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    “I thought we were playing this so Q wouldn’t win,” Margot grumbles into her wine glass.

    “No,” Eve says. “Q always wins. We’re playing Go Fish because it will be more embarrassing for Q to gloat about winning than it will be for us to lose.”

    An epilogue, of sorts, to went my love riding.

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    Moneypenny catches Bond canoodling with his best friend's wife, and confronts him. But everything is not as it seems.

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    Bond has a habit of getting himself into trouble, but when an American agent turns up dead, Bond accidentally pulls Q along with him as a dark sequence of events begins to unfold.

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    “Do you understand what it is, precisely, that you’re offering?”

    Bond smirked, eyes narrow with humor. “A nightcap,” he supplied, and then added wryly, “after a fashion.”

    Q snorted, eyes sparkling, but there was a dark edge of menace under his light tone as he warned, “If you’re expecting it to be all fun and games, I’m afraid you’ve been watching far too much biter porn. Do you know how long it takes to bleed out from an unattended wound to the jugular vein?”

    Bond opened his mouth to provide an appropriately pithy response referencing the mandatory training in basic field medicine he’d undergone during his tenure with the Royal Navy, but Q cut him off.

    “Five minutes,” he supplied, brisk but casual, like he was reprimanding a tiresome junior agent in the middle of any standard agency debriefing, “at an optimistic maximum. Sever the carotid, and you’re looking at potential seconds. Even werewolves don’t heal fast enough to repair that kind of damage.”

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    “Bond, tell me you have not been operating under the assumption that by pointedly not shooting your megalomaniacal, delusional foster brother you had actually managed to dismantle an entire international criminal organization—an organization, may I remind you, that was influential enough to nearly gain control of the entire security networks of nine countries, had I been a little less brilliant?”

    Or; in which Q is better at James Bond's job than James Bond and everyone knew the retirement wasn't going to stick. (But he's still upset about the fucking car.)

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    “And our informant?” Other than the three of them and the boy, who is now staring back, Bond doesn’t see anyone else in the shop.

    The man pauses. “What do you two know about Uroboros?”

    The sudden change of subject pulls Bond away from the staring contest he's having with the kid. “Not much to be honest. Based on the report it's mostly just rumors. Something about visions of a doomsday project.”

    “Doomsday sounds about right.”

    “And it is far from rumor 007.” A small accented voice interrupts their conversation and all three turn back to the boy. “You would know that if you actually finished reading my report instead of skimming it. But I suppose that’s too much to ask for from a field agent isn’t it.”

    It's then that the Double 0 sees it. Twirling in between small fingers, is a glittery green pen.

    “You’ve got to be shitting me.”

     

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    “The government’s asked for two million men.” Moneypenny looked half scorned already, “It’s not just the cold. Is it?”

    He takes a long sip of his tea, “You know what’s wrong.”

    “You don’t need to sign up,” Moneypenny assured, “There are others.”

    “I had to,” He replied, eyes focused on the rations on the counter. “Eve,” Q gripped her hand on the table, “Eve, if I didn’t they’d make me.”

    “So you’ll leave me? Like James did? Won’t write me back?”

    “You know I’m not him,”

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    After coming upon Q at an infamous gay club, James starts to discover a number of different sides of the Quartermaster that he had no idea existed

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    Jedi Knight James Bond returns to the jedi Temple after the death of one of the High Council members. Soon a bigger threat starts to make itself known, and he has to find a way to protect those he cares about most while still staying in line with the jedi code.

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    31 drabbles for 007 Fest 2020.

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    Eve Moneypenny's and James Bond's friendship was based on a series of somewhat strange rituals that included a fair share of banter, stupid souvenirs from tourist shops across the world, going behind M‘s back on an often monthly basis and dubious amounts of after-mission takeout. Frankly, Eve thinks to herself, they have done weirder things for each other than washing some hair and listening to Komodo Dragon rants.

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    Eve is taken from the field and sat behind a desk for the crime of killing a man who rose from the dead anyway.

    By that time, however, she's already made herself quite at home.

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    “I am calling in my favour from Bogotá”

    “...we never ran a mission in Bogotá.”

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    Q had been so close, barely 48 hours to freedom but then some asshole just had to release Spectre's worse viral bio weapon in the air. Now it was a race to get out and not die. Either by zombie, homicidal A.I. or shady mercenaries.
    Can Q trust anyone? Can anyone trust Q?

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    A rare quiet night in the world of espionage leads to Eve, Bond, and Q sharing a drink (or several) in a pub. An off-hand comment leads Q to share a secret he's never told anyone. Not all his years on Earth.

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    Following an internal breach, the most dangerous man in England gets kidnapped. Thankfully, MI6 has James Bond to send after him.

    This writer is very open to reader suggestions on what aspects of this to focus on/what might occur going forward. Please feel very free to leave suggestions; see author's note at end for more.

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    Q is not alone when Bond and Moneypenny show up unannounced in his flat.

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    James hasn't told anyone he's not straight because it's never impacted his work. Up until 003 whines at him about a distasteful mission of having to seduce another man. Things get interesting then.

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    Movie by movie breakdown of how Jane Bond would kick ass, take names, and generally be twice as effective for half the effort as her male counterpart

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    After a mission ends gruesomely, Eve sits in a hospital waiting room with her fellow MI6 agents, wishing spies were just a little less terrible at dealing with this kind of thing.

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