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    With the Hargreeves returned to their original timeline with Five still trapped in a teenage body and no legal guardians or place to call home, it’s not long before the state’s involvement and a couple of court cases before his placement into the foster system.

    It isn’t like it really matters anyway. Five can spatial jump and travel through time. A pesky foster family that aren’t particularly nice aren’t ever getting in the way.

    But when the lives of his siblings are endangered yet again by an unknown source full of blackmailing threats, Five realises he’s run out of options.

    So he does what he’s asked. He avoids his siblings, stays put in his temporary home, and does everything in his power to keep them safe. Besides, it’s not as if they have to know, right?

    Then he kills his foster father.

    And things start to get very, very complicated.

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    Five joins the Sparrow Academy. Because he loves his family.

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    santa klaus: so who wans to sit on daddys lap ;)
    stewie griffin: I will put a swarm of feral cicadas down your pants if u even imply I should sit on your lap

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    Basically The Umbrella Academy group chat fic

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    Five's siblings fall asleep next to him. Five is fine with this.

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    When Vanya is nearly killed in a targeted attack, the Hargreeve's family comes together to protect one another and put an end to an enemy that threatens their loved ones lives.

    But nothing is ever straight forward, and the enemy knows more about them, and people like them, than they could ever imagine.

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    Five misses sharing his birthday, but Five has missed a lot of things.

     

     

    alternatively; number five, coffee, and the art of taking back.

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    “What do you want?” Five spits, blood seeping from beneath him and crawling across the ground.

    The man leans down so his face is inches from Five’s, a hand grabs a clawful of sweat-mussed hair, forcing the younger to look up at him. He smiles with filed teeth flashing in the dim light, and speaks too quietly for Allison to hear. Five stops struggling, freezing in place at whatever is being whispered into his ears.

    The man lets him go with force, Five topples to his side and lays unmoving for several seconds. The suit steps over him like a log, stalking toward her with a gleeful smile. “We’ll start with her,” he says cheerfully.

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    On the 12th hour of the first day of October 1989. Forty-three women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began.
    For reasons unknown, a man known as Sir Reginald Hargreeves, using methods undisclosed sought to track down and buy adopt as many of the children as he could.
    He found only seven of them

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    Five took a breath. He let it out slowly. 

    "I'm sorry, ok? For everything. I really am - no, don't interrupt me." He made a shooeing motion back towards his siblings but he didn't turn around. This was hard enough to get through, and he didn't want any interruptions until he was done.
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    Five's internal monologue, following the canon events of The Umbrella Academy
    Ch1: Prologue, indeterminate time
    Ch2: S1E1
    Ch3: S1E2

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    Just as the Hargreeves are about to start over in the fixed timeline, Five sacrifices his memories for his family and suddenly he's actually the thirteen-year-old he appears to be. Now the siblings need to figure out custody, school, a traumatized teenager, a super-powered murderer on the loose, and remnants of Five's past that just won't piss off. Because, of course.

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    Five is gone and something breaks

    Klaus doesn't remember him leaving, doesn't remember the words said in the argument between Five and Father. He remembers the slamming of the door echoing in the silence of the room but even then he doesn't dwell upon it.

    Staring at the Not-Five portrait hung there in false commemoration with a blunt rolled between his fingers and the hazy wisps of the dead he wonders and wishes. Putting the blunt to his lips he breathes in and everything fades

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    When attempting to fix their own timeline, the Hargreeves inadvertently strand themselves in a universe very different from their own—one where their father, and by extension the Umbrella (and Sparrow) Academy, doesn’t exist. As the siblings try to make their way back to their own universe, they encounter faces both familiar and unfamiliar, fight, bond, and fight some more, and ultimately face a question: Who would the Hargreeves siblings have been if Reginald had never forced them to be heroes?

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    five is hurt. really badly. like, probably fatally so.
    naturally, he waves down a taxi.

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    Five doesn't know how to be better.

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    “I’ll have as many as I want,” Klaus replied. “If I’ll puke them out, there will be space for more.”

    “Let him be,” Diego grumbled. “He’ll never learn moderation…”

    “Why are you even here?” Allison raised her eyebrows. “I thought real men didn’t eat sweets.”

     

    The Hargreeves siblings are out on their first trip to Griddy's Doughnuts and it happens to be the National Doughnut Day!

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    "Five Hargreeves was a highly intelligent person. He was excellent at making plans and anticipating what was likely to happen next. He was a cautious person. He was a man in his early fifties, and those decades had been hard won.

    All this to say, he was not particularly the kind of person that one might expect would find himself in this situation. The situation being, hearing a fling from several weeks back telling him that he had gotten her pregnant."

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    Or, the one where Five's plans to get back to his family are slightly derailed when he discovers that he has a new family member.

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    In which Five wonders why Diego didn’t look at him when he talked about his family loving each other, and Lila goes back to 2019 with the Hargreeves for not altogether altruistic purposes. Predictably, this doesn’t go well for Five. Less predictably, it leads to the Hargreeves finally learning a little bit about caring for themselves and each other.

    Alternatively: According to some, there are seven types of love. There’s romantic love, of course, which seems to get the most attention for some reason. The other six types are of equal importance though. Love that’s playful. Love that’s practical. Universal love. Love of friends, of family, and of self.

    Five wonders if anyone will ever feel one towards him.

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    AKA: Diego being a dad to a traumatised Five, even if all parties involved refuse to admit it.

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    “He’d react like this whether he knew or not,” Diego argues back and gestures at their brother. “This way the kid didn’t have a chance to sabotage it.”

    And by sabotage he meant using time-spatial jumping ninja assassin skills.

    “Don’t call me that,” Five snaps at him, stamping his foot. “I. Am. Not. A. Child.”

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    There’s a wall of fucking fire racing towards them, absolutely obliterating everything in its path.
    And in a moment of sudden, intense clarity, Five thinks-

    Fuck that.
    *
    Or, they stop the apocalypse- but nothing is ever that easy, and they’re left to deal with the fallout of everything that came Before.

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    Five Hargreeves returns home just 5 months after he had disappeared, (funnily enough). He decides to raise six teenagers.
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    Or, I take the elements I like about comic Five and shove them down the gullet of this AU based on the show.

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