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    It's been a while. A LOT of things are covered in this (very lengthy) episode. Some things are not covered, that's explained in chapter 1. Unlike most episodes this episode DOES feature explicit sex. That's in chapter 8 and can be found summarised in the author notes for that chapter if you do not wish to read it.
    Included in this chapter:
    Andrew Shaws retirement, Ry McLeod makes his NHL debut, Carter Hart injured, Sam Girard Injured, TBarrie/MTkachuk fight, Tom Wilson/Rangers fight, Tom Wilson fine, Caps/Rangers fight, 100 points for Connor McDavid, John Tavares Injury, Naz Kadri suspension, Eddie Lack gets drunk, Playoff discussions, Ryan Reeves suspension, EJ return to ice, Team Canada wins worlds.

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    The cunning leader always falls for some gentle woman, who ends up being a spy and ruining him. That’s the plot of almost every mob movie Teddy has ever seen. But not him. He knows better than that. They got it wrong anyways.

    It’s a man, not a woman.

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    Chapter 1 is the main GC:
    Feat:
    A bunch of the trades from trade deadline day,
    Staalsy being in montreal
    TK referring to himself as a dingdong
    Emo Cale Makar
    Alex Ovechkin manhandling his stick during a break
    Patrick Marleau breaking the record for most NHL games, and the leafs congrats video

    Chapter 2 is Carter/Cale and is just soft fluff because I miss those boys

    Chapter 3 is Brady having a sexual identity crisis. and Matty failing to help him through it

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    In honour of G being back on the ice, I wrote a little possessive Sid thing. Because lets face it, the boy can't share his things OR lose a game. Especially a game of chicken blowjob. Also, Carter gets a nice welcome and a lunch, so it all ends well.

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    Things we cover in this episode:
    Tom Wilson's suspension
    Carter Hart being asked to name green things for St Patrick's Day
    ERIC STAAL WAIVING HIS NMC AND GOING TO MONTREAL
    Matthew Tkachuk being told he's not allowed to talk to his brother on ice pre game
    Nolan Patrick being scratched for no apparent reason
    Nate MacKinnon throwing some guys helmet at him like a bowling ball (and getting fined 5k)
    Connor McDavid elbowing some guy in the face (and getting fined 5k)

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    Quick warning for this one. As you all know GC references REAL LIFE EVENTS, some of the real life events that are mentioned in this, may be triggering for you. Please read through the list of real life events mentioned in the notes below before you decide whether you want to proceed:

    Please note, all opinions presented are not necessarily the opinions of the author, simply the opinions that the author believes the characters would in this environment have. And yes. Characters. They do NOT reflect the opinions of these actual real life people.... who I don't know...

    Any completely ignorant comments are either because a. I'm an idiot or b. because I'm writing idiot hockey players. I leave you to make up your mind.

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    Just a short one because I've got something longer in the works for you ;)

    Ryanne and Claude announce they're having another baby boy :D
    Matthew Strome makes the flyer's taxi squad
    The teams head to Lake Tahoe for the NHL Outdoor Game

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    FAIR WARNING PEEPS: this episode contains some HARD HITTING ISSUES.
    Pun wasn't intended, but it works SO WELL
    We are discussing: the Barstool vs NWHL bullshit
    Aaaaaand everybody's LEAST favourite ranger.... Tony DeAngelo wooooooop
    I'll give y'all some history lessons in the notes if you need them on that front.

    The chapters go: big chat. little chat. Big chat again.

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    Chapter 1: The Avs FaBs (Fiances and Boyfriends)
    Chapter 2: The main chat
    Chapter 3: The kids chat
    Chapter 4: Team pining.

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    Chapter 1: Gabe takes matters into his own hands and talks to Jeff. it goes as well as you can imagine
    Chapter 2: Team pining :D They are pining
    Chapter 3: 798... they're pining too
    Chapter 4: The chat ;)

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    "Cactus, I think it is time for me to tell you about Mike Richards and Jeff Carter."

    "Okay...who are these people, Bess?"

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    Happy new year, have a chatfic update :)
    Featuring.... the AMAZING lengthy LENGTHY MattDrai fic by puckthisshift (go read it, RIGHT NOW)
    Like, half of germany's WJ team being out with rona
    Kirby Dach's wrist injury
    Tazer's health news (more on this in the author note)
    Zdeno Chara getting signed to the caps (WTF)
    Day one of training camp for the sabres
    Zdeno chara's bondage bed
    Images of Mitch Marner as a catboy/princess peach

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    Things we reference in this fic:
    The current online disussion regarding how Keith Tkachuk is portrayed in fan fiction
    Mitch's latest instagram video
    Ryan Graves & Nolan Patrick being facially similar
    Tyler's adverts for Sénsūal Noir 😂
    The current lawsuit against the CHL (not discussed in any DETAIL however, just that it exists and how the boys feel about it)
    The new 2021 divisions

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    So...
    Chapter 1: The big chat
    Chapter 2: The little chat (with a couple of newbies!)
    Chapter 3: The Avs Chat
    Chapter 4: The Philly Flyers Group Chat

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    Chapter 1: the main group chat
    Please be aware, this chapter contains Patrick Kane's REAL BABY. OMG PEEKS, WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT BABY COME FROM? In this fictional universe, PTK3 (hereby known as Hatrick) is still biologically Amanda and Patrick's baby, but they are just good friends (who live together, she may be acting as his beard, that's unspecified), and Patrick and Jonny are still happy together
    NOW, because my decision to include hatrick (particularly in this way) was controversial when a subsection of readers were polled, I have made the following decision. Hatrick is referenced in this chapter. IT IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY HE IS GOING TO BE REFERENCED AGAIN. Gavin Giroux also exists in this universe and is mentioned in this chapter, but again, the boys don't really talk a lot about their kids in this group chat. So, if you don't want the baby content, just wait for the next episode. Or skip chapter 1
    Chapter 2 is team pining
    Chapter 3 is Danny B asking Stromer a favour
    Chapter 4 is introducing a new character to the OG chat

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    Real life references:
    MOVEMBER and Matts movember charity raising money thing.
    Brief mention of pending ontario further lock down
    Nico Hischier and his mandatory 5 month army stint

    There's a lot of fanfic content in this. Because there is.

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    References:
    Tyler's surgery
    Nate calling Sid "Dad" on his stream
    Grittney
    THE NEWLY ELECTED CHIEF OF DOGS WHO ARE SUCH GOOD BOYS :D
    Henrik Lundqvists massive cock (this was referenced in someone's autobiography, I can't remember who. The point is, it's real)
    Recent photos of wayne gretzky where he suddenly looks LOADS younger
    Clips of Nolan Patrick on The Bo Show

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    Content in this:
    TBear's reaction to Jujhar Khaira
    Tony DeAngelo deleting his twitter (side note, he blocked me on twitter last month and it was WONDERFUL)
    Bayne Pettinger coming out (WOOOOO GO BAYNE WE LOVE YOU) and why he ISN'T on the group chat
    Chu & Ouellette since someone requested teeks not understanding lesbians

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    Featured in this episode:
    Nate Dogg's twitch streams (two gs people, two gs)
    Arizona Yotes management/higher ups being complete aholes
    Halloween costumes
    Segsy prepping for surgery
    Brief mentions of bobby orr

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    In this chapter:
    the sudden influx of jamie benn thirst traps on intsa
    Tyson Foerster being drafted by the flyers
    The cancellation of the ASG

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