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    Peter Parker being an absolute mess drabbles

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    Tony macht bei Undercover Boss mit - und landet auch bei Peter.

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    The year is 1933.
    Crime in New York is flooding the streets.
    Politicians, cops, and law enforcers are corrupt.
    Amidst all this chaos, a 19 year old from Queens defies all odds.
    Look out, New York: there's a hero in town...

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    Andy Lauren is kinda weird. She goes to school, does graphic design. Pretty normal right? Besides the whole superhero thing, she's pretty normal. That is until a certain someone shows up to her life to make her join this weird superhero world. The only problem? She can't talk. She knows why, but does she really?

    That kinda makes no sense but also does. Read to find out more about Andy.

    Edit: New chapters every Thursday

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    *Basically it's my take of Hydra Peter*

    Peter Parker has been living in his own personal Hell for his whole life. He was born in a prison cell and experimented on by his own father like a lab rat until he was 3. That’s when they decided to kill both his parents.

    After that, Hydra gave him to the Red Room, to make the perfect Assassin, a better spy than even The Black Widow.

    At age 15 though, something happens that changes Peter’s life forever. He retaliates against his superiors and makes a break for America, where he can hopefully hide out and live the rest of his life in peace.

    With his luck though, that’s never gonna happen...

    *My take on Civil War, Homecoming, Infinity War, Endgame and Falcon & The Winter Soldier if Peter was an Assassin*

    *I don't own Marvel*

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    Tony Stark is the CEO of a leading technology company, Stark Industries. But many people don't know the other side of Tony Stark as the head of the Mafia in New York City. He built his network of syndicates known as the Avengers. Like any other mafia, his weaknesses are sought after by all his enemies. But Tony Stark is a mobster who has lost everything he has, this is what makes him arrogant, and never think twice when killing his enemy. Because there's nothing to protect.

    But what happened when he met a boy from Queens. The boy opens something in his heart, a hope to protect and make someone happy.

    This is gonna be a very complicated story.

    Updated every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday.

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    Aunt May dies, and Peter changes. His blood boils with rage. His fists get too bloody. His eyes have too much darkness. Now, he doesn't think of himself as a hero. Nope. He is 100% Vigilante. And he is surviving.

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    Peter Parker loves being Spider-Man. He's able to swing around New York, protecting his city from those who would do it harm. He and Spider-Man are one and the same. However, one day, a new entity joins them, and threatens to tear the duo apart.

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    So, Peter was supposed to go on a field trip, he gets stabbed by a poisonous knife, is home for a week, then isn't allowed to go. Instead he's a tour guide under a disguise. Will the class find out? Maybe... Maybe not... Also will Flash get murdered? Maybe... Maybe not...

    Pls comment on anything I need to fix, I love to hear constructive criticism, but also kudos and comment if u like it. <3

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    “I’m rewriting this script,” she grabs the stack of paper from the corner of her desk and lets it fall heavily on the surface between them, bent pages fluttering in the wind of it. “And I needed an excuse to completely gut it. Fully page one it.”

    “Alright,” he leans back in his chair, legs and arms both crossed defensively. “Then gimme your pitch.”

    “My pitch?”

    “That’s a thing in this world, right?” he motions broadly at the room. “Pitch me.”

    *

     

    OR: When indie film director Michelle Jones-Watson gets the chance to adapt beloved comic book hero Spider-Man into the next big summer blockbuster, she expects a lot of hurdles. She doesn’t, however, expect Spider-Man’s creator Peter Parker to be one of her greatest allies in vaulting them.

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    Peter Parker is absolutely fine. Never mind the fact that he's Spider-Man and dealing with an abusive uncle. Enter Tony Stark, The Avengers, an internship opportunity, and a homeless guy named Walt. Now we watch Peter try to keep everything a secret. Because that always turns out well.

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    Wait, hold on a second... How do stories usually go?
    Ah, yes!
    Once upon a time...there lived a good little spider.
    And what do good little spiders do?
    That's right, they spin webs to catch Tony Stark.

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    Tony Stark never thought he would start to get gray hair at only 48-years-old. Then along came a certain Spider-Baby that turned his whole entire world upside down.

    (Or: A series of unrelated IronDad ficlet prompts people send me. Enjoy!)

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    Kraken usually stays out of the Avengers' way, so much that most of them don't even know it exists. But when the Avengers learn about Siren, an enhanced operative, they start getting suspicious of how much Kraken has been hiding. Not to mention Huntress, a girl who doesn't seem to exist outside of Kraken.
    The Avengers Initiative might get two new recruits- or two new enemies.

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    Between his parent's divorce, and his breakup with golden-girl, Gwen Stacy - designated, on and off again, asshole - Harley Keener, finds himself feeling rather lost.
    But a chance encounter with Peter Parker - a boy he had only ever hated before now - begins to change that.

    Or, the Midtown High School AU inspired by the song: Black Sheep by Metric (Scott Pilgrim).
    In which Peter Parker might just be what Harley Keener needs to find even the smallest trace of happiness.

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    “So am I dead? In this universe, I mean.”

    Tony glances up sharply. “What? No.”

    Peter nods, biting the inside of his cheek as he tries to calm his quaking nerves. “Okay… so if I’m not dead, then where am I? And why are you all treating me like I’m some sort of criminal?”

    “Because here Spider-Man is a criminal,” Tony replies, unflinching. “And not just any common thief. A murderer.”

    Peter barks out a laugh, the corner of his lip turning up. “Yeah, right.” But the smile falters when Tony’s expression doesn’t change. “No way, no way would I ever–”

    “Oh, there’s a way, kid. Believe me,” Tony interjects. “The other you, my Peter? He bought himself a one-way ticket to the Raft. Been there for months.”

    “No way,” Peter repeats with a croak. He looks down at his cuffed hands, feeling numb. “It’s a mistake. It has to be.”

    Tony huffs out a humorless guffaw, and Peter lifts his head, wary but curious.

    “Funny,” Tony says, deadly serious, “that’s what he said, too.”

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    Peter Barnes has spent the last fifteen years scraping by in the South Side. Between raising the pile of younger siblings his parents dumped on him, corralling the unstable older ones, and attending an elite STEM school on scholarship, Peter barely has any time to breathe. When the opportunity to intern with Tony Stark arises, will Peter finally do something for himself?

    Ever since Steve Rogers's messy divorce, his life has had no purpose beyond clocking into his dead-end job and making sure his ex-stepson hasn't imploded from stress. When a one-night stand has the potential to blossom into something more, will Steve give love a second chance?

    As Tony Stark becomes increasingly entangled into the often chaotic and messy lives of these two South Siders, he cannot bring himself to regret a single thing.

    (Shameless-inspired Spider-Man AU)

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    Peter was 14 when Mr. Stark took him to Germany. 15 when he proved himself a web-slinging hero and now he is 16 and facing his greatest challenge yet. Running Stark Industries with his two best friends. Follow Peter and Co. as they figure out how to run a company with the help of Tony and Pepper! Absolutely no Starker. Yuck. But just everyone having a good time.

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    13/?
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    28
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    Peter applies to become CEO Tony Stark’s personal assistant.

    News flash: he doesn’t get the job.

    What he does get, however, is the offer to be Tony’s sugar baby.

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    birb boi archer man @cawcaw mtherfcker
    this is wonderfully chaotic

     

    AngryRedhead @TheBlackWidow
    did spiderman get you too?

     

    birb boi archer man @cawcaw mtherfcker
    nah, I chose this, he agreed

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