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    What was Five doing before the Doctor came along?

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    five is hurt. really badly. like, probably fatally so.
    naturally, he waves down a taxi.

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    After an evening of ordinarily chaotic strategic planning goes south and results in Five being kidnapped by the Commission, the Hargreeves siblings must once again set aside their disfunctionality to rescue their brother and confront those responsible for what happened.

    In which:

    Five is kidnapped,
    Klaus is incapable of taking anything seriously,
    Diego is good with knives,
    Ben is absent,
    Vanya is thoroughly confused
    and Allison regrets painting her hair purple.

    Oh and... Luther is very sorry.

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    The dream had been a continuation of the last one she'd glimpsed. A young boy with aristocratic features wearing a fancy school uniform. A gun glinting under the fluorescent lights of a classroom. Children screaming and clambering under tables. The bodies of those that weren't fortunate enough to make a quick getaway. Blood blooming across white buttoned shirts and spoiling blue blazers. The alarm bell droning on and on and on in the background.

    She'd watched as a bullet tore the boy's shirt in half. She'd watched as he fell out of his chair and slumped to the ground, as lifeless as all the other children. She'd watched as the gunners left the classroom, triumph visible in every line of their bodies. She'd watched as he jerked back to life, the bullet pushing through his skin and bouncing off his thigh. She'd watched as he stared at the bodies surrounding him. She'd watched as something inside him fractured and broke.

    She hadn't wanted to watch anymore.

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    The Old Guard AU (with powers) that we've all been craving. (No knowledge of the movie needed.)

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    Time traveling is difficult.
    Five has learned that on many occasions.
    But sending his siblings into an alternate universe where they dont exist...
    that ones new.
    And to top it all off...
    they're all trapped in a mental institution that seems to have some dark secrets
    Oh! and dont forget the apocalypse is still coming

    Welcome to Sunshade Psychiatric Facility

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    Five Hargreeves, unlike his adopted siblings, was never gifted an actual first name. Five supposed he should be offended, the numeral representation of quantity being his only identification, but he didn't mind; that was a common misconception. After all, he'd experienced the second-hand twinge of annoyance through his siblings when they were younger. To summarise the lesson Five learned from those awkward encounters, 'having a common first name is tedious' and his name was unique if nothing else, so Five was genuinely impartial to his name.

    "Oh, Fiiiiiiiiiive!"

    Or so he thought.

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    Number Five is legally thirteen-years-old. What do thirteen-year-olds do?

    Attend shitty public schools.

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    Izuku Midoriya is now in his second year of high school, and trying his best to continue his path of becoming a great hero, and the next Symbol of Peace. But something happens that he doesn't anticipate.

    A boy wearing a foreign school uniform, speaking in broken Japanese and who goes by the name "Five" appears out of nowhere- literally. A strange boy with a versatile Quirk would usually be pretty normal, but what's not normal is what he confides in Midoriya: that he is looking for his missing siblings and is actually nearly sixty years old.

    But what Midoriya doesn't know is that this whole world could be at stake, and Five has no idea if it will happen, or how he'd be able to stop it. Five only cares about getting his siblings home safe, but then again, he was a hero once too. And besides, he is quite the multitasker.

    Learning how to trust someone who doesn't trust even themselves, and learning how to trust when you've never had any from the start; both might be even more daunting tasks than saving the world, but Izuku refuses to give up, and Five has survived far, far worse.

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    five is tired

    literally so short but like if u like i may write more chapters just diegos just so stupid please hes so stupid i hate him and his little knives like get original /not srs

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    Klaus was prepared for the jump back to 2019. He was not prepared, however, for arriving back at his childhood home only to find it occupied, a set of uniformed adults standing on the balcony, his dad on the floor with the rest of them, looking every bit as imposing as he had in 1967.

    He also wasn't prepared for Five to vanish and then reappear a half second later behind Dad, gun pointed at the back of their not-father's head. He wasn't prepared for Five to be soaked in blood, for his face to be set in a wild, almost animalistic look of rage and fear, for Five to say nothing but threaten the sparrows to let them go, or die. (Klaus knows Five would make good on his threat. Klaus also knows that Five probably already has.)
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    not sure if this will be a two/three-shot or a longer thing. regular updates (weekly at the least).

