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    “Get out of Blüdhaven.” Nightwing ordered harshly as he ripped himself away from John and stalked across the warehouse. He carelessly stepped over the unconscious bodies of hired men before snatching up what was presumably one of his weapons.

    “Sorry, darling, but I’m here on business. Can’t leave til it’s sorted.” Constantine dropped his hands in his jacket pockets as he turned around to watch the vigilante.

    Nightwing grabbed his other escrima stick and holstered them both on his back. “It’s not your business.”

    “They’re demons.” John said bluntly. “Unless you and your brood have become quite practiced at demon hunting without me knowing - which, let's face it, is rather unlikely - then it certainly is my business.”

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    After Constantine meets the supposed High King of the Infinite Realms, they make a deal. It helps them both out, but neither seems to realize it's not just a deal anymore...well except Clockwork, but he's leaving them be for now.

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    Constantine accidentally adopts Danny but doesn't realize it anytime soon.

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    Raven thought she had finally begun to get control of her abilities. She was thriving with the Titans, beginning to tune out her father's insistent monologue, and even becoming close to her fellow Titans.

    That was until she began to experience some distressing symptoms and now can't control herself around her teammate, Damian.

    * Infrequent Updates*

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    Dick just wanted to have one momentent in peace where he can eat his Toggle Fruity Rocks without being disturbed was that too much to ask for? Like honestly was it really? Because if it isn’t, why the hell was his little wing in his room, with a pissed off Constantine.

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    Jason screws up one of Constantine's cases and now Dick has to help them get the spirit out of his city, of course though no spirit is normal really.

    Inspired by a tiktok @demolisherspork aka Spork on tiktok!

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    Edit 1/4/24 - Reviewing this work for what feels like the 100th time and decided to break it into chapters as I revise some of the story.

    John Constantine, demonologist, exorcist and Master of the Dark arts, has a drunken encounter with a beautiful stranger after the events of episode 13 of the NBC Constantine TV series. In his usual reckless fashion, John forges a magical soul bond with the woman and throws her life into chaos.

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    “This is a mess.” Hades huffed.

    “I think the demon Trigon is going to punch that angel.” Nico mused, struggling to hide the grin growing on his face “If they damage the throne room, I believe Persephone might knock them both down herself.”

    It wasn’t an ill-made prediction, Persephone was stood at the bottom of the steps glaring at the crowd with her hands on her hips. Nico winced in momentary sympathy for the rabble; he’d been on the end of her wrath before.

    “Hm,” Hades hummed in agreement “Have you been watching the soul?”

    Nico followed his father’s line of sight to where a half-transparent man in a long light brown trench coat sat on the floor, cross-legged, looking far too pleased with himself. He was turning his head back and forth between the two loudest arguers of the crowd, stifling laughter behind his fist.

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    Phantasmagoria (n.) - a sequence of real or imaginary images like those seen in a dream.

    Well, this is ironic.

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    It had been five years since the incident that drove John Constantine and Y/N L/N apart. While they worked in similar circles, Y/N was dead set on never crossing paths with the Hellblazer again.

    That is until he calls her out of the blue and is begging for her assistance.

    John Constantine begging? Now that's something Y/N has to check out.

    A John Constantine x Fem!Reader fic, complete with demons, archangels, the fate of heaven and hell, and more tension than you can hope to cut with a sharp knife.

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    Based on The Crow 1994, starring Brandon Lee. (RIP Brandon)

    Mary Goore didn't want the Papacy at all and found love with a Sibling of Sin. After he left the Clergy, he was murdered with his lover on Halloween: his wedding night.

    A year after the tragedy he comes back from the grave to set things right.

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    Every day is the same but different,

    The cycle of the same events and outcomes.

    Or: Dick is stuck in an unpredictable Time-loop for nine months and the one solution to end it all goes against everything he stands for.

    (Prequal to Scared to be Separated)

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    As the Laughing Magician, John Constantine can travel between dimensions - even to other multiverses.

    So what happens when he encounters Wakanda?

    The most "John Constantine" thing ever, really.

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    My first time participating in this even! Let's see if I finish it!

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    There’s a monster in her head.
    It fills the Raven with dread
    that some might think her Family Jewels
    make her cruel.

    Now he hears the monster too.
    It’s not black or blue
    but shades of gray
    that lead to who gets betrayed.

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    一位并不平凡的美国市民帮助正义联盟解决案件的故事。

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    It's spooky season and what better way to celebrate than going to a haunted house theme park full of scares and good times?

    That's what Danny's thinking, but something strange is happening in the park that's putting him on edge and he ends up getting sucked into the mystery.

    John Constantine was planning on staying in on Halloween night, too many old enemies out and about on the mortal plane. But since Zatanna was off world, John was the only one on call to solve a possible paranormal string of disappearances and changes of personality in those who survived.

    How will it go when these two cross paths?

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    'deus ex machina' — god from the machine.
    what is morpheus if not a god? surely not an angel. one of the endless, not lost to time but throughout it, and with it comes pain, especially after his seventy years of capture. john constantine isn't just a man, as much as any would like to claim. he's more than a man, no less than any other. he's human. as human as he'll allow himself to be. john stole his sand, and now he won't let go of john. he can't. not when it's his duty to have a tight hold on the reigns of every mind.

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    Zed Martin was raised her father's restrictive rule until she fled. He has chased her ever since because he believes she is destined to bear the Second Coming of Christ into the world.

    But John Constantine promised Zed that her father would have to go through him first.

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    In Hell's Kitchen, New York, the bustling streets and vibrant energy of the day give way to a mysterious and dangerous underworld after sunset. Tourists seeking the allure of New York City's dreams are oblivious to the hidden realm that emerges when darkness falls. This is where the sinners and fallen saints, the creatures that haunt our nightmares, find their refuge.

    At the center of this clandestine world stands Jackie Estacado, the Don of the Franchetti Crime Family. Jackie is not just a powerful mob boss; he is also the current wielder of an ancient and powerful force known as the Darkness. Passed down through generations, the Darkness grants its host extraordinary abilities, making the wielder a force to be reckoned with.

    Jackie rules over his criminal empire with an iron fist. The city's underbelly bows to his authority, and his enemies tremble at the mere mention of his name. But Jackie's power extends beyond the mortal realm. With the Darkness at his command, he is a force to be reckoned with.

    Amidst the chaos and the bloodshed, there is a softer side to Jackie, he is a loving husband and father who vowed to protect his family from both the forces of good and evil that clash for chaos and order.

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    John Constantine knew exactly what he was. He was a drunk. A conman. A coward. A fool. A liar. A cheat. Far be it from him to think he had a chance of being anything else.

    But, when John thought he had no one left, he still had Danny. Sometimes he wondered how long it would take Danny to leave him too.

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    Batman is rarely solicited by the Justice League to serve as a handler for "troublesome" new recruits, but this time, it's a punishment for leaving both the League and the Man of Steel leading it. John Constantine can rarely be bothered to give a shit about the Justice League, but this time, it's a punishment for nearly bargaining the world away for an ex-lover. Neither are too happy about this arrangement.

    But both, it ought to be said, are gluttons for punishment.

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