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    Whilst on a mission, John and Todd are attacked and stranded on a planet without a working stargate. Their only hope of escape comes in the form of Wraith from Todd's own alliance, who don't know of Todds "dealings" with humans. It's either be caught or, do what Todd does best and lie. One demonstration later and John finds himself on a Hive alongside his dubious companion. What was supposed to be a temporary stop soon becomes a journey into the vastness of the Pegasus Galaxy with no way to contact Atlantis and no way off the ship without being found out and risking not just death, but Todd's alliance itself. Desperate to get back to their respective homes, John and Todd must embark on a long and dangerous quest with no hope for survival except each other.

    Across the Universe is the story of trust, acceptance, and love between two unlikely wayward adventurers. It seems that there certainly is a lot about each other that John and Todd don't know.

     

    -Set in season five after "Search and Rescue" and before "The Queen" as an AU timeline.

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    Years ago, Sherlock steals the deed to a cabin in Stardew Valley from Mycroft for a laugh. Now, he uses it for a case pretending to be William S. Scott, attempting to lie low as a farmer and beekeeper. The valley turns out to be both more difficult and more fascinating than he anticipated.

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    John Watson and Sherlock Holmes live in a world where everyone possesses Z-Eyes, an advanced neural implant (featured in the Black Mirror Christmas special (which happens to be called White Christmas). John has a tendency to use his Z-Eye to block Sherlock when he's angry with him, always quickly unblocking him within a day's time. Unfortunately, though, there will come a time where John can no longer block his best friend, even when he wants to, and he will regret every time he ever did...

    Rated T for mild swearing.

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    "I would never hurt my daughter-"

    "No," cut in Mycroft. "You lost your claim to being her father the day you left her behind. Sherlock is her only Papa. Lestrade is Uncle Greg, Miss Hooper is Auntie Molls and I am Uncle Myc. My mother and Father are Grandma and Grandpa, and Mrs. Hudson is Gram. Angelo, Mike Stamford, all of Scotland Yard and Bart's, and most of London's homeless are looking out for her."

    "However, you are nobody. A stranger, a ghost. She knows you only from a photo on the mantle and Papa's bedtime stories about the lonely detective and his brave doctor. They. Owe. You. Nothing," he hissed.

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    The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

    At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

    A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

    NOW COMPLETE

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    John Gaius, Necrolord Prime, Kindly Prince and King Undying knelt among the bones of the seven saints who had served him, in varying degrees of faithfulness, for ten millennia.

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    John is straight.
    He has a girlfriend.
    Too bad the sex with Sherlock is so good.

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    As he watched the sauntering back of the consulting criminal in front of him, John was struck with an epiphany. He was not part of the game.

    That shouldn’t have been shocking for it had been clear from the start that this was between Sherlock and Moriarty. John was just, there, almost coincidentally. He was only an extension of Sherlock in this game. Had this been chess, he would have been something as ridiculous as horse; important enough to not be ignored but still utterly meaningless. 

    When the realization of how unimportant John was to the game registered, some other things dawned upon him too. The game had never been great. It was utterly unimaginative, one sided, with frankly ridiculous motives and presentation. The magic of the mystery that was the only things keeping things interesting was gone, everything was just utterly-

    “Dull.”

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    Sherlock Holmes and Obi-Wan Kenobi are both very smart men that did a very stupid thing, backed by very smart people acting very stupidly. Anakin Skywalker throws a fit and kriffs up the universe, and John Watson is definitely not paid enough for this shit.

    Please enjoys this mess that has no plan, and no update schedule (not that I normally have much of one anyway).

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    It's a golden life for Dean Winchester (...kind of)
    Though, even in an alternate universe, fate enjoys throwing him for a loop.
    Enter Castiel Novak: the weird, quiet, kid staying in town for the summer.
    Dean is head over heels instantly (Cas is too) but it's a tough ground to navigate.
    Not because Cas is a guy, no,
    but because he's got huge, black, raven wings.
    It's not a common mutation, and Dean should be afraid, but he really isn't.
    Truthfully, For once, Dean thinks he should have faith, and not in fate, no,
    but in Castiel.

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    A year has passed since Dr. John Watson met the world's only consulting detective, Mr. Sherlock Holmes, in St. Bart's Hospital. Watson's obsession with his wildly charming, seemingly perfect companion comes to a head when the good doctor is terribly wounded on a case. What follows is a series of shocking revelations—the least of which is that Sherlock Holmes is only a man.

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    After Sherrinford, the brothers avoid each other until Mycroft finds Sherlock in his kitchen.

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    John is fed up with Sam's recent attitude problems. He decides to send him to Mark Reed, a seasoned hunter known for training youths, getting them into shape, and helping to take care of their behavioral issues. His methods are a little bit... unconventional, however, leaving Sam shaped up, but bent a bit out of shape in the process.

    "In less than two hours, Sam found himself in the backseat of the Impala, on his way to what he assumed would be the worst week of his life. He had no idea."
    Sam is 15, Dean is 19

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    Sherlock is bored. The appearance of a new NSY detective provides an opportunity to make John jealous. John retaliates in a very satisfying way. Oh, and did I mention that there is Sherlock in knickers and some fun with jam?

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    Sherlock is bored. The appearance of a new NSY detective provides an opportunity to make John jealous. John retaliates in a very satisfying way. Oh, and did I mention that there is Sherlock in knickers and some fun with jam?

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    “What’s going on?”

    “An apology. It’s all true.”

    It isn’t; true that is. He’s lying, and somehow this little lie causes a chasm to rip open in his chest. It doesn’t make much sense; it being the pain this little lie is causing him. He’s about to die, but his mind has latched itself onto the small lies he keeps spewing to John. He thinks for a moment that he’s displacing his anxieties. Being worried about the small lies is much easier than thinking about the big one.

     

    (trigger warnings will be listed before each chapter. please read the tags. updates every week on Tuesday or Wednesday)

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    COMPLETE!
    The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

    At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

    A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

    Chapters 1-3 are the complete fic, chapters 4-6 are the accompanying ARTWORK from the amazing alifetimeaheadtoprovethat!

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    There is a serial killer on the loose with a penchant for collecting the brains of his victims. Sherlock, John and Scotland Yard are on the case, but something about the chosen victims has Sherlock on edge. While they piece together the clues that will lead to the killer, John begins to realize that the way his best friend thinks may sometimes be more a hindrance than a help….

    Set after HOTB, but doesn't reference canon particularly.

    ***NOW COMPLETE***
    ARTWORK by procoffeinating

    Russian translation by Little_blueberry available here:
    Быть человеком
    https://ficbook.net/readfic/10270172

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    Kintsugi is the Japanese method of repairing pottery with gold.
    "As a philosophy, it treats breakage and repair as part of the history of an object, rather than something to disguise." (wikipedia.org/wiki/kintsugi)
    --
    It’s like a nightmare.

    John looks like he is about to speak, but then Mrs. Hudson’s voice precedes her entrance to the flat. “Boys? What have you done this – Oh, John!” She wails, clutching her hands in front of her chest.

    “Call an ambulance, Mrs. Hudson” Sherlock points in her direction, trying to get her eyes on him instead. “Please.”

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    John is the one who is still alive but he's not living.

    After the death of Sherlock, his world slows to a stand still. His mind grieves to the extent that it tries to protect itself by imagining Sherlock.

    And while this illusion heals him it can still do a lot to hurt him.

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