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    here be monsters

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    "So yeah, that’s it. You have it so, so bad for this guy. Like glancing-in-his-direction-and-doodling-hearts-in-your-notebook kind of bad. (Though not really, because fellas is it gay to draw hearts while yearning? Of course it is.) But he thinks you’re a straight/in denial asshole and he doesn’t know that you’re already completely fucking hard and all your friends are out there listening to what is unequivocally gonna be the worst seven minutes of your life."

    (written for a kink meme prompt involving davekat doing 7 minutes in heaven, pantscum, embarrassment, and both of them pining after each other. how could i possibly resist that?)

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    Meat or Candy? Those two choices simply weren't good enough; it's time for something new. Something healthier.
    CANDY - sweet, but empty and unfulfilling. nice in the moment, but ultimately unhealthy
    MEAT - raw, juicy, fulfilling, but leaves a bad feeling in your stomach and a shitty taste in your mouth. might make you sick later.
    SALAD - fulfilling and tasty, and actually fucking healthy to consume! it's something you brought, something you wanted; it's your own path.

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    6/?
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    34
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    Dave and Karkat are sent on their first quest, the new adventure allowing them to get to know each other as never before. Through their journey and with their new deepening relationships; can they save the kingdom as their destiny requires?

    (I'm horrible at summaries sorry. Rated M for later Violence)

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    2/?
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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    72/?
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    John Egbert wakes up in a strange school, his last memory was walking into Sburb Academy. As he meets the other people trapped with them, he learns the dark secret of this school. What will he do to survive the game's he is being put through?
    In a mirror situation, Roxy Lalonde wakes up in a similar situation. She's also participating in these games, but what the neither of them know? Is that they're cousin is in the same game, and they're fates are tied.
    You have the feeling it's going to be a long year.
    (REWRITE OF THE ORIGINAL WHICH SUCKED ASS)

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    Keeping your enemies closer is a lot easier when you don't have friends.

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    🍬 "I've got a sweet tooth- it gets the best of me, and you're like candy~" 🍭

    https://youtu.be/WpVSbppnpps

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    Dirk Strider has to kill Jake English.

    He's not the only one. Won't be the last. He has no choice if he wants to keep his brother alive, and for that, he would do anything the world asked of him.

    Jake English has to keep them alive.

    He never asked to be a leader, just wanted to make sure his friends had enough to stay on their feet.

    It's too late to turn back now.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    14
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    It’s been three years since SBURB, and John’s friends have acclimated to the new environment they have found themselves in. They’re able to live happily, even if true normalcy isn’t a possibility. John, however, hasn’t quite been able to adapt quite like his friends. Even if the other’s stories are far from over, John has been left much farther behind by the narrative. But now? Now it’s time to catch him up.

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    2/?
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    DAVE: no seriously
    DAVE: it can literally do anything
    DAVE: like
    DAVE: talk to anything drive anything calculate anything
    DAVE: this thing is smart as fuck
    DIRK: Can it make babies and play football?
    DAVE: yeah dude totally

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    A retelling of the 2018 thriller, Upgrade, because everything is Homestuck. A good old fashioned high-tech revenge fantasy romp around a city that runs on machines in the near future; complete with AI, Striderian angst, and run on sentences, just like Mama used to make. (Updates on Tuesdays!)

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    Chapters:
    8/10
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    Dave and Karkat participate in the school musical. Karkat is the director, and Dave is cast as the lead.

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    That's the thing, with the eight of you (or two, or four, depending on how you split up, or ten, or twenty, depending on how many people invite themselves over to your house). Together, you're a constellation. It doesn't take one star, but a multitude, and based on which ones are brightest in each season, the shapes in the sky are different

    Downstairs, Dirk and John and Jade are one part of a constellation right now, and you and Roxy are another, and Rose and Kanaya make a different piece, and all in one you make a galaxy, or a universe, or something unexpectedly simple, like a family.

    Roxy pinches your arm. “Cheesy.”

     

    After the game, they all fall into each other's orbits, one way or another.

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    3/?
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    Our dear reader meet Dave Strider once more after their last encounter.

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    The seduction of an heiress, and an heiress's seduction.

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    >be Jake

    >get shipwrecked

    >forcibly befriend a snakeman

    >profit

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    33/?
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    Living with Trolls was wierd, Dave decided.

    It wasn't not the lack of Dæmons, no, he'd kinda expected that from his talks with Terezi and though it was slightly shocking to actually see them walk alone with nobody to talk to, he wasn't actually surprised. It was the fact they didn't care what forms dæmons took.

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    Vignettes in the lives of the 8 humans and their dæmons, some good, some bad.

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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

    Language:
    Español
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    14,771
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    5
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    116
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    The Gang play Minecraft.

    Shenanigans inevitably ensue.

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    English
    Words:
    29,522
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Collections:
    1
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    158
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    257
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    25
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    3114
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    There are a million and one ways one can show that they care about their fellow human being. Some people like to call this sort of thing a "love language", but some scholars (such as this narrator) might find that to be a bit too reductive. For some, this may be gifts and money, and for others, it could be performing tasks, or words of affirmation, but for some particular kinds of people, sometimes it is as little as spending quiet moments with the person you care for. Jake's brain was always a haze of activity, far too thinking for his own good. Jane always kept herself busy, with extracurriculars, career builders, board meetings, things that consumed all of her free time. Sure, they could play games or go out to the movies, but there was, arguably, a better use of their time.

    116/365

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    663
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    13

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