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    Sometimes you need to lay around on a rainy day feeling all melancholy about shit.

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    1/1
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    Alternia is destroyed by Sgrub. The Empress is slain by her heiress, The Survivor. Alone on a meteor drifting through space, the lonely fuchsiablood experiments with Ectobiology and concocts an incredible plan to undo what Sgrub caused.

    But timelines don't like being messed with. Actions have consequences. The Survivor realizes this just a bit too late...

    AU universe of Alternia, full of fantrolls and junk

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    Act 1 = Aftrus being created, character and plot setup
    Act 2 = Sgrub and the plot arrive
    Act 3 = First Six in the Medium

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    English
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    65,893
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    1
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    AKA - DAD ROXY.
    AKA - CIRCUMCISION AND ITS CONSEQUENCES.

    A casual conversation between Jake and Dirk spirals out of control. Roxy auspistices, and also deserves a break.

    Pro tip: Don't play gay chicken with the guy you had a messy breakup with.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    9
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    1
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    Azula: For your insults against the future bearer of the crown, I banish you to jail.

    Sokka: jail?

    Azula: Yes, Sokka. Jail.

    Azula: Gay Baby Jail.

    Sokka: what.

    Mai: it's jail that's gay and for babies.

    Sokka: and what makes it that?

    Mai: we put Zuko in it

    Zuko: I'm starting to think this board only exists to bully me.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    14
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    93
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    655
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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    21/129
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    128
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    3297
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    Dave hears about a scientific discovery from Dirk's timeline and has to tell Karkat all about it.

    (A second work I'm posting on June 12th featuring Karkat, so happy wriggling day to my zodiac troll lol)

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    380
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    16
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    john, meeting rose and talking with dadbert

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    384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    16
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    (Homestuck-Madoka Magica crossover) On an Earth that seems reset to pre-SBURB normalcy, Dave Strider transfers to Mitakihara. There he finds the magical girl system, more universe breaking powers, and an Akemi Homura all too eager to fix her time abilities with his...

     

    AU crossover fic that diverges just before Homestuck's Credits and Puella Magi Madoka Magica's Rebellion movie.

    Fic updates every two weeks.

    Language:
    English
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    78,885
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    111
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2076
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    As mutual BFFs of Karkat, its motherfuckin time for Dave and Gamzee to meet.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    47
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    It smells amazing and looks extremely cozy, the kind of organized messiness that minimalists would sneer at, and it’s something you’d only ever dream of living in. And it’s not your apartment.

    It’s not your apartment.

    Language:
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    Words:
    2,066
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    52
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    Dave asks Rose about being in Walmart

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    1/1
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    13
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    48
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    Karkat became a hero to help people. The pay is... decent, but the hours are long, the paperwork is expansive, and the people in charge are assholes. On top of that, he's got a special assignment to take down and bring in one of the biggest annoyances in existence, a villain named Knight.

    Surely there will be no complications whatsoever with this very straightforward assignment.

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    Chapters:
    1/12
    Collections:
    1
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    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    52
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    Jane tries to teach June how to make cupcakes. Terezi and Vriska are there.

    It does not go well.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    jade, in short snippets, from being alone with just her online friends, to finally freeing herself from her island

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    1/1
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    2
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    the title is self explanatory

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    217
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    15
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    dave strider, from first meeting john egbert to having his first kid with the love of his life, told through pesterlogs and dialoglogs in small snippets

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    English
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    1/1
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    Dave gets braces. That's it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    15
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    66
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    "Date me, Dave Strider." Those are the magic words that will earn you a fortnight of high school romance... if you're lucky.

    When Dave takes on a long-term dare - be asked out by and date someone new every two weeks, or else lose his shining reputation - he expects to get through it no problem. And there are no problems. After all, who doesn't want a chance to date one of the most popular students at Skaia High?
    Enter Karkat. He has no interest in Dave whatsoever. And he certainly isn't interested in asking him out.
    So how did they get into this mess?

    Tags update with chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,101
    Chapters:
    5/30
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    450
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    That time Roxy destroyed the lives of some assholes who were fucking with Dave.

    [as told through pesterlogs where they absolutely do not even focus on that lol]

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    English
    Words:
    1,114
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    99
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    A dead Dave turns the psychoanalytic tables on Rose, trying to get her to remember the circumstances surrounding his death, and to help her understand who she really is along the way. As Rose remembers more and more, other dream ghosts enter the same bubble, each adding their own, often conflicting, perspectives on the disastrous root timeline from which they all branched. It's up to her to find some sense in it all.

    Canon-divergent in-game fic exploring familiar Homestuck themes such as identity and memory, through variations on the GAME OVER timeline from the meteor kids' perspective(s). For those looking for this sort of thing, this is the thing you're looking for. Shameless Rosemary pandering without apologies. Updates highly irregularly. Tags will be added as characters and themes develop. Underage warning is for non-explicit mentions of out-of-scene activity in chs 27, 29, 31. Comments very welcome!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    108,404
    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    284
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3289

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