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*YOU DON'T NEED KNOWLEDGE OF OMEGAVERSE TO READ*
Stan Marsh is a world famous Prime Alpha that has everything in his life together.
Until he lands himself in some legal trouble and finds his lawyer to be his long lost best friend Kyle Brofloski. Who's a beta? Though Stan remembers Kyle's scent being sweet and addictive, the scent of an omega.
But in present day he seems like a normal beta, if not acting a little weird.
Not to mention the fact that Kyle won't even make eye contact.
Stan will just find a way to change that.
Make green meet blue once again.
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The music swelled but the attention was all in her stare. She was mad. Ferociously eating the panicked screams of the ensemble, her mouth gaped.
"Our father, who art' in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!"She peeled back her hair as if it were blood-sticky and swallowed.
"I will not cry, I'm ok
I've tried so hard to play their way
Mama, you should've told me
And god made Eve to bear the curse
The curse of blood, the curse of blood..."The South Park kids put on a musical....
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Thomas is the new kid, Cartman says false things to Tweek, which lead up to him and Craig having a short argument.
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"I’ll level with you here," Kenny said, setting his cup down and turning to face Stan directly. "I need some fucking cash, and you need to be able to call homophobia whenever someone questions your relationship status. So, like, I’m not saying we should pimp ourselves out to fujoshis but—"
"We should totally pimp ourselves out to fujoshis."
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Or Stan needs to prove he’s over Wendy, Kenny needs to make some quick cash, and there’s really only one reasonable way to do that: going gay for pay.
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Those who know the truth about the supernatural world can easily see that many beings have made a home in South Park, however, to most citizens the supernatural goes unnoticed. After forming a strange bond with his best friend, Stan Marsh is suddenly thrust into the supernatural world without any warning.
When townspeople start going missing, a group of teenagers, human and supernatural alike, team up to investigate the disappearances and protect their town.
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Sal Rosavelt Dovahkin is a seven year old girl who's 8th birthday is in a few days. In the meantime, our reckless protagonist was looking for something to do. Then her mother calls and says a friend has arrived. And now she has a choice. Chaos? Or stay inside being bored? The answer seems obvious.
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I'm forcing myself to write at least 500 words about these gay idiots being in love for the rest of the month and if my writers block isn't cured by the end of it I'm going to commit a crime
(They're turning into one shots rather than drabbles)
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Fat Brat Camp by Wooden_Porkchop for Molly Coddles
Fandoms: South Park, Craig of the Creek (Cartoon), Angela Anaconda (Animated Series)
19 Mar 2024
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Henrietta gets sent to a fat camp after failing to diet.
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Tweek Tweak dies on his last mission before he was supposed to be forced to retire. Here's everything that happens after.
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Scott Malkinson has always been ignored for the most part, he’s practically invisible. When he does occasionally find his way into the attention of his peers, it’s usually just to make a cheap crack at his diabetes or mock his lisp. “I’m Thcott Malkinthon and I have diabeteth,” bet you’ve heard that one before. I bet that’s all you’ve heard. Nobody sees him, not really, until suddenly Clyde Donovan does. Scott can’t even begin to rationalize why a popular football player like him would even pay him any notice, but after being partnered up for a school project, Clyde keeps hanging around. For the life of him, Scott can’t figure out why Clyde has taken interest in him, or why his heart beats a little faster whenever he’s around.
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A tenant with no concept of organization moves into Kyle's apartment, and Kyle is challenged to get through the semester without tearing his new roommate's head off.
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Stan wakes Kenny up on his birthday
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- Part 1 of Kenny's Birthday Week 2024
- Part 9 of South Park Stories
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Style sickfic requests.
Because I’m shamelessly obsessed with how cute they are taking care of each other.
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Figuring adulthood isn’t at all what Kyle Broflovski imagined, especially since it involved him working under corporate newspaper editor nightmare Craig Tucker. It wasn’t really what Kenny McCormick pictured either; an upgrade from his life down at South Park but a constant playing at messenger boy to anxious but successful creative director Tweek Tweak.
What happens when reaching their boiling point and a few drinks lead to playing matchmaker behind two lonely hearts and maybe finding your own perfect match along the way?
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Do You Think We're Together In Every Universe?...I Hope So by Ultramarine_Skai
Fandoms: South Park
18 Mar 2024
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After fate is disrupted in the Stick of Truth universe, Kyle, Stan, Craig, Tweek, Kenny, and Marj are destined to be born again and again in different universes, they will always find each other and die shortly after they do.
If they can find each other and fall in love 10 times the cycle ends but if not they'll be trapped in eternal damnation.
What's there to do when you're trapped in a cycle of early deaths and lost memories but fall in love?
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-Stick of Truth
-Soldiers of Heaven & Hell (Phone Destoryer: Mystic)
-Bloody and Alone (Vampires)
-Avatar the First Firebender
-Fractured but Whole
-Fingerbanging until the Crimson Dawn (Stupid title I know)
-Imagination Land
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-It's the End of the World as We Know It (Phone Destroyer: Sci-Fi)
-South Park~Heaven~
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- I𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, you may request anything and I will write. ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊
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Leo opened his mouth a few times, attempting to answer his questions. “I-I-” Snapping his mouth shut again, he slapped his forehead with enough force to leave a mark. “If I admit I like you too, I don’t know what’ll happen to you!”
“Butters, I’d let your dad kill me thousands of times for eternity, if it meant I could be with you - even if it was just for this moment.”
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Kenny McCormick and his friends find their lives changing rapidly as the city of South Park grows, and invites in new challenges for them to overcome. With the arrival of a strange new kid, Kenny finds himself diving head first into the captivating nature of him, uncovering the secrets plaguing the city along the way.
[Newly revised as of 11/12/23]
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When Tweek moves from New York City to a hick mountain town in the middle of nowhere, he figures he'll be spending his senior year alone. He's quick to learn the people in this town are different- and they're not all bad.
Craig doesn't like much of anything. He's spent his whole life disliking the same town, the same routine, and the same people. He's just not a happy person. It's not like a weird new kid from the East Coast can change that- even if he's unlike anyone Craig has ever known.
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When Butters is whisked away from Kenny's house mid-hangout, Kenny turns to the only person in town that can really get things done - Eric Cartman. It doesn't take long for things to get totally out of hand, and at Cartman's behest the kids of South Park are thrown into a full-fledged reenactment of the Trojan War. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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某天Kyle无意听说隔壁哨兵班级转来了一个A级帅哥哨兵。身为向导且同为A级的Kyle难免有些好奇,但终究只是好奇,他并没有把这件事放在心上,直到听别人谈起这位哨兵的来头……