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    On the final day of September, in their co-owned flower shop, Crowley and Aziraphale plan to get prepared for their long-awaited day. Their wedding anniversary.

    While they go their separate ways to bring out their anniversary gifts, Aziraphale comes to greet two customers that arrived past closing time. By himself.

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    As a result of his sheltered upbringing, Aziraphale made it to 50 without exploring his sexuality or coming out. After 50, all that changed - he's gay, he's out, and wants to find love. He also wants to have sex. He's a tad nervous about that. His friend Agnes suggests he consult a professional and get some no-strings practice and advice, and build some confidence. And her friend Tracy runs an agency…

    Crowley has quite the breadth of sexual experience: he’s a high class escort. He’s been in his line of work for a long time, though in this industry, that’s not exactly an advantage. He likes his work, but the more he’s reminded that he’s not as young as he once was, the more he contemplates his exit strategy. When his bookings manager and friend Tracy gives him a new, nervous client, Crowley finds him unexpectedly captivating. In fact, Crowley can’t seem to get him out of his head.

    A Smitten Crowley is also a very silly Crowley, so prepare for giggles and fluff along with your love story and smut...

    This fic is sex worker positive, disability positive, &; a variety of genders and sexual preferences are referred to in back story.

    111k, Story complete, uploading every Wed & Sun.

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    The apocalypse had been averted and everything was okay, until it wasn't anymore.

    Then Adam got a package and weird things started to happen and then Crowley got a phone call from the Dowling’s. They had fixed everything, what was going on?

    Heaven and Hell were up to something too. Sandalphon was hiding a secret and Ligur was back, but he certainly wasn’t telling the whole story of what had happened to him.

    Aziraphale just hoped this wouldn’t be Armageddon all over again, because it hadn’t been a year. That wasn’t enough.
    And also, because someone was getting dangerously close to figuring out their secret.

    Though in hindsight everyone was probably hiding something.

    There was a war on the horizon again, and if it came to pass, they would lose everything they had just gained.

    Something had happened in the year 1000AD, few remembered or knew about it at all, but the consequences were going to be horrific.

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    Ezra Fell's next door neighbor is opening a plant shop, and whilst Mr. Anthony Crowley is a bit obnoxious and unruly at times... He's also quite charming- despite the secrecy and consequence of his own past.

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    Written for the prompts for 2021's Good Omens Celebration. Characters, pairings, and everything will vary wildly!

    Rating may well change.

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    Aziraphale is an apprentice/deacon and has been transferred from Tadfield to Notre Dame in Paris. While there he will be under the guidance of Gabriel and Sandalphon the Vicar and the Judge of the cathedral.
    Crowley lives in the bell tower, hidden away from the world. A skin disease called greyscale has turned his skin thick grey and black and scale-like. He is the bellringer for the cathedral, which let's him carve wood and dance in peace from jeering eyes.

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    On the oust from the Jedi Temple with an unsanctioned padawan, Master Fell is on the hunt for a lone Sith assassin and a trail of stolen artifacts. His past is about to catch up to him, and he must decide whether he still stands with the Jedi Order and the wisdom of the Council or give in to his desires.

    Readers only need a basic understanding of Star Wars lore. Jedi = good, Sith = bad. While this takes place during the Clone Wars, the events of the prequel run adjacent and unrelated to the journey Aziraphale is about to go on. Any pertinent information and context will be included in the notes of each chapter. Basically, I just wanted Aziraphale to run around with a lightsaber and the parallels of the Lightside and Darkside and Heaven and Hell are too strong with this one.

    Updates will be weekly, ratings and tags will change with the addition of chapters.

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    Aziraphale was a Peach Beryl, but people made jokes about that these days.

    In 4004 BC, an angel and demon met atop a wall in Eden. And, ten minutes later, the angel discorporated the demon by mistake, due to a misunderstanding about what a thunderclap meant. Which was a shame, as they were rather getting on.

    Luckily, gems can reform.

    A 6000-year romp through time and space. Featuring Nephilim, Arthurian knights, seventeenth century pornographers, Waterstones, a very literal interpretation of Satan Incarnate, and… fusions?

