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    It’s a fucking dragon.

    When Adam gets sucked into reading another one of Anathema’s magazines, dragons, demigods and all sorts of mythological creatures start popping up around the world. Whatever that might mean, is none of International Express Man Lesley’s business. And all he wanted that morning, was really just another cup of coffee.

    Written for the prompt ‘Demigod’ from the Good Omens Bingo 2021

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    From its forging, to becoming War's weapon of choice, Aziraphale's sword has been on quite the journey.

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    “Forget my own head next..” Aziraphale mumbled to himself as he reached behind the stack of books to retrieve the mobile. Carefully he touched the green bubble on the screen. “There you are my dear, I was starting to worry about you.”

    Nothing on the other end. Aziraphale worried he’d swiped the wrong direction, had he hung up by mistake? Or touched the mute button again?

    “Crowley are you there?”

    “Yes, Aziraphale. He’s here,” answered a voice that was not the demon’s.

    Aziraphale felt his insides turn into leaden blocks of ice. He stared in stunned terror at the screen of the phone. Crowley’s picture grinned lasciviously at him and the angel felt sick trying to reconcile seeing the face of his lover but hearing the Archangel Gabriel’s voice.

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    ==>READER: Peruse Summary

    What strange alchemy is this, you ponder, that brings together two such disparate fandoms and mashes them together like an over-enthusiastic child with their Play-Doh, thinking they're going to make a pretty new magenta color but finding instead that what they've made is offal-brown mush instead? What could possibly be contained herein, that makes this a worthy read? Could there be adventures? Silliness? Romance of at least four different flavors? Unspeakable violence? Aliens? Meta narratives? Utter obliteration of the fourth wall? Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey canonical weirdness?

    The answer is yes. Yes there is.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Fill for this prompt : Hot goth in the woods that keeps answering the door and sighing and going “No, I’m not the witch, he lives over there,” and points across the way to a dazzling pretty boy wearing a gold waistcoat who’s waving excitedly at them. This happens 268 times a month.

    And now it's Good Omens.

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    When Earth freezes over, it’s springtime for the Underworld — but it wasn’t always that way.

    Aziraphale, God of Spring, was once isolated from the other gods by his overbearing mother. Crowley, God of the Underworld, wanted him to take the freedom he deserved — and all it took, in the end, was a little piece of fruit, and a lot of temptation.

    (Good Omens Hades & Persephone AU)

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    Our favorite International Express Man had quite the day yesterday, but is willing to make another delivery for a customer's special request.

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    Crowley wants to get a cover-up tattoo, and finds an artist that appeals to him. Turns out Aziraphale appeals to him in more ways than one.

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    While it's unfortunate for one’s car to break down in the middle of the countryside, the pretty-as-a-postcard Tadfield could hardly be considered the worst place Anthony J. Crowley has ever been. Of course, it doesn’t help that it looks like it hasn’t yet seen the turn of the millennia, let alone this decade, but perhaps that’s just what he needs as he crawls his way out of the Hell he’s endured for the past fifteen years. Maybe the last thirty, if he's honest with himself.

    Though he could do without the rain.

    When Aziraphale Fell happens upon him and offers him shelter from the storm in his little family-run antique repair shop, neither are expecting it to change everything. The angel with his white umbrella and his tartan bowtie doesn’t expect this mysterious stranger to be able to fill the timely vacancy in his shop or the quiet of his life, but they’ve both had experience in restoring once-beloved items back to their full glory.

    Perhaps Crowley hasn’t fallen quite so far that he wouldn’t fit in with the rest of Aziraphale’s ragtag team of eccentric restoration experts. And perhaps they may be able to turn that talent on themselves and each other, and seal the cracks in their own hearts.

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    Crowley is entering his pig into the prestigious Tadfield Pig Racing Championships and has no doubt that his beloved Princess will do amazingly well. His plan is to avoid speaking to other people as much as humanly possible, after all, it's not like he's trying to make friends. Things don't exactly go according to plan when he meets the ridiculously handsome and lovely Aziraphale, who also has a pig in the competition, and who keeps finding him between the races to talk to him. As they get to know each other better, their pigs start getting very closely acquainted too...

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    A delivery man leaves a package at the bookshop door. It only takes the better part of an evening before Aziraphale lets Crowley look at what's inside the box.

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    An innocuous cuckoo clock shows up at the Bookshop while Aziraphale is running an errand.
    Crowley sticks his finger in a trap and soon both of them are very literally trying to beat the clock before time runs out for Crowley.
    A fun short occult adventure with three illustrations by the charming Afhyer!
    ___
    Rated T for intense situations.

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    Why would someone put cereals in the refund box of a library?

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    Thirteen vignettes in honor of the spooky season, written for racketghost's Halloween prompt list.

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    An alternative version of the Good Omens scene involving Crowley and Aziraphale waiting for a bus. Now includes a fist bump, one of those little top hats you get in Monopoly and a brief discussion about exorcisms.

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    I am SO happy to be here for Whumptober again!
    Last year was an amazing experience and I am psyched to do it this year too!
    Prepare for some fluffy angst everyone^^

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    Adam and The Them are learning about growing up during the pandemic and decide to take things into their own hands. Aziraphale and Crowley receive disturbingly familiar packages from The International Express Man. Do they need to become godfathers again?

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    Crowley crossed his arms in disgust.  “For the love of all that’s unholy, angel, how many times do we have to shoot this scene?  Did you lose the bloody sword or something?”
    “Lose it?  Don’t be ridiculous.”  Aziraphale’s smile looked more like a rictus.  “I, er, must have just put it down somewhere.”  He laughed painfully.  “I’ll be forgetting my own head, next.”

    In 1947, the toon team of Aziraphale Angel and Crawly Demon are bitter enemies on the screen, and solid gold at the box office--until Aziraphale starts to lose his focus.

    Anathema Device is a down-at-heels private detective, ready to do almost anything to pay the bills--except take on a toon as a client.

    Then the millionaire owner of Toontown is murdered, and Aziraphale is the only suspect--and everyone is going to have to change.

    The Good Omens/Roger Rabbit fusion that I didn't know I needed until it happened.

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