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    It’s almost 2 months after the Mountain Incident and Jaskier is sitting at a tavern, drinking his sorrows away. About Geralt, his sorry state of being (no lute, low on coin, alone), fall of Cintra just 2 weeks ago, fate and everything else. He though he was going to stay by the witcher’s side forever, but life’s no fairy tale. So more ale for him.
    In the corner Nilfgaardian soldiers get ready to kidnap the bard and give him to their wicked sorceress leader to force information from him about the lost princess. She may torture and curse him to get what they need, but hey, what can you expect from Fringilla Vigo’s student?

    Geralt’s 100% done with destiny. He’s with Ciri and has to hide from Nilfgaard's forces. And he still has to find Yennefer and beg her to locate his bard, damn it! And he needs to apologise if he wants to get his “dear heart” back.

    Yennefer licks her wound hidden in Brudge and contemplates her life.
    Triss helps fellow mages in Vizima.

    Lambert and Eskel travel south in search of Geralt, because they got letters from his bard saying their brother will need help.
    Oh, and they don’t even know about half of the shitshow it’s about to become. Truly ballad worthy story.

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    After a bruxa attack, a bestiary written by an Oxenfurt professor has Jaskier convinced that he’s about to turn into a vampire. Geralt can’t figure out what’s wrong with his friend until it’s almost too late.

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    The Path takes Eskel and Jaskier to different parts of the Continent far too often. One of Eskel’s shirts always smells like Jaskier, reminding him of home.

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    Jaskier and Geralt’s bonding had been an arranged marriage. Their love born from a necessary union between the Witchers of Kaedwen with the small but conveniently located Kerack. Geralt had never expected to find love in the union. But then, he had never expected Jaskier.

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    Every year Geralt travels to the coast to pick up the merman, and every year Jaskier emerges with a flap of his tail and a bright smile on his face, the florescent blue scales gracefully transforming into human legs. Every year Jaskier jumps into the arms of his land-bound witcher and takes his breath away with a bruising kiss.

    But this year, Jaskier does not show up.

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    When illness, injury, and argument tear Geralt and Jaskier apart, will fate, destiny, and a winter at Kaer Morhen be enough to bring them back together? Or will an unfortunate encounter with a venomous beast mark the end of the famous friendship between the White Wolf and the Bard?

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    ...and dead I love....

     

    Jaskier is captured and killed.
    And resurected.
    He does not know why, but a necromancer keeps him alive, and he dares not tell Geralt.

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    Geralt has definitely made plenty of enemies over the many years of his existence as a Witcher. The crudest of labels - mutant, monster, butcher - have rolled of the tongues of nearly all humans that saw him. There was but one person - a sweet, beautiful bard - who never viewed him as such atrocities. Geralt never understood why Jaskier cared so much for him.

    The only thing he understood less than that was how unreasonably in love he was with Jaskier.

    But the last time the Witcher allowed himself to be vulnerable, it ended in disaster the day he was dubbed the "Butcher of Blaviken". Geralt thought it best to deny his feelings after that - or, at the very least, to hide them.

    It seemed unthinkable that anyone would ever target Jaskier in order to get to Geralt, nor to take any brutal measures to silence him...

    ...But what if the unthinkable happened?

    How would Jaskier deal with losing what he built his life around - his voice? Would Geralt remain steadfast at Jaskier's side and do everything he could to undo the damage, or would guilt end up destroying him? Can a lovestruck Witcher and silent bard - their very existences being oxymoronic - ever recognize their feelings for each other?

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    Jaskier, captured by Nilfgaard and tortured for weeks, has panic attacks because no one knows where he is and no one is coming to rescue him.

    Basically a giant whump fic with plenty of angst and hurt but no comfort until later.

    Trigger warnings throughout the whole story for panic attacks.

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    “You can’t….” Aiden gritted his jaw and looked away from him when honeyed eyes shifted towards the source of the sound. “You can’t keep doing this.”

    “Doing what?” Geralt sighed, scrubbing a hand over his face and wincing at the sensation of dried blood flaking away. He must have missed it in the cursory scrub he’d attempted to clean off the evidence of the brief skirmish.

