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    You were living an average life back in 1989 when the Commission decided that you needed to be terminated to protect the timeline. Lucky for you, it was those assassins' first job, and you got your hands on their briefcase... But you accidentally killed your boyfriend... oops.

    Not wanting to go back to your own time for fear of going to prison, or putting a target on the backs of your loved ones, you lived on the run through time, unintentionally screwing up the timeline whenever you went. The Commission kept sending agents after you, but you were always able to flit away like a butterfly, just in the nick of time. They had beaks, and talons, and things that tear, but you were much too fast.

    You'd been to the year 2000 to see what it was like, but you didn't go to the future much. One day you decided to check out 2020: but all that was left was ruins. 2019: same thing, 2018: everything was fine, but your briefcase was out of power. Now you were stranded in the future, and the world was going to end in less than a year.

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    Chapter 13: Stupidity comes with the last name

    "Shut your mouth, Diego. I swear I'm going to kill you with my bare hands if you speak again" Five can't remember ever feeling so angry at someone.

    "Klaus deserves a person who won't forget him."

    "You don't know anything about how I feel about Klaus. Don't try to claim to know me. You don't know anything about me."

    "Whose fault is it? You never tell us anything" Diego explodes

    "I'm trying to protect you, you idiot" replies Five, exhausted from his brothers' accusations and distrust.

    "We want to protect you too. Do you think it was easy to lose you? Do you have any idea how much time we spent looking for you? Do you think we didn't suffer for you? You selfish little asshole!"

    Five stops dead in his tracks. Diego rarely admitted his feelings. Number Two had always been like a hard nut to crack, but here was Diego, admitting how much his disappearance had hurt them.

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    144
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    A specially hard thrust throws his body a little bit too forward and he groans, he really wasn't going to last

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    1/1
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    — Откуда ты знаешь?
    — Просто знаю и всё.

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    22/22
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    15
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    Самая тёмная ночь перед рассветом.

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    Six times Five's siblings stood up for him against the handler being a creep.
    +One time he got the courage to stand up for himself.

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    5/?
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    69
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    5
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    Sharing a bottle of champagne with The Handler is never a good idea.

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    They’re both hunters of men, but two different creatures entirely. Cha-Cha/The Handler.

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    1/1
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    She was all he could see, all he could think about, she put claim over him for the rest of his life. He could never escape this.

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    1/1
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    4
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    51
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    5
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    Years later, Five is lying in the motel room. Exhausted. Too many jumps. Too many kills in one day

    The Handler appears. Five's head is burning with a raging, uncontrollable fever.

    She touches his forehead, hands blessedly cool. The Handler does things Grace didn't do.

    She does other things Grace wouldn't do, either.

    Five lets his eyes close as the Handler's fingers wanders down his tie, as it slips into his opened shirt.

    He's too tired.

    Too touch starved. If it came to this, if he gets it from this, Five would accept it.

    He was so, so tired.

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    five stages of her acceptance

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    «Я действительно обязан. Но не тебе»

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    1/1
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    «Сколько бы ты ни бежал, ты всегда будешь опаздывать, Пять.»

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    1/1
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    Скачок в пространстве мелочь по сравнению с путешествием во времени. Одно — словно скользить по льду, другое — слепо нырять в глубины ледяных вод чтобы затем вернуться к истокам.

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    12/12
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    Он мирился с фиксированными точками во времени.
    Куратор была такой точкой.

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    4,518
    Chapters:
    8/8
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    4
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    6
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    Five doesn’t love the Handler. The Handler doesn’t love Five. They’re mortal enemies, feuding until the end of times, until one can finally conquer the other.

    At least, that’s what Five likes to tell himself.

    (Her lips on his neck don’t make him feel so guilty when he pretends this is nothing but a lustful affair.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    85
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    8
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    A fault is a planar fracture or discontinuity in a volume of rock across which there has been significant displacement as a result of rock-mass movements. Energy release associated with rapid movement on active faults is the cause of most earthquakes.

    They’re ancient, stubborn, and unyielding. Their destruction is unpredictable yet inevitable. And you certainly shouldn’t try building a house on them.

    Diego tries to get Lila to live with him in the Hargreeves house. It doesn't work out as well as he hopes.

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    1/1
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    62
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    3
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    The Handler- his Handler-- signs her name on Five's back.

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    1/1
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    4
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    31
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    2
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    425
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    Please Heed Tags.

     

     

    The Handler gets her hands on Five, gets her fingers under his skin, gets her teeth into his heart. He's her property, now. And there's nothing Five can do about it.

     

    Dead Dove: Do Not Eat. Use Caution.

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    1/1
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    13
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    106
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    The Handler thinks it is about time that Five learn a thing or two about touch, whether he wants to learn or not. However she's more for instructing rather than getting her hands dirty.

    Kinktober 2020: Featuring Pairing, Five/Handler, Five/A Nameless Stranger
    Day Fourteen: Stranger Sex/Exhibitionism/Voyeurism

    Series
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    English
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    1,509
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1063

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