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    After landing in 2019 with no briefcase and five emotionally stunted siblings, the job of keeping the timeline intact and finding a way home falls to Five. With the help of a mysterious ally, surprisingly amiable enemies, and powers that keep advancing, they may just be able to do it.

    Except, nothing ever works out in the Hargreeves' favour.

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    Or: I got sick of waiting for a season three so I decided to make my own.

    (Currently on hiatus while the author focuses on their other story 'Meliorism'.)

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    Something is wrong with Number Five. After returning from the 60s and to a new timeline in 2004, the siblings notice that their smallest brother is acting...different. Oh, and did I mention they're in their 15-year old bodies? Reginald is being secretive, Five is being off, Grace is being suspicious, and the Hargreeves are worried.

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    Klaus had asked if anyone else saw Five.
    What if his siblings didn’t actually see him?
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    Five looked up and stared at the single person who could stop the apocalypse, objectively the least powerful of the academy including Vanya- fuck, he wouldn’t be able to talk to her- and the one now bestowed with Five’s knowledge and task of saving the world. Klaus stopped his mumbling and stared right back, trembling, eyeliner screwy, and spoke in unison with the stray word that slipped off of Five’s numb tongue.
    “Shit.”

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    Allison, Klaus, and Five end up at Gimbel's department store to "shop". (aka Five wanted to see his wife again and his siblings saw an Opportunity.) However, Dolores is missing and it’s up to Allison, Klaus, and Five to find and retrieve their wayward sister-in-law- wherever she may be.

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    DISCLAIMER: This is satire. I started writing it when I got extremely caffeine high as a joke and I only update it when I've had a tone of caffeine trying to survive school please please don't take this seriously.

    Deigo Hargreeves meets the love of his life John F Kennedy in the 60s after Kennedy hears about Diego's attempt to save his life. They fall in love and have to overcome great obstacles in order to have a life together. I'm very sorry for what you're about to read. It is a crack fic (AKA a joke)

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    Number One is special. At least that's what his brilliant father told him his entire life. That's why he can never go outside; because people would be scared of him. They wouldn't understand him.

    But when his father disappears, Number One finally leaves the basement and realizes the world is not what he thought.

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    Five, Allison, Ben and Klaus are warping between realities after a mishap with Five's power.
    (hiatus)

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    The newest Hargreeves student was designated as Number Four.

    But he kept insisting that his name is Thomas.

    That of course was not allowed... but it sparked ideas in the other children.

    Years later they’ll have to see if he still sparks ideas in them.

    Or if it’s all pointless.

     

    I do not own The Umbrella Academy franchise!This story has been made for fun!

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    “Five,” Mom said. “You don’t need permission to take a nap.”

    “I don’t?”

    “No, dear,” Mom said. “It doesn’t matter what time it is.”

    “Oh,” Five said. “That’s… right. Of course.”

    “So you go right ahead,” Mom said. “Take a nap whenever you’d like.”

    “Thank you,” Five said.

    ___________________

    Or, Five lives by his own set of rules.

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    “Vanya, you can come out,” Jessica says when the gunfire and fighting has died down, nudging her. “It’s over.”

    Vanya frowns. “I think I’ll just stay here.”

    “But Miss Anderson wants us to do a headcount,” Jessica says anxiously. “And Thomas wants Spaceboy’s autograph.”

    “Fine.” Vanya crawls out from under the chair, standing up but keeping her head down. It's bad enough that the Umbrella Academy had to show up - if Five sees her, he’ll absolutely embarrass her in front of her orchestra friends, and—

    “Vanya!” Five says, popping up next to her in a burst of blue. Jessica screams. “What the hell are you doing here?”

    ...

    Set when the siblings are teenagers - Vanya's with her youth orchestra, on their annual field trip to see a live concert performed at the Icarus theatre. But when the evening takes a dark turn, the Umbrella Academy have to save the day, and they do a very bad job of pretending not to know their littlest sister.

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