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    In Techno’s very humble opinion, he thought that the interview went well. It was kind of funny seeing the Phil’s face getting slowly ticked off at Mr. Halo whenever he answered a question vaguely. Chat thought it was hilarious.

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    Here is the actual investigation part of this series. Have fun!

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    Techno finally fufills Dreams favor...a year later, unfortunately the damage was done.

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    The height is the first thing I notice, with the man being well over a foot taller than me and surely towering over even the tallest villager I know. His mask is the next detail that catches my eye, making me shiver in fear. Hollow black eyes of a boar’s skull seem to watch my every move, sharp tusks protruding out from the bone which hides the stranger’s face down to his mouth, which peeks through the bottom. Long pink hair can be seen from the sides of the terrifying mask, laying over his shoulder in a messy braid. The height, muscular build, scary mask, and purple weapons hanging at his hip all work together to make my ears press flat against my scalp.

    Y/n lives a simple, if isolated, life in the tundra village. After meeting a strange man at the library, she can't help but feel connected to the only other hybrid she has ever met. Certain events and hateful villagers push them together.

    *reader insert with female descriptors*

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    Techno is just a regular dude who goes with the flow. But where does the flow take him?

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    TW://
    Eating disorders, Anorexia, Bulimia, Throwing up, Binging and purging.

    You turn oranges to orange juice
    Into there, then spit it out of you

    It had been a while since he last had gotten the need for purging. Sure, he had restricted and sure he lied to his family and friends about eating but he had convinced himself that it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad because he didn't make himself throw up. Everyone went without eating now and again right?

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    Technoblade is young when he loses his human soulmate, only one hundred and fifteen.
    He lives the passing years in solitude, mourning the human who he was destined to love, cursing the gods who'd taken Dream from him.
    Imagine his surprise when he crosses blades with his lost soulmate on the battlefield, nearly one hundred years later.

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    King George looks out over his peaceful kingdom and then grabs the Revival Book off his library shelf to examine it. Dream earned this book when he fought for Schlatt during the Pogtopia Revolution. It used to belong to Clay long ago before the fall of his civilization and before he grew to be the powerful God of this land with the help of DreamXD.
    He remembers what Dream-- Clay-- has told him about it; the only way to read the ancient text is to bleed for it.
    Thing is, is George willing to waste all his hard work to unlock the power to immortality? Is he willing to fight off the dreamons who created this universe for it as well?
    A medieval AU with very heavy dreamon lore. Established DNF with kidnapped!George, struggling karlnapity and og LManberg cabinet angst. A lot of expanding on canon with dreamon lore but everything up to start of fic is still canon events.
    This work updates every week. Thank you~

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    Techno didn't want to share a room with this Jschlatt guy. Not for obvious reasons, no, but because this guy was making him feel things he just really didn't want to deal with.

     

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    DISCLAIMER

     

    I don't ship IRL TechnoBlade and IRL JSchlatt, which is why I use their channel names for this.
    This also isn't very romantic because of that reason; this is more like a romantic/close platonic relationship more than a ship between the two.

    another disclaimer: i don't think mental hospitals are "cool" or whatever. this is for a prompt and the majority of this fanfiction does not focus on their setting but more on the characters and what they are doing in their situation.

    that is all.

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    COMPLETE / ABANDONED

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    "Listen, Tommy. I am a man who believes in absolute reciprocity."

    "Technoblade, I still have no idea what the hell you're talking about."

    //Dream escapes from prison and cashes in Techno's favor by crashing at his house, because everyone goes to Technoblade's house in times of need.

    A lot of emotional conflict and angst ensues as the entire server is thrown into panic trying to chase the escaped prisoner down.

    Minecraft manhunt except it's Dream and Techno vs like 20 hunters lmao.

    Oh and the world will probably end kekw

    Dream giveth, and Dream taketh away.

    (I'm finally putting my AP english literary analysis skills to use here, feel free to use this on next year's open ended essay.

    rule of thumb is no matter how terrible a fanfic might be, there's always more to write about the Dream SMP than there is to write about the Great Gatsby)

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    “This is the worst day ever,” Techno complains.

    Of course, neither of the aliens pulling him along the hallway respond, what with the language barrier and all.

    Or: hee hoo space au
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    Perhaps in a different life, she would have been more than content with this, but Death was never welcome to stay for long in the mortal plane. She felt her time running out with her beloved family.

