it have been tribbles?

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    After the One Ring is cast into the fires of Morder, and the Dark Lord defeated, he slinks off to the Star Trek alternate universe and attempts to find refuge with The Q. They are not as accommodating as he had hoped.

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    James T. Kirk has always and will always be different. Always unwanted and undesirable. Always disposable.

    But this time someone has plans for him. Plans that involve two versions of Spock that love him. Even if one doesn't know he exists yet and the other doesn't truly understand how different two universes can be yet.

    Someone in the universe is bored and it's not fun when you're eternal AND bored.

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    Q wants nothing more than to be intimate with his precious Jean-Luc, but his metaphysical powers keep getting in the way. A 5 + 1 bit of humor involving a lot of temporal repair and metaphysics.

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    “My, but we are in a bad mood today, aren’t we?” Q made a pouty face at Worf. “What’s wrong? Did we break our toy sword? Drink a little bit of prune juice that didn’t quite agree with us?”

    Worf ground his teeth together. “I have nothing to say to you. Go away.”

    Q’s facial expression became more serious, his eyebrows knitting together over his nose. “Or perhaps it’s that lovely Jadzia Dax that’s making us so irritable?”

     

    Worf had always known that he needed a Klingon woman to be truly happy. A relationship with Jadzia Dax could never, ever, possibly work. So why does the troublesome Q seem to feel differently?

    Tapestry Series.

    Originally posted to the K/S Archives, under my pen name "logicallyillogical"

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    Creating a cosmic playground is easy to do when doing the necessary steps at the right time. If you're a experienced Q.

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    The heroes of New Busan thought their colony was safe. They had vanquished so many of the Federation's threats, including god-like beings themselves. Just when they thought it was safe, more enemies make their appearance. You'd think the galaxy would have learned not to mess with the superheroes of the Federation, but no...

    Can the fractious team hold themselves together long enough to meet the new threats around them? Or will they let their petty squabbles and their new opponents tear them apart? Tune in for another smashing season of...Star Trek: COLONY!

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    He'd thought he would have more time before one of his enemies found him, and had a brief second to mull over the possibility that someone in the Continuum had gone out of their way to tell them where he was before the pain started and he lost the ability to think rationally anymore.

    The pain he had felt in his back earlier while in Engineering was nothing compared to this, and even though he knows it's futile, he can't stop himself from trying to brush the little particles of ionised gas which he instantly recognised as the Calamarain off him.

    They had sworn eternal vengeance against him which had been utterly laughable at the time, how in the cosmos did they think they could get revenge on a Q? Now he had a horrible feeling that he was about to find out exactly what kind of revenge they had planned.

    A short Q fanfiction: a missing scene for ST:TNG episode Deja Q (S3, E13), set between the first Calamarain attack in Ten Forward and the subsequent meeting with senior staff in the Conference Room afterwards.

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    Your name is Dew Dolor. You're an El-Aurian librarian aboard the USS Enterprise. You're good friends with Guinan (duh), and your job is pretty unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Imagine how surprised you are when Q shows up, and he specifically requests your help to find a certain object. Will you ever really understand him?

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    The last time we were together, I hurt his feelings. I spoke quickly, in an effort to get out the door and go back to the bridge. I don’t even remember what I said. As usual, I was stressed and irritable, and I took it out on the one being in the universe who uses every power at his disposal to make my life better, easier, more exciting, more colorful. He eases my many burdens, and I pushed him away without a second thought.

    A distracted and tired Picard has hurt Q's feelings, and is on a search to find him and make things right.

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    Now I am in the Garden of Eden, and before me he stands. He is in front of a giant tree, his hands held out, his palms open. I breathe in the air, verdant and sweet. I walk towards him and the grass dips softly beneath my feet.

    “What do you think, Jean-Luc? Shall we enjoy the forbidden knowledge?” He holds a shiny pink apple in his hand, offers it to me as though he were Eve.

    A magical evening between a Captain and his favorite entity, explorations of physical form and metaphysical location.

