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    Neil Josten goes to the Nest for Andrew, but he stays for a lot more.

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    "I'm sorry Coach," he muttered.

    "For what kid?" Wymack shifted. "You've got to give me something to work with here."

    Wymack watched the thin traces of sorrow as paper exchanged hands and he was looking down at a contract with the Edgar Allan Raven's.

    "I signed them Coach, I'm sorry."

    ~

    The one where Neil doesn't come back from Winter Break.

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    "Orange is for someone who doesn’t suffocate.

    But Neil does.

    He suffocates and he feels it clawing at his throat and beating in his ears and pounding on his chest"

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    Neil thought he was fine, but then he goes to a stupid, loud, bright party.

    Neil thought he was fine, but he isn't.

    Not at all.

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    Neil checks his buzzing phone. It’s a text from Allison. "How’s summer break going with ur Dummy Thicc Emo BF?"

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    It started out rocky: Kevin was kind to Neil, Andrew threatened to cut his finger off, and Neil was helplessly fascinated by them both in equal measure.

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    There was no explanation for why Riko found himself in Columbia. Other than the fact that Nathaneil would be there. Riko was tired of his toys running away. He was tired of being alone.

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    And then they were roommates.

    Adam and Andrew are best friends turned roommates turned co-workers. Andrew is searching for a new roommate since Adam lives at the Harvard campus with Neil Josten. And Andrew's roommate turns out to be a certain blue-eyed boy who Adam knows. Will Adam face Ronan Lynch again? After breaking his heart or will he choose to not face him at all? And will Neil find out that Andrew has a thing for him? Or will Andrew have to make a grand confession of love?

    This is a story about friendships, caring and most importantly, finding love in the cracks that time leaves.

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    After spending his entire life on the run, the death of Neil's mother throws him into a world where he's being hunted by dragons and a lot of people are wanting to see his blood spilled.
    That is until he's whisked away to a special school for people just like him where he meets the beautiful asshole Andrew Minyard who seems to have a burning hatred for his existence the minute he steps foot in the school.
    To top it all off? Andrew's a dragon. A dragon who wants him dead.

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    During Spring break, Andrew, Neil, and the Foxes head to Eden's Twilight to let loose. But Neil can't keep his eyes off Andrew, and Andrew can't take it anymore.

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    Neil doesn’t swing. So Andrew is fine quietly crushing on someone who would never want him. But when Neil gets a boyfriend, Andrew has a hard time keeping it together.

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    Andrew is working at a blacksmith's shop when he runs into the biggest change of his life: he looks exactly like Prince Aaron Minyard. Now he's suddenly moving into the palace and learning how to run a kingdom and meeting nobles and...

    Well, life in the country had never been easy, but sometimes he thinks it was better than this.

    ~*~

    Or, Andrew's journey through loss and healing as he works his way to becoming King of Palmetto.

    NOTE: This is a prequel to my series, 'That One Time Neil Ended Up In a Fairy Tale'.

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    He can’t explain what happened, one moment things were fine, the next there was a body on the ground and when he looked up,he locked eyes with Andrew. It was for a split second, but it felt like years. Neither of them moved, staring each other down the hallway. He couldn’t speak, couldn’t explain. He was so screwed.

    He took a half step forward, to take care of this, one way or another.

    EMERGENCY MEETING

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    “Do you think King and Sir don’t want me to go?” he asked, accepting the pants Andrew was passing over and throwing them in his suitcase.

    “Maybe,” Andrew said, pushing Neil away from the suitcase so he could fold the clothes inside rather than leave them in bundled up messes. “Or you need to keep a better track of your things.”

    “But I do!” Neil argued, throwing his hands in the air. “I always do! I know exactly where my stuff is all the time, but it keeps getting moved.”

    Andrew raised one eyebrow. “Or you think you know where everything is.”

    “Or I’m going crazy,” Neil whispered, staring at the ground. “Do you think they’ll make me stop playing exy if I’m crazy?”

    ~*~

    Or, every time Neil needs to leave for a game, his things mysteriously disappear from his suitcase. He's determined to figure out just who keeps taking them.

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    “Jesus Christ, Andrew. Why are you so obsessed with this guy, anyway?”

    Andrew tried give Allison a look that could only be interpreted as ‘stop being so stupid’ but considering that her question was already stupid, perhaps the meaning was lost on her. Andrew couldn’t be sure. So, he glared some more, just in case.

