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    "A Witcher's duty, first and foremost, is to kill monsters."

    Vesemir's words still ring in his ear, even weeks after leaving the mountain for the first time. He has two sharpened blades and his first contract already acquired before he even set foot outside of Kaer Morhen's gates.

    His first monster waits for him in a dilapidated cottage outside of Daevon.

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    New Witcher Lambert sets out on the path for the first time, ready to fulfil a promise he made to himself during the trials.

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    Geralt and Jaskier encounter an unfamiliar creature who decides to help Geralt learn an important lesson. Why this results in Jaskier getting shrunk until he is only six inches tall, no one seems to have any idea. Can Geralt, along with his brothers-in-arms, Child Surprise, and two powerful sorceress friends fix it? Gods only know, but it'll be funny and tragic along the way to finding out.

    Note: Title is a reference to the quote: "Come live in my heart, and pay no rent." - Samuel Lover

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    Jaskier thinks he has it all figured out when he spreads ballads of his brave strong wolves throughout the land. Soon enough, everyone will respect and praise these heroic men he loves so much.

    But perhaps there's another side of his lovers that he hasn't yet seen...

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    “Geralt…” Jaskier whimpered.

    “Jask,” Geralt smiled, gently cupping a hand over his cheek, “safe,” the snake smiled still and Jaskier melted into it, letting himself be pulled into the water till his feet no longer touched the bottom. His arms wrapping tightly around Geralt’s shoulders as he tried to keep his panic at bay as they drifted into deeper waters, taking deep breaths as Geralt ran his hands across Jaskier’s body, holding him steady.

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    Everything ended when Vesemir walked into Geralt's tower room with the pelt of what looked like a white seal over his shoulder.

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    First thing on his to-do: cut a fuck load of firewood.

    Lambert breathed in, his eyes closing, and gripped the back of the seat before opening his eyes again and looked around the main hall again.

    First thing on his to-do: clean Vesemir’s chair.

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    The second the first drop of water had hit Geralt’s bloodied skin a large, shimmering gray cloud had formed around him, wrapping his lover up in mist. 

    Eskel had jumped back, fingers poised in an Aard, ready to take on whatever being had dared to curse his lover, had dared to hide in his injured skin. But then the cloud had cleared and Eskel had dropped his now shaking hands in shock, not quite believing, not knowing how to believe the sight that was in front of him. 

    Which was where he was now: still standing open mouthed, frozen in place as he stared at Geralt and the fish tail that seemed to have replaced his legs. 

     

    or: geralt has the ability to shift into a merman. no one knows until eskel finds him dangerously injured on his way to the keep one year.

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    Another Spinoff of our first fic- Jaskier and his snuggly wuggly killing machines.

    Jaskier searches for the man the babes call 'papa' Vesemir. He eventually finds out he was adopted out to a woman who lives only an hour away! How do the babies react to getting reunited to their papa?

    Lots of crying and cuddling and caring loving witchers.

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    Clark had started having the strange dreams again but they were different than before and he had also starting to find changes in his appearance that he is struggling to hide, especially from the surprisingly observant billionaire that he has a crush on named Lex Luthor, so he starting to doubt that he would ever be able to have a relationship with him.

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    Jaskier spends a cosy winter's afternoon at Kaer Morhen with Vesemir, some tea, and some knitwear.

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    Geralt had thought that inviting Jaskier to Kaer Morhen after all these years would be a good thing. What he didn't plan on was his brothers deciding to have a little fun with their situation. Lambert and Eskel really needed to stop meddling in things they didn't understand, especially when it came to his bard.

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    Steve takes a tour of Kaer Morhen.

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    “My point is,” Lambert mutters before Geralt has a chance to open his mouth, “that love is a fucking idiotic concept, and that I’d rather die than be forced to feel my knees quiver and my lips break into a smile whenever I see him or whatever the fuck the ballads tell you is supposed to happen when you love someone.”
    He uncorks a bottle and drinks straight from it.
    Geralt blinks.
    “But Jaskier isn’t a whore!” he mumbles. “He’s just… Very easy with his affections.”
    “We know he is, Wolf. We know,” Eskel nods solemnly, patting the big man’s back.
    Vesemir sighs again and exchanges a look with the only one of his sons who isn’t a complete idiot and drunk out of his mind.
    They are both aware of the fact that no matter what he says and how much he hates the concept of love, a part of Lambert really wishes to find someone who could make him smile. (As opposed to Eskel, who has no problem with the concept of love, as long as it stays the fuck away from him personally, thank you very much.)
    “Ssstupid,” Lambert hisses when he puts down the bottle. A second later, he slides down underneath the table and starts snoring.
    No, Vesemir decides. He simply cannot allow this to go on…

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    Clark Kent decides that he will both finally tell Lex Luthor that he is actually Superman and depending on how he reacts to the news he will ask him to marry him. However after he returns to his own home after visiting his parents he discovers that the man that he is planning to marry had put Kryptonite all over so he will have to find a way to hide all the effects of the green crystal, which will be difficult since his boyfriend can tell that some thing is very wrong with him. Clark is quite surprised to also find a network of naturally lead lined caves that are currently being used by a fairy vampire man as well as several warriors called Witchers, an Elven archer with a human boyfriend, and a couple of very powerful sorceresses that all call him Geralt, so what exactly is going on here?

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    Clark finds that a small pack of wolves is following him but they don't seem to be hunting him at all, instead they seem to be protecting him, but from what exactly?

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    Geralt, Vesemir, and Lambert don't know what Triss gave Eskel as a painkiller, but they did not expect this kind of reaction from their calm and collected brother...

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    In the world of the wealthiest members of society, there is only one man who you call when there is a problem that needs to disappear. Whether it's killing off your competition or ensuring you have the blackmail you need to keep your enemies at bay, Jaskier--better known as Dandelion--has made a living getting his hands dirty.

    So, when the offer comes to track down the missing child of a billionaire CEO, Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier is more than happy to go undercover and get the information they need to ensure Geralt doesn't become a problem.

    But what happens when he starts to have feelings for the kind, smartass barista and his strange family?

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    For the first time in his life – well, the part of his life that mattered, in any case – Geralt realized after he’d made camp that first night, crossing his arms under his head and staring at the clear night sky above him, he was without Eskel, and he felt as if a chunk of his heart had been taken away.

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    Geralt's love for Eskel throughout the years.

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    Some days, Eskel needs to be reminded how much people care about him. His family has no problem doing that.

    A collection of very short fluff snapshots dedicated to Eskel getting the love and affection he deserves.
    (Tags to be added as chapters are posted.)

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    Geralt watches Vesemir carve a new lovespoon, a token of his love, every year again and again and again for someone the other Witchers have never met. But he never thinks that he will find anyone to love, or who will love him. Until Jaskier.

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