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    Sometimes I know when he’s coming, most of the time I don’t. Tonight is the latter. I’m in my quarters, changing for bed, and then something shifts in the air.

    “Q?” I call out. I hear nothing. Then my thoughts turn. It’s all in my head. This mission is getting to me. I’m tired. I should sleep.

    I turn the sheets down, climb into bed. This is always the worst part of my day, the time when my mind descends into worry and dread, replaying everything I regret in my life. I push past it. I breathe in. I inhale for four, hold for four, I breathe out for eight. I’m finally calm. I’m almost asleep, and then I’m not alone.

    “Jean-Luc,” he says directly next to my ear, out of nowhere. I’ve grown accustomed to it. I no longer startle when he does this.

    I turn towards him and his mouth is on mine. He tastes like rosewater. He cradles my face with both his hands, and I see the blue and purple swirls of the Meshin Nebula.

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    To annoy Picard, Q snatches a 9-year-old autistic girl from 2008 and drops her on the Enterprise. She immediately takes to Data, who is unprepared for parenthood but quite willing to give it a try. Q finds himself oddly drawn to the child as well. Trickster, android and child find themselves learning from one another about what it means to be human.

    Begins in early Season 3 and will continue through Season 7 and, hopefully, the movies.

    A tale of found family, shenanigans, and being imperfectly human.

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    Q seeks relationship advice from the Enterprise's resident expert: Data.

    (A one-shot from “Hello, My Dear”)

    “Commander Riker often uses gifts as a means of communicating his remorse to Counselor Troi after committing a transgression,” Data remarked.

     Q let out a noncommittal hum and absently scratched Spot behind one ear.

    “A trend I have also observed is that the scope of the perceived transgression often stands in direct correlation to the gift itself,” Data added, still trying to be helpful. “Not necessarily with regard to physical size, but rather grandiosity.”

    “So what you’re saying is if Riker made passionate love to Beverly in the middle of Sickbay under the guise of empirical research, giving Deanna ten chocolate sundaes as penance wouldn’t cut it.”

    “Correct.”

     

    Q’s eyes narrowed.

     

    “What about twenty chocolate sundaes?”

    Data started to answer, paused in thoughtful consideration, then shook his head again.

    “I believe twenty chocolate sundaes would also be insufficient.”

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    Morty's life is forever changed when he meets another version of himself on the streets of his dimension. This Morty is everything the original is not: cunning, posh, articulate, and he possesses a distinct sense of fashion. How will Morty react to his doppelganger's mysterious proposition? And how does Rick fit into this? Read to find out.

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    Picard asks you, an Ensign, to do a security check, which should be simple, but a direct order most likely means a promotion is in the works. Q bugs you and asks you some questions while you're checking up on things. He wants to help out, but in a very Q manner. Some feelings come to his mind, and he realizes his constant hijinks is because he cares about you so much. Just a oneshot.

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    Somewhere in another life, Q and Mariner would have been BFFs. This is not that life.

    (A one-shot from the story "Hello, My Dear")

     
    Q stood leaning in the doorway, smirking.

    "Omigod, you have friends now?!” Mariner exclaimed, jumping to her feet. “Hi! I’m Mariner, resident bad influence and BFF..."

    Her voice trailed off.

    Before you could stop her, she had swiped the spray bottle up and already taken aim.

    “No! Get out of here, Q!” she yelled, spritzing him right in the face. “Shoo!”

    “Wait!” you wheezed, “I can explain!”

    She managed to fire off another couple of rounds before you finally wrestled the bottle away from her.

    "You guys know each other?” you panted, shoving yourself between them.

    “He did some redecorating when the Quito was docked at Deep Space Nine,” she answered, glaring.

    “Au contraire,” Q retorted as he furiously swiped the water from his eyes. At that moment he bore a distinct resemblance to a wet, angry cat. “Turning a space station into a Cardassian chandelier hardly counts as 'redecorating.’”

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    What happens when Q gets bored?

    Well, it's pretty simple. He gets a Senator from Naboo, and a Jedi Knight, and sends them off to pester Jean-Luc Picard, of course!

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