    “Well? Are you going to just look at me and not answer? Wait. Are you flirting with me right now? Is this ‘the look’?” Allison asked with a self-satisfied grin on her face.

    Andrew gave up. There was no reasoning with idiots. He just had to explain everything. “Because I hate him. Because he’s getting under my skin. No one gets under my skin, Allison. I must deal with the nuisance before it becomes interesting.”

    “I think it’s already interesting, Andrew.” Allison said.

    Or

    Andrew and Neil are coworkers and Andrew wants to kill Neil only ninety percent of the time. He is also most definitely a gay disaster and he just needs to get Neil out of his system. Allison decides to make things even more interesting.

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    Neil, being the loveable dumbass he is, ignores a worsening pain in his side as well as other side effects, until it's really too late. Andrew ofc has to put up with neil "im-fine" josten's attitude.

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    He wanted to tell Andrew every day if he got to see this side of him, but Neil needed to make sure that it was okay to do this. That it was something Andrew wanted, because Neil was pretty sure nobody had told Andrew just how beautiful he really was.

    “Yes or no?” Neil asked, sure that Andrew would understand.

    ~*~

    Or, Neil thinks that Andrew is really pretty and can't stop thinking about it. It was bound to be blurted out one day.

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    Even though Neil doesn't mind that the swan he affectionately named Honker keeps returning to his cottage, he is growing a bit worried over Honker's reluctance to talk to him. So Neil decides if he wants to become friends, he's going to have to gain the swan's trust.

    On the flip side, Andrew isn't sure why he keeps returning to Neil's cottage. The witch is distracting, makes good food, and is the only human he's come across since he's been cursed. And he also can't deny that Neil pushes all his buttons in the right way, and that's going to become a problem.

    ~*~

    Or, Andrew and Neil bond over the three months after the curse was casted.

    NOTE: There are eleven parts before this I'd recommend reading first to understand what's happening, but you don't have to read them to get what's going on.

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    Though he tried to keep the day as normal as he could, Neil still got up a whole hour earlier than usual to take his run and attempted to make some eggs that burned when he got lost in thought. Andrew walked into the kitchen with a scowl and helped clean up the mess, making something actually edible with a mask of perfect calm. But Neil was an expert in Andrew’s facial expressions by now and could tell he was a bit nervous about what the day would bring.

    Facing Riko? No problem. The mafia? Neil could deal with it any day. Watching two little blonde girls that said words like ‘fishies’? Neil felt like his heart could stop at any moment.

    ~*~

    It's Aaron and Katelyn's anniversary, and they'd prefer to spend it child-less.

    Enter Neil and Andrew, who are going to do their damn best to give these kids the best sleepover ever.

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    Nathaniel Wesninski is seven-years-old when he's brought to Castle Evermore to train with Riko Moriyama and Kevin Day as a business exchange by his father, Nathan Wesninski, the Butcher of Baltimore. He's eleven-years-old when Jean Moreau joins them, creating the Perfect Court. He's twelve-years-old when he makes his first deal, selling himself to the Main Branch in return for Jean and Kevin's safety in The Nest. Constantly saving others in exchange for himself--his body, mind, and freedom--so they can get out unharmed, a true martyr that Nathaniel Wesninski is.

    Andrew Minyard is nineteen-years-old and a freshman at Palmetto State University when he first meets the seventeen-year-old boy with icy blue eyes and auburn curls that fell in his eyes at the fall banquet.

    Hell's floodgates can all but collapse with all that comes after but [almost] everyone would agree that they would change nothing.

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    CURRENTLY ON HIATUS

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    This is probably going to be really long. Basically, Andreil, after they both join a pro Exy team. Neil suggests they make things a little more interesting and don't necessarily tell anyone about their relationship, just act as they usually would. Cue the Minyard/Josten rivalry and basically just Andrew and Neil being little shits and thoroughly enjoying making everyone think they can't stand each other.

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    “So…” Neil trailed off, and Andrew finally looked up at his eyes again. “If I asked you to see a movie and eat ice cream with me, what would your answer be?”

    “Yes,” Andrew replied quickly. Probably too quickly, if the way Neil bit his lip to try to hide a smile was anything to go on. “We have all that here.”

    “What a coincidence,” Neil said, the smile breaking free.

    Andrew wasn’t sure how he managed to keep his own off his face. His body felt light, but in a good way. “And if I asked you to kiss me,” Andrew said quietly, glancing at Neil’s smile, “what would your answer be?”

    “Yes,” Neil breathed. “A definite yes."

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