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    John innocently sends a photo of himself to Dave’s older brother online. Bro replies less than innocently.

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    rose thinks about her memories.
    dave discusses the possibility of a revolution.
    jade runs away.
    john writes a letter to a potential adoptee.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and two of your cagiest troll friends have just fled halfway across the continent to take shelter in your home. You are more than okay with this. You're determined to keep them safe and happy, no matter what you have to do. That's your responsibility as friendleader, right? (Unfortunately, keeping Karkat and Gamzee safe and alive is proving to be far more challenging than it should be.)

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    It's cold out here. You feel goosebumps run up and down your arms like hounds that have caught a scent. You should've brought a jacket. Next to you, the object of your affections is crying and you don't know what to do. You feel inept and dumb and you need something to take it out on before it splashes onto him. You don't want to hurt him.
    "I need to tell you something," He's slurring badly. This can't be good.

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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    June Egbert is still coming to grips with the one inescapable fact she can't seem to understand: Rose Lalonde is dead.

    A requiem for a friend, told backwards in time.

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    Dave and our reader receive news about Strider's old friend.

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    Home isn't a place. Karkat and the others found this out. Home isn't a place, it's... Well, this is fucking cliché, but home truly is where the hearts at. It's the people you surround yourself with and how you feel when you're around them.

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    Ingredients:

    1.) John Egbert, depressed lighthouse keeper
    2.) Aradia Megido, formerly dead paranormal enthusiast
    3.) A massive storm
    4.) Sea salt. So much goddamn sea salt

    Instructions:

    Place John and Aradia into an isolated lighthouse. Shake well, then let marinate together for about a month. Add the storm when things start to get bitter, and season liberally with salt.

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    A President and a comedian-turned-Rebellion-leader walk into a bar. Well, not a bar, but it's the President's office. And the President is the only one doing any walking in. It's unclear what the Rebellion leader is actually doing there or how he got in, but if this is a specific joke, there better be one hell of a punchline.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020, updates on Sundays.

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    Dave Strider lives with his three other roommates, Sollux, Karkat and John. One day, due to being sleep deprived and stressed to hell, Dave decides to message John on an anonymous account. Dave was hoping to get his feelings out of his system, but this only serves to make shit worse. Sparking a chain of events that spiral Dave further and further down a hole of stress and anguish as John seeks to find out which one of them sent the message, all while Dave drags his other roommates into the fray.

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    June always thought her long-distance friends were joking when they talked about magic powers and crystalline horns, or about receiving visions of the future or being able to turn into a giant wolf. That their hesitance to share their addresses was regular human caution or some strange embarrassment. That the fact that she could only communicate with them through an app nobody else could ever seem to find was just some weird quirk of her grandpa's technology. But maybe, it turns out, there's a lot more to the universe than meets the eye.
    A peculiar set of circumstances, a long-whispered prophecy, a house of divine beings. A chance encounter with a rip between worlds sends everything into motion.
    You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.

    (updates every other saturday)

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    In a world where a fanfiction author decides that they really liked the Infinite Loops idea before realizing how fucking big and weird it was decided to make a fanfiction in a fandom they had newly fallen into. Join multiple characters that you love and hate in an adventure that you won't ever forget! Or at least I hope you don't forget that would make me sad if you did.

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    At the start of the Covid outbreak, John Egbert's roommate moves back home, leaving him alone with a two bedroom apartment in the city. John is stressing out about getting his work done and finding a new place to live, when his best friend messages him, inviting John to come and live with his family on his farm where they harvest oranges from their orchard.
    John jumps at the chance to live with Dave rent-free with high hopes that will be the end of all his stressing, only, John didn't factor in the torment and stress that being gay on a farm filled with hot men would bring him and his fragile heart.

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    Hollywood had it wrong. The end of the world can be a slow thing. It never happens all at once.

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    dave has some...thoughts about john.

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    Dave and Karkat are sent on their first quest, the new adventure allowing them to get to know each other as never before. Through their journey and with their new deepening relationships; can they save the kingdom as their destiny requires?

    (I'm horrible at summaries sorry. Rated M for later Violence)

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    In a time plagued by the division of a Kingdom, small villages are always the first and most brutal battle grounds. During the raid of her own village, is Aradia Megido in the midst of a decision that will change the course of her life. The once farm girl and Shepard- turned courtesan -is now at the mercy of the foreign world of the elite. Conquering the complicated and, sometimes, peculiar ways of nobility is one thing. Conquering the mysteries of her Lord and new employer are a bit more confusing.
    Equius Zahhak is a warlord, fabled in his country to be more beast than man and feared by any commoner bold enough to lay their eyes on him. However, it seems he has found a weakness within himself, one he can't help but indulge. A beautiful farm girl who's life became entwined with his due to his own impulsiveness. Not only must he quell the ongoing rebellion within the borders of his kingdom, but now he must face the battle field of human emotion and connection.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    73/?
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