    This is a love story, needless to say.

    Good Omens + Steven Universe crossover. No Steven Universe knowledge required. In fact, I would discourage it. Hide my plot holes, please.

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    Anthony J Crowley is a disgraced Bounty Hunter with a reputation for taking on the most dangerous jobs. When he overhears two of his former colleagues talking about a 'Treasure That Talks', he decides to take on the job himself. Unfortunately for him, the job is put on hold when his ship crash lands on a desolate planet inside the Uncharted Zone. Fortunately, he is rescued by a very strange, very kind, and very, very beautiful alien that calls himself Aziraphale.

    Aziraphale is an Outcast Celestial, his strange gift making him a pariah. He chose this planet because nobody ever landed here. But now there's this human, and he's witty, clever, and oh so beautiful.

    A story of love that transcends all, of treasures that aren't gold, and of two broken individuals who might just be what the other needs.

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    Anathema starts her day off like any other... until a strange pains and visions begin to plague her. Can the Elements, Crowley and Aziraphale help her with the beginnings of her next destiny?

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    Antonia and Aziraphale during his 2nd year of university. Very much a continuation of the previous fics in this series. Porn is in chapters 3 and 6.

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    At this point A&A’s story has expanded beyond the monthly vignettes of 1st year and into some more detailed feelings, events, and relationship issues. (Like the previous fics in the series, my brain wrote parts of the story then informed me after.) I’m trying to tag very thoroughly and will try to give pre-chapter content warnings for anything particularly heavy.

    There is a skin applied to show the text messages in chapters 1 and 11 as displayed on a phone.

    The entire fic is drafted and my goal is to post an update every three days. Thanks for reading along!

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    Aziraphale y Crowley, dos ex alumnos de Hogwarts, se han casado y formado una familia con nada menos que diez hijos. Terry, el mayor, está por empezar su último año, mientras que Crepa, la menor, va a comenzar el primero. La niña apenas puede contener su emoción ante la idea de volverse una verdadera bruja, pero, ¿las cosas serán como ella espera o su camino en Hogwarts será un reto demasiado grande?

    AU Good Omens x Harry Potter

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    In medieval England, teenaged Aziraphale discovers she is a transgender woman. She comes out to her family, who in turn do everything they can to keep her safe and happy.

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    Nanny Ashtoreth has a story to tell. In fact, she's being rather insistent about the children (and her husband) settling down and letting her tell it.
    Her story features fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love and miracles, along with some rather familiar characters.

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    In mathematics and physics, the butterfly effect is a term that encapsulates the more technical notion of sensitive dependence on initial conditions found in chaos theory. The idea is that small variations in initial conditions produce large variations in the long-term behaviour of a system.
    It is an ordinary autumn day when a little girl named El appears to Crowley and Aziraphale. The two do not yet know how much she will change their lives. Or how much they will change hers.
    The butterfly that unleashes the storm with the beating of its wings.

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    My take on Good Omens reversed universe where Aziraphale fell, but was technically not fallen. There isn't so much an arrangement as just two agents on earth working together for mutual benefit.
    Wish I was better at summaries, but yeah what it says on the tin. Note that I chose to have different points in history for their meeting up as well as original meeting up points from the canon universe for these two to meet in.

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    A complete retelling of the Good Omens story featuring Anthony, the Angel of the Dawn, and the Duke of Hell Ezra.

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    'He fought against another thing as well.
    He fought against hope, the warmth and pleasing sensation of it, wanting to bloom in his chest. He took it and kept it within confinement, aware that it would no longer do him any service. A foolish thing it was, to realise how greatly and ardently he could have loved Crowley now, when all love was vain.'
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    Good Omens x Pride and Prejudice fusion that no one asked for

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    Blackballed from the industry ten years ago, Anthony Crowley jumps at the chance to star in a new Regency romance miniseries with well-known gay actor Aziraphale Fell in the hopes that it will help him restart his career.

    The trouble is, Crowley has played all sorts of characters and for the life of him, he can't figure out why he's struggling to play the romantic lead opposite a man.

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    15/20
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    Crowley met a man at the library, and his life suddenly changed. The life he never loved, suddenly filled with light.

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