    “Acting like your death won’t be devastating.” A deep breath. “Acting like Jaskier would want you to do this.”
    __________________________

    The Sequel to I'll Be Your Shelter

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     Geralt could hear the other heartbeat in Jaskier’s sleep-laden body. It pulsated twice as fast as Jaskier’s heartbeat, in his belly. That belly was not as flat as it used to be. That belly did not have the necessary organs for a second heartbeat to exist in it.
     But Geralt could hear it, like distant thunder rolling across a black sky, heralding a lightning storm headed straight for them.
     A heartbeat signified life. A heartbeat was the sound of a muscular organ pounding in the chest of a living entity, pumping blood through a body to keep it alive, to aid in its growth.
     Jaskier’s heartbeat was a sound that comforted Geralt. It was a sound that staved off the screams of monsters and people he’d killed with his knives, his swords, his bare hands, from his conscious mind. A sound that lulled him into rare deep sleep, while he lied next to Jaskier and listened to its stable rhythm echoing from that hirsute, lean chest.
     There was nothing comforting about this other heartbeat.

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    When Geralt catches the attention of an evil, sadistic sorcerer who wants to hurt the witcher, Jaskier pays the heavy price for it.

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    A series of oneshots depicting a Feral Witcher and his Bard (This is self-indulgent Jaskier whump in which Geralt is even less sociable and much more growly).

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    “How do you think your strong will compares to a strong arm?”

    Jaskier closed his eyes and allowed himself a single, self-deprecating chuckle. “Rather badly it would seem.”

    Cahir huffed in response, releasing his hold and brushing a gentle hand down Jaskier’s hair. “You have other uses I suppose.”

    *******

    Follows on from ‘Rare Species’. Jaskier and Geralt have been separated for a year. During that time Jaskier’s acclaim has continued to flourish far and wide, until eventually he attracts the attention of an emperor.

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    Jaskier wasn't exactly sure what he had expected Kaer Morhen to be like but the keep was everything and nothing like it. The place was a dichotomy. Magnificent and sad in equal measures in its derelict state. Silent but full of noise. Cold yet filled with warmth.

    But most importantly, it was Geralt's home. Seeing him so relaxed, the sharpest edges rounded down with the knowledge of being safe and surrounded by his family was a beautiful sight to behold.

    Jaskier wished he too would relearn what safety felt like.

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    26/?
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    Jaskier has always known he loves in a way that is too much. He gives too much of himself, and wants too much in return. Post mountain break-up, Jaskier starts to doubt his value, attempts to drink Novigrad dry and makes the biggest mistake of his life: getting back with his abusive shit of an ex, Valdo Marx.

    Angst, whump, eventual comfort.

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    “If it’s like a reservoir, can it be replenished?” Geralt hears himself ask, “So you are no longer drained, but instead…filled up?”
    Jaskier clears his throat at the particular wording and looks away to hold in a laugh. “Um…As long as someone is willing.”
    “Hmm. Can I try?”

    In which Jaskier is an empath, and Geralt's love language is acts of service.

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    When hooker Jaskier accidentally goes too the wrong apartment he meets Geralt. Geralt doesn’t want to send the tired and hurt boy away. So instead of sending him away he does him an offer:

    “Wait, I will pay you six honderd dollars. If you let me treat your injuries, eat something healthy and spend the night in my guestroom. I don’t want anything sexual. Nothing at all. I just want to give you a night full of safety” Geralt offered. He didn’t know why or if it was the right thing to do, but he just couldn’t let him leave like this. Maybe it wasn’t smart or maybe the boy didn’t even want help. But he had to do something.

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    The sun was falling, making a graceful bow into the horizon. Warm light spread out over the streets of Oxenfurt like the last pushes of tide, ebbing, and flowing, and sinking back into night.

    “Ah, fuck,” Jaskier muttered, crossing out a spelling error with a snarl.

    x

    Jaskier has procrastinated for months on a paper he has to submit to a journal. With 60 hours left, he has no choice but to pull an all-nighter. Or... the full 60 hours. At the end of it, he waits for the sweet embrace of sleep, but finds it doesn't come so easily, anymore.

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    Jaskier ends up hurting himself while trying to make up for a recent lack of contracts. The road to recovery is long and lonely, but it doesn’t have to be.
     


    “You have a tendon injury,” said Geralt. “You’ve had it for a while, haven’t you?” His brows furrowed.

    “I don’t know what you’re talking about, I think you must be tired. I feel right as rain and I always have!”

    Geralt scoffed at his attempts at deflecting. “Really? Is that why you wince when you play the lute? Or why you hardly write anymore?”

    “Oh. I thought you hadn’t noticed.”

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    An admirer enjoys Jaskier's performances a little too much and tries to earn his love the wrong way. Geralt intervenes and takes the bard back to their room.

    Delirious and burning with a love spell, Jaskier seems to only find safety in Geralt's arms.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1449

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