    “Will they remember me?” she asked sadly.
    Phil stood, pulling her closer. “Of course they will. I won’t let them forget.”
    Kristin smiled softly. “Goodbye, my love.”
    “Goodbye, my lady.”

    the story of Kristin, the Goddess of Death, and every time she had to welcome one of her own family into her realm.

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    necromancy for piglets.

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    The fifth member of The Syndicate reveals themselves to Phil, Niki and Ranboo. But they come to realize that this new member is much more important to Techno than they expected...

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    Nobody knows how you actually arrived at the Dream Kingdom. It was as if one night, the planes were empty and the next day, a small cathedral appeared, with a very... eccentric person living in it and near it. Always goes off about being an almighty demon of destruction, but could that harmless eccentric person do any actual harm?

    One thing for sure, their eccentrics surely attracted quite a few... unique admirers. Quite fitting of someone as eccentric as (y/n) the demon of eternal damnation. Though, will (y/n) really be able to survive these... interesting, and very obsessive admirers? Hopefully, the equally obsessive followers of (y/n)'s cult will be able to protect them!

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    The Blood God has lived for eons over multiple lives. Things can get repetitive during all that time. So maybe he should find a change of pace in his life, maybe it should come in the form of this baby he's just met.

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    "Technoblade was really, really good at a lot of things. Fighting, sarcasm, trivia games. Those types of things came naturally to him. He enjoyed them most of the time, too.

    Technoblade was very, very bad at this sort of thing."

    A good ol' foster family fic in which Tommy is the new kid in every way, Phil is the master of miscommunication, Wilbur is spiraling out of control, and Techno is trying his best to hold everyone together. What could possibly go wrong?

    (Quite a bit, actually.)

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    The Nether is rarely silent, with grunts and huffs from bastionmates coming even in the dead of night. The ghasts never stop screaming. The sows would laugh at him the next morning when he complained about how it hurt his ears, and they’d tell him that, when he became a boar, the screams would sound like music to his ears. 

    The Colosseum is somewhat similar. The screams aren’t high-pitched and gratey, but they echo in his ears at night when he tries to sleep. (fun fact: he doesn’t sleep much)

    [inspired by IWHIA by bunflower :)]

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    Technoblade was dead. That’s what was wrong about this peace. He didn’t feel hungry or tired, just there. Alone.

    “Think again, mate.” He swung his head around at the noise, hand going to his sword in anticipation, but he stopped short.

    There, on the top of a hill that had appeared, was Philza Minecraft, teary eyed and smiling widely. He was exactly as Technoblade remembered him last. Phil had his usual attire on, his green cloak covering his tattered wings and his striped hat resting on top of his golden hair.

    All the breath left Technoblade’s lungs as he chuckled in relief. It didn’t really matter if he was in some dark abyss, maybe dead even, they were together, and they’d make it out together.

    To hell and back, right?

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    Or: Technoblade dies, and his afterlife is as horrible as you'd expect
    Or, or: Phil dies a lot oops

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    Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
    Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
    But how could I hate her, she's such an angel
    But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
    Walks by
    What a sight for sore eyes
    Brighter than the blue sky
    She's got you mesmerised while I die
    Why would you ever kiss me?
    I'm not even half as pretty
    You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    But you like her better
    I wish I were Kristin
    Oh, I wish I were Kristin
    Oh, oh, wish I were Kristin
    Why would you ever kiss me?
    I'm not even half as pretty
    You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    But you like her better
    Wish I were-

    (Or in short, Technoblade is in love with Philza but Philza is in a happy marriage with Kristin who is also Death whom humans can't kill and you don't want to Fuck with in any way. that includes taking husbands)
    (But there will be a happy ending <3 You just don't know how it will happen~)
    trust me its better then it looks.

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    “You are sentenced to life in prison, with no chance of parole. Be grateful we have no death sentence, Technoblade.”

     

    Technoblade only laughed out loud at the comment and looked over his shoulder as he was escorted out, several chains and cuffs now dangled from his wrists, neck and ankles. Blood red eyes narrowed, and he reveled in the fear he saw on the judge, jury and the spectators. His grin had not faded.

    .•°·×·°•.

    Also known as: Technoblade is a convicted serial killer, sentenced to life in prison. When sent to the SMP (Secure Maximum Prison), his hopes of escaping dwindle rapidly... At least solo anyway. He doesn't plan on leaving his new group behind after all. That and the wardens are actually kind of chill.

    Prison!AU with the Dream SMP ensemble + Idots.
    Found family. All relationships are platonic unless canon - do not ask me to write non-canon relationships.

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