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    They don’t have covetousness with each other, especially not for something as trivial as this. Still. Joe pretends the possessive curl of Nicky’s hand on his thigh is anything but performative, and it sends a shooting thrill down his spine.

    “Go on, wrap a hand around your pretty cock and tell me again how good he made you feel.” Nicky’s mouth is a taunting skewed line.

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    Joe and Nicky indulge in some dirty talk and masturbation.

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    Nicky left six months ago, and no one knows why—not even Joe. What they do know is that Nicky leaves a blood crime scene everywhere he goes. They’re always one step behind him, but this time they have a chance to catch up and Joe is convinced that if he can just get in the same room as Nicky, they can figure out what the hell is going on and make things right.

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    " 'As a matter of fact, I'm sure you have some mind-blowing stories to share,' Nile chuckles, batting her eyelashes for good measure, although with how dark it is outside, there's no way Andy can see it, even with the plump moon staring down at them.

    'I wouldn't even know where to start.'

    'How about I make it simpler? Historical figures. Top five. Go!' "

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    OR: Andy's top five hook ups with famous people and the ONE that got away.

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    “You like that?” Joe hissed to Nicky’s ear. “You like this cock, my love?”

    Nicky helplessly moaned to the pillow. Joe would need more than that.

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    “Oh, those fun boys?” Joe folded his arms, smiling, and Nicky was not prepared for the pain in his chest.

    “Yeah, those ‘fun boys’. Do you see yourself with them, Joe? Do you see yourself with anybody...different?”

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    Nicky is bitten by a werewolf while on a mission, and the team scrambles to find a way to help him.

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    Can it be her?

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    He's surprised when Joe's the one to suggest an outing at a nightclub, of all places, though Berlin's certainly the place for it.

    "I'm not getting dressed-up, eh?" he says, one hand flailing briefly between them, as if both making a pronouncement and asking Nicky his opinion at the same time.

    "Are we not?" Nicky prods.

    Joe scrunches up his face. "I'm taking your sweatshirt. The black one," he explains, chin tilting up maddeningly, as if to goad him into some action or thought Nicky cannot quite parse just yet.

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    Random snippets of Nile and Booker's relationship.

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    Then it's morning, delightful scents wafting from another part of the house. Andy's nose at the nape of her neck is warm and twitching.

    (Written for TOG Femslash Fortnight 2021: Spring Solstice Edition, Day 5: Showing Intimacy, Take Two. Very belated.)
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    "Do you want to know?" he half-whispers.

    "Of course," Joe replies straight away, eyes soft. The lines around them are one of Nicky's favourite things in the world.

    Nicky tells Joe about one of his dreams.
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    Arthur pauses and looks at their faces more closely. Recognition hits him like Cobb’s favorite fucking freight train. “Why are you all in my dreams?”

    Ms. Rare First Editions smiles. “Good. That makes this easier. My name’s Andy. We need to talk.”

    (or: HEY LOOK IT'S AN INCEPTION/THE OLD GUARD CROSSOVER WOOT)

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    Nicky is having the dream again.

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    It's sometimes accidental. Or... it starts that way, at least. But, more and more, excuses can be found. Passing a weapon. Seeking attention. More and more touch replaces speech, until neither needs the words anymore.

    (Written for TOG Femslash Fortnight 2021: Spring Solstice Edition, Day 5: Showing Intimacy. Very belated.)
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    1/1
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    anyway nile’s just there like why the fuck are you all making margaritas at ten AM it’s a tuesday and booker’s like “what’s tuesday” and andy’s like “time is an illusion”

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    11
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    He watches Joe clench his jaw and continue to stare ahead. Nicky's lips curl slyly, and he leans close to Joe's ear to mutter, "Did they compliment you?" Another hum, this one followed by a brief nod. "Good. Then you know."

    Swallowing heavily, Joe works his jaw for a long time before he asks, words brittle, "Know what?"

    Or, Joe can't take a compliment, but Nicky gives them to him anyway.
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    Nile and Booker have invited the team over for some vacation time in their new house. Because that's happening now. Nile and Booker have hours to fool around before the rest of the family arrives at dinner time.

    Murphy's Law has been abolished and Nile and Booker have nothing to worry about.

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    They play a card game that reminds Nile of Uno, only they play it with regular cards, weak cups of milky coffee in front of them. Andy shuffles them as she explains the particular rules here, and tells her it's called Macau, and stares off into the distance for a couple of seconds as she inevitably remembers various exciting adventures that involved the game. Nile likes to watch her face, all of their faces, as they recollect some instance so long ago that Nile knows few people alive today could have been around to witness it, if any. It's comforting to know that however long she may live the memories will keep accumulating, like playing cards in an ever-rising stack, face down except for when Nile flips them when she wants a glimpse of the past.

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    Compilación de drabbles sobre Joe y Nicky (La vieja guardia), tanto en tiempo presente como en algún momento de sus más de 900 años juntos.

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    Español
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    6/?
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    Technically, it's not barging in if you've been invited, regardless of the late hour. Then again, Nile is stretching the terminology here. But, on the other hand, she's pretty sure neither Joe nor Nicky would actually kick her out, especially when she's coming to them in need of urgent and very desperate help.

    Or: GIRL HELP! I've feelings for my immortal mentor-figure!
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    122
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    7
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    597

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