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    Alternatively, Diluc and the terrible horrible no good very bad existence.

    He has:
    1. Two roommates (leeches). To be fair, he took them in willingly (reluctantly).
    2. One very horny (former) brother.
    3. Two Khaenri'ahns openly plotting the destruction of Mondstadt for the glory of Khaenri'ah (also they fuck. obnoxiously).

    He didn't mean to take in an alcoholic bard (god, but he doesn't know that) and his traitor brother (prince, but he doesn't know that either). It just so happened that he was too nice for his own good. Despite his distaste for Kaeya, he still couldn't leave him homeless in the wake of Klee blowing up his apartment complex.

    Of course, he hadn't anticipated sleepless nights due to Kaeya and his blond bitch boy toy, nor had he expected them to dump the Spark Knight on him to babysit while they fucked off to Barbatos knows where (he does know) to decimate Mondstadt.

    Anyway, hopefully (despite overwhelming evidence stating otherwise) they're kidding about the whole blowing up Mondstadt thing.

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    "For the love of Mondstadt, shut up, you fiery ball of angst!" Venti slams his body onto Diluc, shutting him up mid sentence, pushing them off-balance, crashing to the floor behind the counter. "And, don't you dare continue that train of thought! Unless you want a meteorite to flatten Angel's Share—no, Mondstadt City—and regret the destruction you've brought."

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    OR, Venti comes back from his very long trip from Liyue to settle the debt he owed Master Diluc. One suggestion from Kaeya later, and Venti becomes the resident barmaid of Angel's Share during the Windblume Festival.
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    Also features: Nosy, well-meaning 'family members', some barmaid!Venti shenanigans, Xiao and Venti figuring things out, and a good dose of humor.
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    Omake 4 in Ch4 of the parent story (1 yr later)
    Ties the loose ends of Footnote 16.
    Can be read alone, with Rightly Placed Assumptions (tm) from the following ideas: 1)Venti stole some wine as gifts for a 'deceased' friend, 2) Venti meets Xiao again, fulfilling said friend's request
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    (Rating up due to small, citrusy deets on ch2&5 😆 )
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    After Draff dies of a freak accident, Diluc adopts Diona. As time goes on, Diona learns to stop hating Diluc and grows to see him as a father figure.

    So of course she’s going to fix his life! He helped her so she’ll help him, duh. With the help of Klee, she’s going to make Diluc and Kaeya siblings again or so help her Barbatos-

    Not to mention her dad’s sad little love life that’s lacking due to his blindness. She could’ve sworn she was adopted by Diluc and not Glory.

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    wherein kaeya refuses to pay his debt at the northland bank in hopes to get their youngest harbinger to collect it

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    You elbow the living shits out of Kaeya when he tries to prank you

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    Venti has added 14 people to the conversation
    Venti has changed the conversation title to people that fuck kids or smt lol idk
    Venti: your english essay or ur life
    Diluc: my life
    Diluc: release me from this prison we call living
    Jean: do...you need to talk?
    Kaeya: don’t worry, he’s being edgy
    Venti: please guys im actually gonna fail

     

    Or: Its another Modern AU Chatfic, but everyone hates each other.
    (Updates on Sunday/Monday)

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    just a dumb discord/gc au based on the weird convos with my friends and dumb shit I came up with. everyone radiates chaotic idiocy.

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    Jean Gunnhildr the Acting Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius was panicking.
    She walked from one end of the office room towards the other end.
    She gently bit on her gloved pointing finger as she pondered.
    The situation she found herself was bad.
    Very bad and irresponsible.
    The situation she happened to be in was…

    Pregnancy.

    Yep she got herself pregnant.

    Who was the father?

    The one and only ex knight of Favonius and current owner of the Dawn Winery, Diluc Ragnvindr who also happened to be her secret boyfriend.

    Aka a story of Jean and Diluc becoming parents and trying their best to raise their kid.

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    Diluc Ragnividr never came back from his journey of revenge against the Fatui. Now, five years after he went missing, two harbingers are in Mondstadt, and it's up to Jean, Lisa, and Kaeya to keep them from succeeding where La Signora failed and killing their archon.

    Alternatively: Diluc makes bad choices, Jean works herself into unconsciousness several times, Lisa is the only person with any common sense, and Kaeya deals with his emotions by sleeping with his brother's coworker. What could go wrong?

