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    “Simon Snow, if you don’t explain why there’s a fucking baby dragon in our room right now, I’m going to spell you into oblivion.”
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    Simon and Baz become unexpected foster parents.

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    Simon sees a fit bloke in a pub. Before he musters the courage to talk to the guy, Simon realises that is none other than Basilton Grimm, his former Potions teacher from Hogwarts.

    Naturally, Simon flees the scene before he’s been noticed by Basilton and seeks Penny’s help.


    Happy early Birthday Bazaholic! 💙

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    It’s not my fault, okay?
    I mean, it was sitting right there, out in the open. It was practically begging me to flip through it, to learn all of Baz’s plots. Anyone in my shoes would have done the same.

    How was I supposed to know it was actually a journal?

    A journal filled with secrets and feelings Baz would never want anyone to know, least of all me.

    Or

    Simon flips through a notebook belonging to Baz thinking it would be full of evil plans when in reality it's full of pining and sadness.

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    I feel like I’m losing everything. Everything I tried so hard to keep. I’m losing Baz.

    I don’t want that. I’ve never wanted that. I need him, I want him.

    “Baz, please!”

    I say it with magic. No. I scream it with magic. It’s raw as it pulls from my throat. It’s helpless as it falls. I don’t have my sword, and my wand is snapped.

    It goes nowhere.

    I go up.

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    When a magician comes into their magic, they gain the ability to communicate with their soulmate. From the time they turn eleven, any message they write on their skin ends up on the skin of their soulmate. There are rules, as magic always has: only they can write to their soulmate and they can’t reveal their names to each other until they turn 18.

    Losing a soulmate connection is practically unheard of. When Simon Snow suddenly loses his, he knows just who to blame: it must be the doing of his ever-scheming roommate.

    For Baz Pitch, losing his soulmate is really just an inevitable side-effect of being a vampire. It confirms, once and for all, that he is a monster. After all, how can one still have a soulmate if they no longer have a soul?

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    Losing all of his magic might have been one of the most traumatic things in Simon's life, but it has also gifted him with an opportunity to realize that there are things he hasn't realized about himself. And his gender might be the biggest one.

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    “Get away from me, Snow,” he hisses. “I’m a dangerous mess. I don’t want to hurt you.”
    His voice is shaking. I’d say it’s with anger, but I know him better than that.
    “Simon,” he whispers, “Please.”
    I want to reach out and take him in my arms. I can’t bear to sit by while he falls apart like this. I don’t want to leave him. I want to comfort him and hold him and tell him everything will be ok.
    But a part of me wants to run.

    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

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    It's a normal board game night for Baz and Simon. Baz is winning, Simon is aggravated, the night is young. So young in fact, Baz proposes that they get married. Why not? They know they want to be together, they might as well. To Baz's surprise, he agrees.

    An impromptu bachelor Party, their vows and overall excitement takes place.

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    Because who WOULDN’T immediately go through the kitchen and test out what will La Croix??

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    (title named after "Sun King" by The Beatles)
    (Royalty AU)
    Prince Simon Snow must marry before he turns 18 in a few months and he's never hated anything more. Not because he doesn't know who to court- he knows by now that his destiny is to wed Agatha Wellbelove and make her Queen of Watford- but because she is much more infatuated with Baz, who's only ever tried to fight Simon in any way he can. Simon's sure he's in love with Agatha (she's really pretty and nice to talk to), even though he's not quite sure what love looks like. He thinks Baz is in love with her, too, and that makes him want to punch Baz right on his perfect jaw line.

    Baz just wishes he could magically bring his mother back from the grave. And that Simon wasn't so infuriatingly heterosexual.

    (currently on hold :( )

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    Simon tried to ask Malcolm Grimm for Baz’s hand in marriage, as wanted to enter Baz’s family in a way that would honor their traditions. However, this choice has some unforeseen consequences, and Simon needs to find out how to save his damsel in distress.

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    I-- Tyrannus Basilton Pitch-- am 100% desperately in love with Simon Snow, and 100% desperately certain that that isn’t enough to keep him.

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    Working as a Harrods Christmas elf, uni student Simon Snow is used to dealing with crying children, hot cocoa crises, and gift wrapping fiascoes.

    He is, however, not at all prepared for a surprise encounter with a certain irritatingly posh prat from his Philosophy lecture. And especially not to learn that this prat has an adorable kid sister, even nicer hair than he remembered, and maybe— possibly— a heart?

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    EPILOGUE TO "NEW YEAR, NEWBORN"

    Baz placed a kiss underneath his right eye, atop the mole there.
    Lifting one head lid Simon turned a deep red. "What was that for?"
    "I told you," Baz whispered, lifting his head up on an elbow. "I'm in love with you. It's not like I can hide that anymore."
    Still pink around the edges Simon rubbed the back of his neck. "It's nice you know."
    "What is?" Baz absently wound their fingers together.
    "Knowing you don't hate me, being not only needed but wanted. It's like a family."
    "We are a family," Baz pointed out. "We've got our son. And I think I've decided on a name."

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    On June 3rd, at the end of their seventh year, the Humdrum pulls Simon and Penelope to Lancashire. There, Simon destroys it at the cost of his own life.

    On June 6th, Simon Snow appears out of a portal on the bedroom of a home in Lake Charles, Louisiana.

    The World of Mages think he's dead. Except for Penelope. And Baz.

    Simon isn't sure him not being dead is the best thing. Shepard says he needs to chill.

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    “He thinks I'm his boyfriend,” I confirm with a loud sigh.

    “What do you mean he thinks you're his boyfriend?” Penny asks, still confused. “I thought the date had gone rather horribly.”

    “Oh, it has,” I shudder at the thought.

    The thing is that I've been hung up on a guy from my math class for a while, as in a whole year.

    He's brilliant, fit and he plays the violin. (I can almost feel his faint scent — something citrusy — just from thinking about him.)

    When I came back to uni this autumn and my feelings for him haven't changed, I did the only reasonable thing. I tried dating.



    A University SnowBaz AU featuring Autistic Simon Snow.

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    [Mature] 18+ Simon and Baz. (Mature for language.)


    Set Watford 8th year.

    Music is romantic. However there are other options available when it comes to courting.

    Part 10 of Butter Series

    COC 2020 Day 24, DEC 18: Song.

    Inappropriate humour.

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    The goblins still need a king. Simon Snow just happens to be away from his vampire boyfriend.

    prompt #6: "You're so hot when you're angry."

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    [Mature] 18+ Simon and Baz. (Mature for language and Minor violence.)



    He's standing there with fists clenched at his sides, shaking his head, eyes full of both confusion and anger. His magic is flaring up to the point of this whole place smelling like smoke in a matter of seconds.

    ”You can’t be on a date. Because that means—”

    I don’t let him finish and try to put as much menace in my next words as possible, ”Yes, Snow. That means I’m gay. What a brilliant observation on your part.”


    Set Watford 8th year. Baz decides to try and get over Simon by dating Alex — a bloke he met at a museum. Alex is nice, but he's not Simon.

    Speaking of Simon. He follows Baz to the date.

    Certain realisations follow.

    Heavy Angst (with Happy Ending in the next part of the series).

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    Penelope is plagued by nightmares. Baz, too.

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