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    Megamind does something spectacularly impressive with time...or it would be if it were intentional. Now Roxanne, Minion and Megamind are all trapped in the Lair for the next month, while in the world outside only half a minute passes.

    Its going to be a long thirty days

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    177
    Kudos:
    182
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    21
    Hits:
    1675
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    Phoebe returns to Metro City after the unexpected news of Megamind quitting villainy... and getting a girlfriend. Hard to say which one of them is more confused. Roxanne to the rescue!

    TW inside. This is a direct sequel to 'Roxanne Ritchi's Worst Kidnappings Ever'.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    131
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    Response to a prompt by Ramendobe. It's winter in Metro City - and with Metro Man visiting family for the holidays, it's the perfect time for the Master of All Villainy and his Minion to take over. But some of the robotics in Minion's suit are damaged last-minute, so when Megamind's plan literally falls apart, he's left to face the angry populace all on his own.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,055
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1898
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    Roxanne Ritchi just wanted her shoes replaced.
    Marrying her Supervillain in a surprise Vegas elopement was not part of the plan. It wasn't part of Megamind's plan either... Unfortunately, all of Metro City is way too excited to finally see them together for them to admit the truth. But they can solve this...somehow

    Series
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    English
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    126,803
    Chapters:
    23/26
    Comments:
    1052
    Kudos:
    400
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    8717
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    Canon-Compliant starting immediately after Megamind defeats Hal.

    Being the Defender of Metrocity is not a title one earns easily. Like most things Megamind would like to have, it’s earned with trust. He barely knows the meaning of the word.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    91,842
    Chapters:
    19/28
    Comments:
    289
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    3513
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    Герой пожертвует тобой, чтобы спасти мир.
    Злодей пожертвует миром, чтобы спасти тебя.
    Роксаны больше нет. Всё, чего хочет Мегамозг - вернуть её. Любой ценой.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    30,317
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    86
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    Dating the defender of Metro City is always an adventure… even if he falls asleep during movie dates.

    Language:
    English
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    784
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    127
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    Even after all this time you'd think Roxanne would know better than to steal from a supervillain

    Language:
    English
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    3,831
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    461
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    In the insanity that became her life, Roxanne reflects on the worst kidnappings she experienced throughout her career in Metro City. Chaos ensues.

    TW inside, adult rating for the last chapter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,142
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    579
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    A story of love, lust and colour coordinated calendars... and how Roxanne Ritchi became the Mistress of Evil

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    120,416
    Chapters:
    30/60
    Comments:
    1254
    Kudos:
    486
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    10805
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    Megamind, Roxanne, and Minion have embarked on an involuntary excursion into the past.

    It's all Clyde's fault.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,905
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1353
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    Megamind gets hit a little too hard during a fight, and suddenly has no memories of... Well anything. Minion turns to Roxanne for help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,591
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    695
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    In 1977, a probe carrying a recording of the sounds of Earth was launched toward deep space. What if Megamind's people did something similar, years before the black hole? And what if Megamind acquired that recording? Emotional hurt/comfort, bring tissues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,493
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    311
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    In which Megamind gets hurt, and Roxanne takes care of him. But put in such close quarters, Roxanne can’t help but realize how fond of the supervillain she really is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,613
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    287
    Kudos:
    344
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    5078
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    Before the grand unveiling of the new museum, Megamind has a few moments alone with his thoughts.

    ...he can't do this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    461
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    125
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    Megamind and Roxanne become parents and promise to keep their innocent daughter safe from the world, even if it means hiding the truth from her. However, this promise backfires onto them in ways that they couldn't possibly imagine...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    84,064
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    842
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    I wanted a place to post my short Megamind writings. Ideas that don’t deserve full fics or just small things I wanted to explore. Chapters are unrelated unless otherwise stated. Each chapter has a summary and rating at the top.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,169
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1029
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    This is a sort of rabid plot bunny that was born out of a hilarious discussion on the Megamind Discord, and written with the permission of others involved. I've tried to do the ideas justice. For anyone wondering, no, it is decidedly not from the Blue Defender universe. It's complete, unabashed, humorous fluff. Just a fun romp through what occurs when a major misunderstanding has unexpected consequences.

    A series of events leads Roxanne to make some questionable decisions, from snagging a few items from a certain blue supervillain's hideout to accidentally agreeing to a major life change. She thinks it's all a joke. Megamind doesn't agree. Hilarity ensues. Realizations are made, chief among them: never mix poodles and mimosas. WARNING: Language. I don't own Megamind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,893
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    138
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1213
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    "I hate you" Roxanne hisses as he thrusts deeper.

    "Of course you do," Megamind agrees as his lips caress her shoulder, "I'm the bad guy, you're supposed to hate me,"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,024
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    696
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    Being the Defender of Metro City means Megamind gets called out for all sorts of things, some more serious than others. Luckily Roxanne knows just what he needs afterwards.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,066
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    226

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