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    James Bond along with Sebastian Ronson is one step closer to uncovering the secret organization behind Quantum and getting the hard drive in a mission that leads them from Zurich to Monte Carlo to Amsterdam. However, standing in their way are James' old enemy Mr. White and a beautiful heiress, with a connection to M that holds an important clue. As Bond and the heiress begin to connect, will he keep his promise to M? And has he finally met the love of his life? Wonder what James Bond was up to during the gap between Quantum of Solace and Skyfall and how he became involved in the opening events of Skyfall? Wonder no longer.

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    James Bond is dead. At his funeral, Felix Leiter sees a little smirk on M's face, and the first seed of suspicion is planted. He starts to investigate Bond's death. One name keeps coming up: Monica Brown. Who is Monica Brown and what does she have to do with the death of James Bond?

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    In a post- alternative No Time to Die universe, James Bond still reeling from Madeleine Swann's betrayal has met his match in Jayne, a young, brilliant, damaged CIA agent. James eventually falls for the beautiful Jayne after having a brief fling with Q and in an uncharacteristic move marries her. James and Jayne are no sooner back from their honeymoon, when they learn that their respected agencies are far from happy about their marriage and that they are grounded from all missions indefinitely. That makes matters worse when they realize that the mission, they met on is far from over. In a mission that leads them to Washington DC and Kazakhstan, both James and Jayne must confront their past and future. As the bodies and bombshells pile up, James struggles not to fall victim to past mistakes as he wrestles with the question, is Jayne the right girl for him? Or will she betray him like the others?

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    After the loss of the woman he loved, James Bond is devastated. He tries to drown his sorrows in alcohol, but it doesn't work. One day, a bad feeling makes him go back to London. There, he meets a beautiful man with black hair and green eyes in a bar and they spend the night together.

    At the same time, Q just wants to spend a nice evening alone in a bar after working with one of the Double-Oh's. Then, a very handsome stranger with blond hair and blue eyes approaches him, which leads to the best night in his life.

    They meet again when James officially returns to MI6 as 007. This is my version of what happened then. Can Q help James to get over his sadness and start a new life? - 00Q

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    James doesn’t talk about what he feels. That’s a rule Felix has always known about him, about their friendship. But tonight James is just drunk enough to let a glimpse of something, whatever it is, show, and Felix understands instinctively that he’d be a pretty bad friend if he said the wrong thing right now.

    He just isn’t quite sure what the right thing is.

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    He slips his bloody fingers into Bond’s mouth and grins sadistically when he licks them clean. James can’t help it, vulnerable and ripped raw. He’s dizzy and in pain and he isn’t sure what he really wants anymore.

    The taste of Le Chiffre’s fingers on his tongue is addicting. It’s everything Vesper’s wasn’t. It isn’t sexual. It isn’t even fucking romantic. It’s carnal and disgusting and James is gagging for it. He needs it. He leans into it, almost choking himself. His head spins and shame fills him but he can’t stop. Le Chiffre is smiling at him so wide. It almost feels like approval, like validation.

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    After discovering he had fallen for a lie and that Madeleine Swann was never on his side, James Bond is called back into the field. He must stop an arms dealer bent on destroying the world! In Prague, he is paired with a CIA agent wanting to prove herself in the field. James soon falls into old habits but will he fall for the sexy CIA agent or will he discover her dark secret? Meanwhile Q ends up in a fake relationship with James. James soon discovers that he is in love with two different people, the MI6 Quartermaster and the CIA agent! Who will he choose? And what will happen when his secret daughter is revealed? Will Spectre destroy James Bond's chance at being happy?

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    “James. You aren’t my security detail. You’re my dinner date,” said Q, bemused, as he watched Bond scan the entrances again. “Could you please act like it?”

    “Of course, Q, sorry,” said Bond. “Habit.”

    “I understand where it comes from, it just makes me feel like an asset you’re guarding. I already get enough of that..."
    --
    Even when everyone tries, sometimes things don't work out.

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    Looking was fine, pushing his buttons was fine, but telling him something true about himself that he probably didn’t like to think about was a step too far in their strange close-but-not-close relationship. It opened a long-ago shut door of anxieties he’d had when interacting with people - especially other men. But James wasn’t like other men.

    Firstly, he’d killed a lot of people. Secondly, Q felt safe with him.

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    Everyone lives two lives. The second one begins when it is realized that the first is temporary.

    This is a story about salvation. Or rather, a story about two men and their two lives. Bond: old, weary, nothing left to lose. Missing. Q: Young, powerful, nothing left to lose. Ever-present, ever wondering.

    This is a story about abandonment. Or rather, a story about fidelity. What one has to be loyal to when the world is crumbling. Q: Queen and Country, Earl Grey tea, Eve and Mallory and his brothers. James Bond. Bond: unknown. Nothing.

    This is a story about legacy. The brave new world. The Fighting Temeraire. Or: how to pick up the pieces after Bond leaves, with Q's car and Q's stupid, shameful heart.

    Someone has to be 007, right?

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    25/25
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    James comes back to London exhausted and drained after a mission went wrong, wanting nothing more than to cuddle with his boyfriend. But returning doesn't give him the peace he had hoped for.

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    Bond returns from a mission to find MI6 changed, and his Q supposedly long gone. The evidence tells a different story - and leads Bond onto a desperate search for a man declared dead.

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    Bond was never quite sure what he was; he only knew that his mother was the same and despite all of her 'accidents', she never really stayed dead. He didn't either, when his time came. He lived to see the rise and fall of World War 2, watched as Vietnam got invaded and the Berlin Wall fell, and kept coming back with a new body, a new face, but the same love of Queen and country.

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    James can't stop thinking about a few unsavory remarks Silva once made, but that's okay, he doesn't really mind all that much. But a chance encounter drags him out of his thoughts and he needs to put the other at some kind of ease.

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    002 died in a traffic accident on a sunny spring day.
    Q had been told not to get too attached to his agents, and he had gotten attached anyway. Some days he wishes he had not. Learning that there were things he could never protect his agents from was like losing his orientation - But if you are lost in the fog and the skies are heavy, it's best not to be alone.

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    You have been Bond’s flatmate for a few months and without exception, this has been one of Bond’s biggest challenges yet. Including working on the field! Having to live with you is new territory at times, considering your line of work and how much chaos you can cause indeed. But that is all thrown out the window when Bond discovers an even worse secret about you that leaves him stunned…

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    15/?
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    In the month following M’s death at Skyfall, things inside MI6’s Q branch never seemed to get back on the right track.

    For the last two weeks, missions had started to show cracks. Nothing major at first, but little things all the same. All involved in Q branch’s intel. Or bugs in the tech that got sent out with the agents.

    The problem with that was, all of those individual incidents led back to one man... Q.

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    James meets Q hoping for something to do to keep his mind off his troubles.

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    Bond has been ignoring his biological needs. Boothroyd is retiring and MI6 is in need of a new Quartermaster. What do these two things have in common? They both have an easy solution... if only M can get Bond to extract a certain hacker.

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    MI6 employed a broad variety of people with an equally broad array of sexual proclivities - no surprise in a place that trained and equipped international spies. Despite this openminded work environment, however, assumptions were made: obviously 007 was a hypersexual womanizer and the mild-mannered Quartermaster was asexual.

    When the reality turns out to be that 007 is ace and Q is actually into submission, life is bound to get more interesting.

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    Chapters:
    31/31
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    965
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    2133
    Bookmarks:
    551
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    52594

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