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    like most things, it starts on a nice day. the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and somewhere, you jump out a second-story window with a haphazard plan to steal the geo archon's gnosis before childe, the bane of your existence, does.

    of course, nothing goes exactly according to plan.

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    "You came in here, dressed like a whore. Interrupted my work, now you're sitting on my desk swearing you'll do anything for me. Lisa has been lending you too many of those dirty books." He's never spoken to you like this before, always so polite and respectful. You go rigid with fear when he admits being privy to what you thought was a secret. "Yes, I'm aware. Filthy things, you liked the one about that prince so much. You read it every night and pretend that it was us, don't you?"

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    emergency food: PAIMON
    IS NOT
    EMERGENCY FOOD

    Tone-deaf Bard: you talking a lot of shit for emergency food

    emergency food: SHUT UP YOU

    au where everyone has phones
    basically just random bullshit ensuing.

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    7/?
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    It’s almost Windblume. Kaeya’s writing a satirical teenage love poem in Diluc’s office. Diluc doesn’t realize it’s for him.

    Or

    There’s an irresponsible rat draped over his office arm chair right now, and that rat has blue hair and an extremely distracting voice. He’s also composing a love poem with the diction of a smear piece.

    Aloud.

    “What do you think? When thine fearsome eyes fix upon me, I am compelled, I wish to leap from atop the church spire bell. Would a cliff be more romantic?”

    “I could toss you off both for science.”

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    Diluc and Jean have always had feelings for each other, no matter how reluctant the two are to admit it. Besides, their personalities clash. He actively hates the Knights of Favonius, and she, well, she's the Acting Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius. Two different people could never work together. right?

    Either way, the attraction between Jean and Diluc is undeniable, and Kaeya is tired of watching them dance around each other. What happens when he meddles a little?

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    12/15
    Comments:
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    88
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    3
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    A text log locked behind several firewalls on Albedo Kriedeprinz’s phone.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    28
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    1
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    257
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    As a foreign college exchange student, Lumine is chosen to study in Mondstadt, a small city that holds, at first, a simple life that looks like she can breeze through a year of hard work and benefits. Being separated from her brother without her say isn’t easy, but she’s decided to dwell on what lies ahead and find new possibilities. When she meets her roommate for the year, a hyperactive cop in training, she stumbles upon a mysterious musician who enlists her in a part-time waitress job at the heart of Mondstadt, The Four Winds Coffee shop. Unknown to Lumine, who in between working and studying to pass the semesters, is raptured by the hustle of the everyday citizens who walk in with open books for her to peer through, only to find herself unraveling and invested into the pages by big names of the windy city.

    With every danger comes a price, and a new beginning with secrets to unfold.

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    Comments:
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    560
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    92
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    Albedo gets dicked down by Kaeya and has to take a day off work, again.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
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    402
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    32
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    11519
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    Diluc has something to confess. It doesn't go the way he planned.

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    —— (Vampire AU)

    Albedo absently touched his chin, moving upwards to his cheek and then ear, remembering vividly the strange touches or the way hot breath ticked his sensitive skin. The blond shuddered, shaking his head to get rid of these intrusive thoughts.

    “Klee!” He called out, expecting to hear the usual shriek of the girl asking ‘what?!’ Or the sound of tiny feet running down from the floor above.

    But there was silence.

    “...”

    “...”

    “... Kaeya?” And the blond couldn’t bring himself to shout the name, still too foreign on his lips.

    ——

    OR,

    Keaya stole the ‘Blood Diamond’, convince it’ll bring him and his brother wealth. Things go south, however, and he finds himself recovering inside Albedo’s mansion as he babysits a girl named Klee. Diluc, on the other hand, is progressively more worried that Kaeya is dead. But that’s probably unimportant. Oh! Did I mention the diamond is the key to their towns protection from vampires? Yeah.
    It kinda sucks it’s stolen-

    (P.S. Albedo is the vampire in this one.)
    (P.P.S. Will continue shortly!- finishing off proof reading and fixing previous chapters! :) )

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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
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    705
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    75
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    10965
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    Jean sends you and Kaeya away to make sure the Golden Apple Archipelago islands are safe, and Kaeya takes advantage of the secluded area.

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    209
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    11
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    4219

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